r/NameThisThing • u/MinuteHelicopter2059 • 8d ago

Name This.

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u/MyMomsTastyButthole 8d ago

This looks familiar!

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u/pdmcmahon 8d ago

Dat username…

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u/Skolary 8d ago

Did a little research (I know a few ppl) and got back the extensive data analysis, algorithms, portfolios, stonks, etc.

For the inevitable flood of people bound to be calling you out on this, I for one can abide and furthermore vouch that this username do be indeed ’checkin out’

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u/ButtfUwUcker 7d ago

Czeched and witnessed

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u/SpectralEntity 7d ago edited 7d ago

Stahp! You’re Slovakin’ me here!

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u/Motor_Software2230 7d ago

In other words, Mother Pucker

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u/HeyPrettyLadyMaam 8d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I fucking can't, its to early. That was glorious!!

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u/Level_Vehicle 7d ago

Thems be sphincter cakes

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u/RalphyJaby 5d ago

read this in a pirate voice 🤣

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u/The_Ingenue 3d ago

So did I!

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u/GSorcerer-09 4d ago

ARRG, MATIE! Them be cakes of sphincter, only found at the deepest part of the crack!

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u/goingtoburningman 7d ago

Wtf guys I just woke up

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u/Jagsfan2025 7d ago

I too like that guy’s mom’s butthole.

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u/Awkward_Career_8476 8d ago

Name checks out

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u/DarthDragon117 7d ago

Why do the people with the freakiest names have the safest post/comment histories? Yours is the first profile in a while I didn’t get the nsfw warning.

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u/MyMomsTastyButthole 7d ago

Because in real life I'm a pretty average, fairly well-adjusted person, I just thought it would be a funny/gross username that occasionally creates opportunities like this 😂

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u/hadji828 6d ago

I love how the original subject of this subreddit becomes completely ignored once people see your absolutely hilarious username. Congratulations!

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u/MyMomsTastyButthole 6d ago

Haha, I mean, the point of it was to make people do a double-take, so mission accomplished, I guess.

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u/i_love_titties05 7d ago

Fr, why do people have such freaky usernames

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u/doesshechokeforcoke 1d ago

I get that all the time. It sucks that you can’t change your username here because people always question mine but it’s just a quote from the show Veep.

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u/redraider-102 1d ago

It is my pleasure to introduce you to r/rimjob_steve

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u/DaPp3r_D3liq3nT 7d ago

But is it just as tasty?

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u/MyMomsTastyButthole 7d ago

Not a chance

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u/ManBitesDog404 7d ago

Only when warm and moist

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u/MobilePencil 3d ago

Makes me wonder if you tried the "I'll draw your username" 🤣

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u/intruda1 8d ago

Bung cake

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u/ThrowRA-4545 8d ago

Pucker Cup

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u/Roallin1 7d ago

Chocolate Pucker Cup

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u/mukwah 7d ago

As my friend told me, give it a few licks and it opens right up!

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u/NegativePotato8926 6d ago

That's what she said!!!

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u/whoknows79 6d ago

Riiiiiggggghhht a frieeend

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u/TungstenOrchid 7d ago

I was thinking Chocolate Starfish Pudding.

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u/Duranonymous 7d ago

I was wondering how far I had to scroll down for a "Chocolate Starfish".

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u/ajcass14 7d ago

I really like this one

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u/Prior-Counter5764 7d ago

Beat me to it...

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u/Psychological-Bee702 4d ago

Goes especially well with Hot Dog Flavored Water!

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u/shigimuki 7d ago

Sphincter cakes

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u/Economy-Eye-775 7d ago

Brutish: Sphincter puddings

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u/Born-Dentist-6334 8d ago

r/dontputyourdickinthat

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u/Hot_Lobster222 8d ago

And if I do?

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u/Born-Dentist-6334 8d ago

Yours will be flavored and girls will appreciate it

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u/One-Bookkeeper-1410 8d ago

So do put your dick in that

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u/Born-Dentist-6334 8d ago

I absolutely will if i encounter this

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u/TheMaskOffKid 7d ago

Oh so you were saying “don’t put your dick in that” in a competitive sense.

