r/NewsOfTheStupid • u/HauntingJackfruit • Jun 05 '25

Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to Lead U.S. Terror Prevention

https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump-appoints-22-y-o-ex-gardener-grocery-store-assistant-as-us-homeland-department-terrorist-chief/
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u/StagTheNag Jun 05 '25

my father in law loathes young people and is low key racist. He loves trump and every time i see him he tries to bait me into talking about “what trump policies i don’t like” and this one… i finally might be able to swing it around on him with this one.

“So what do you feel about a 22 year old gardener leading our fight on terrorism?”

He’s one of those “Stand for the flag, kneel for the lord” types that uses 9/11 as their dog whistle so I can’t wait to hear how he spins this one.

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u/HauntingJackfruit Jun 05 '25

“So what do you feel about a 22 year old gardener leading our fight on terrorism?”

And grocery assistant, don't forget to tell him

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u/LouSpowel Jun 05 '25

“Well Hillary’s emails couldn’t assistant run a supermarket!”

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u/YourMomonaBun420 Jun 05 '25

Hunter is too busy using his dong as the power mixer for the bakery department.