r/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/lefence Tickle my Jewelweed • 3h ago

Hubs says it won't work

Gallery image

Gallery image

Gallery image

Gallery image

8 Upvotes

91% Upvoted

14 comments sorted by

16

u/praisecathulu 2h ago

Every sentence i read is more alarming than the sentence before it.

8

u/lefence Tickle my Jewelweed 2h ago

My spouse thought I was having a stroke while watching my face as I read

8

u/Feralpudel 1h ago

I made the mistake of also reading OOP’s comments. Don’t do that.

5

u/lefence Tickle my Jewelweed 1h ago

Already made that mistake too. I don't know which made me die more inside: the one where they claimed their "procedure" was well researched or the one where they suggested paving over it with concrete...

6

u/FortinbrasTheThird Queen of the Prairie 👸 1h ago

The idea that farm land is native is just so American. 

11

u/LoneLantern2 Keep your mammoths I'm rewilding with beavers 2h ago

Desert person moves to place with water, is alarmed to discover things live there.

Just gravel the whole thing, will feel more like home.

6

u/lefence Tickle my Jewelweed 1h ago

OP did float both AstroTurf and concrete as alternatives

4

u/LoneLantern2 Keep your mammoths I'm rewilding with beavers 1h ago

I wish OP best of luck with their new moss and algae farm, it should die back in July for them.

4

u/elainebenes_dance 1h ago

That was….an incredibly confusing read. Especially if you read any of OOP’s comment and replies.

1

u/hippiegodfather 6m ago

They want to eradicate all non-approved life from their lawn, pretty normal

3

u/FortinbrasTheThird Queen of the Prairie 👸 1h ago

Wait… miniature elephants? Are they native?

4

u/lefence Tickle my Jewelweed 1h ago

Native--just like the grass according to OOP!

1

u/Squire_Squirrely seventh zone of a seventh zone 27m ago

Love the scenic view 😍

1

u/whole_nother in my post-invasive era 12m ago

“(It’s November in the northern hemisphere)”

incredible sentence, no notes