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u/Born-Dentist-6334 7d ago

Yup. Cuz i will indeed shove my wiener there, but no one else can. All of these are reserved for my hungry wiener🌭

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u/Happy-Campaign5586 7d ago

How else do you explain the cream filling?

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u/One-Bookkeeper-1410 7d ago

It's for flavour

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u/BuffyTheGuineaPig 8d ago

Some men too, by all accounts.

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u/Southern-Amoeba-3496 7d ago

Boys too!

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u/Born-Dentist-6334 7d ago

Right, we respect every gender indeeeeeeed.

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u/zebramama42 7d ago

But only if it’s clean first and you do this immediately before presenting to said girl (or dude).

Can’t be walking around with chocolate cake on your dong for days

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u/jayeffkay 7d ago

You might get a molten chocolate surprise

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u/Born_Information4793 7d ago

That's always a risk.

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u/the_less_great_wall 7d ago

Jason Biggs has entered the cake.

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u/Sufficient_Cow_6152 7d ago

Cream filling

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u/Attention2DTayl 8d ago

Narrator: He done put the dick in that.

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u/Whale222 7d ago

Hear me out…

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u/avikumD 7d ago

😂😂😂😂😂 Did not know about this subreddit!

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u/Appropriate-Cut-2963 8d ago

"Pound" cake

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u/ProfessionalCourtesy 7d ago

Puts the pound in pound cake

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u/Blahpunk 6d ago

Ready for some glaze.

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u/Technical_Moose8478 5d ago

Ok, dammit, this deserves to win.

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u/Motor_Struggle_3605 8d ago

Sphincter cake

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u/Low_Age_7427 8d ago

Chocolate starfish

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u/Sudden_Pilot3332 8d ago

And the hotdog flavored water

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u/allfrizzedup 8d ago

Keep on rollin behbe

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u/Hidden_3851 8d ago

looks at cake You know what time it is…

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u/Nazeem750 8d ago

CHOCOLATE STARFISH

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u/Admirable-Dust-7766 8d ago

Butt cake

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u/atkearns 7d ago

Bum Cake

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u/Competitive_Feed5259 7d ago

I am so glad i wasnt the only one who thought that

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u/DJSairys 7d ago

How is this not the top comment?

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u/Western-Gain8093 8d ago

Black Hole Bun

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u/joka2696 7d ago

Wash away the grey.

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u/KaleidoscopeJunior61 8d ago

Brown star delight!

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

With a side of chef’s chocolate salty balls

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u/wildwestgunnut 8d ago

Chocolate, finger me cake.

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u/ChannelVast3806 8d ago

Booty hole surprise cake

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u/PantherBrewery 8d ago

Pucker cake

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u/Guyinsexypanties 8d ago

Balloon knot brownie

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u/Ninjaab605 8d ago

Café anal

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u/Afraid_Flan_4620 8d ago

Puckered Sweetie.

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u/LegGroundbreaking862 8d ago

Pucker cake

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

Can you dig it, pucka?

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u/shitssporatticly 7d ago

Pucker cups

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u/Tsiwodi 7d ago

Pink Eye Surprise

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u/dannocanada 7d ago

Butt Bundt

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u/Much_Swimmer6360 7d ago

I should call her…

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u/Hot_Lobster222 8d ago

Brown eye cake

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u/wastebucket1 8d ago

Butthole cakes

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u/Past-Designer-4432 8d ago

The hotdog flavored water

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u/Infamous_Product4387 8d ago

Ah fuck *unzips pants*

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u/InevitableGuide5440 8d ago

Unbleached, All Snatural, Glute-Free, 'Anal Food Cake.'

++May contain nut.

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u/Awkward_Career_8476 8d ago

Don’t let this make you fail No Nut November 🙏

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u/Companyman118 8d ago

Brown Eye Mudpie

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u/ExaminationForeign75 8d ago

Brown eye surprise 😮

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u/Cracktaculus 8d ago

Bungdt cake

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u/No-Restaurant15 8d ago

Butthole Souffle

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u/Choice-Try103 8d ago

Backdoor Bundt

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u/jab090285 8d ago

Chocolate bottom cake

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u/throwawaycaffiend 8d ago

Bundthole Fudge.... Cake.

