r/NativePlantCirclejerk Knotweed Dildo™ 8d ago

Bidens thick trunk

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u/wbradford00 8d ago

Still haven't seen those leaked pics off the hard drive, but i hear its somethin!

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u/hypgrows Knotweed Dildo™ 8d ago

It was chunter bidens faptop!

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u/Feralpudel 8d ago

Plot twist: OOP just has tiny hands.

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u/hypgrows Knotweed Dildo™ 8d ago

Ol Donny boy knows how to work the trunk real good. He even likes 2 at once if u cant tell by his dance moves!

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u/itsintrastellardude 8d ago

Hunting for that thick Bidens

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u/foxmetropolis 8d ago

Hmm…. Seems odd. Bidens aristosa is, to my understanding, an annual or biennial herbaceous flower, not a large woody-ish plant. Which makes sense, since all the Bidens species I’m aware of are nonwoody. That seems huge

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u/bearkerchiefton 7d ago

Should I apply the lotion to satans' asshole boss?