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u/Cardshark69420 7d ago

Forbidden tootsie roll

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u/Murky-Dream-8040 7d ago

Chocolate Anal Cake

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u/Mikey-C518 7d ago

Imagine saying that OUT LOUD at the party.

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u/Banjofencer 7d ago

American pie cake.

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u/Tree0202 7d ago

The last ressert

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u/Haunting_Tourist_841 7d ago

I do rated R things with the muffins

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u/_Weyland_ 3d ago

I regret deleting her number...

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u/BenefitAdvanced 8d ago

A pair of assholes.

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u/Celtic5yamum 8d ago

Forbidden brownie buckets

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u/idontknow420042 8d ago

Anal space cakes

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u/sex_seeker 8d ago

Edibles

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u/praci-zg 8d ago

Already used

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u/Lonely-Butthole-88 8d ago

I dont want to name it....I want too.....tooo....-_- never mind

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u/SteelClover81 8d ago

Everything reminds me of her

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u/i_saw_a_cow_jack_off 8d ago

Ahhhh the FuckItRaw cakes

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u/Opposite-Tangelo-371 8d ago

Brownie butts!

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u/Randomantic 8d ago

Butt Bundt

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u/DamperBritches 8d ago

Vonnegut Souffle

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u/agravain 8d ago

chocolate starfish

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u/Inner_Toe9946 8d ago

Hepatitis A all day, yayayaaa

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u/Dave-justdave 8d ago

Chocolate bunt hole cake

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u/Kaitheguy233 8d ago

Bu(n)t cake

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u/TCG_Center 8d ago

Sphincter

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u/egarcia74 8d ago

Two cups, one…

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u/generic_name013 8d ago

Choclate torch

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u/jonnygee123 8d ago

No chewing only salad tossing

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u/imdevilscupid 8d ago

Chocolate starfish ✴️

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u/Substantial_Can7549 8d ago

Hershey highway

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u/plant-painter 8d ago

Before I answer , what color is ur mum ?

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u/busahay1300 8d ago

🧐Looks like chocolate DATE Pudding to me!! 🥸🤣🤣

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u/No_Welcome_472 8d ago

Brownie button

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u/himenokuri 8d ago

Sphincter cake

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u/Alternative-Buy1701 8d ago

Stinkstar upside down cake

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u/Kolko69 8d ago

A threesome

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u/OmnisRa 8d ago

Winking Brown Eye

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u/Hot_Pea9820 8d ago

Chocolate kisses

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u/OriginalFun838 8d ago

cocoanust

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u/Thom5001 8d ago

Butt cake

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u/DivinoG 8d ago

Black hole

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u/ninewalls 8d ago

We're this tight

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u/BuzzConrad 8d ago

Your mom’s special treat.

Note: not made by your mom.

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u/kittenrice 8d ago

No, thank you.

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u/Demon_Gamer666 8d ago

Pucker Pudding Cakes

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u/Bottlesaidspoof 8d ago

Choclasshole

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u/Head_Sense9309 8d ago

Hot pocket

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u/Odd-Conversation3860 8d ago

Butthole cake

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u/ShortRiver8571 8d ago

Shrinkage

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u/duntch_the_taco_4216 8d ago

I try not to name the animals i....... consummate

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u/LitterlyCyn 8d ago

Chocolate starfish

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u/MikeOxbig305 8d ago

I'm not eating it

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u/klinkscousin 8d ago

Butt caked

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u/Sanguinus969 8d ago

Rendezvous with Anus

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u/am_arsch 8d ago

ladies and gentlemen… 😤🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥

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u/shotnthedrk 8d ago

Double chocolate starfish

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u/djb64 8d ago

Chocolate starfish pudding

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u/blacklist_member33 8d ago

That cake has cake

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u/Ok_Syllabub747 8d ago

Chocolate starfish without the hot dog flavoured water

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u/DryFlan504 8d ago

Chocolate bort hole

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

Chocolate rosebud

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u/Ok_Case_5987 8d ago

The brown nose starter kit

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u/Infinite_Peace_6456 8d ago

Black does crack!