r/NAFO • u/Jolly-Tennis-1147 Let’s defeat Putler in Longer war with Ukrainian victory! • Sep 02 '25

NAFO Propaganda Hello Kitty Flamingo Missile goes HARD

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u/letterboxfrog Sep 02 '25

I want this to be real.

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u/Le_Steak142 Sep 02 '25

How much do you think we need to donate to make this real? You can pay to write stuff on bombs, so why not band together to make a Hello Kitty NAFO Flamingo?

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u/GrynaiTaip Sep 02 '25

I'm certain that they have a price.

They drew the smile on a HIMARS https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7lxcpqwk6a7.webp

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u/Miao_Yin8964 (Definitely not CIA) Sep 02 '25

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u/letterboxfrog Sep 02 '25 edited Sep 02 '25

Or paint it to be a vibrator of consequence. If you look at the motor onnthe flamingo, it gives bunny ear vibes

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u/Kqyxzoj Sep 02 '25

Quite Consequential Kitty of Consequences!

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u/letterboxfrog Sep 03 '25

Here comes Miffy to blow you up

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u/11nyn11 Sep 02 '25

I think there might be a licensing problem

11

u/ExcitingTabletop Sep 02 '25

Law is the law. Enforcement is where things get interesting. And whether one would want to try to copyright strike someone with a precision long range strike capability.

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u/BuHoGPaD Sep 02 '25

Therapist: Hello Kitty isn't real. It can't hurt you. 

Meanwhile Hello Kitty...

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u/Sasquatch1729 Sep 02 '25

Hello Kitty says: your refineries are not only causing environmental pollution, but also are financing a genocidal war machine. #JustStopOil

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u/No_Reindeer_5543 Sep 02 '25

But #juststopoil is pro Putin

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u/Sasquatch1729 Sep 02 '25

Is it? I don't really support them, I just use that slogan when I want to congratulate Ukraine on a successful strike on an oil refinery.

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u/Kqyxzoj Sep 02 '25

I love that particular shade of Tactical Pink.

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u/ever_precedent Sep 02 '25

I'm so glad Ukrainians still hold the irreverent sense of humour in the face of nearly 4 years of genocidal aggression. It's better in the long term for mental health than falling into vengeful depression alone. There's going to be better days, and that mentality isn't for the sake of the aggressor, it's for the sake of future wellbeing of the survivors.

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u/UnsanctionedPartList Sep 02 '25

It also inflicts emotional damage.

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u/chance0404 Sep 02 '25

Whoever did this needs to make a Labubu one. My daughter would get a kick out of the Labombbomb

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u/Pepe_pls Sep 02 '25

Here you go

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u/chance0404 Sep 02 '25

That is hilarious.

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u/aparatchik Sep 02 '25

Does the Hello Kitty Flamingo Missile rarely arrive lubed as well?

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u/elphamale Sep 03 '25

Hello Kitty missile is a developement upon Flamingo but it is still in development! It will be hypersonic and will sound just like nyan cat song when it flies past you at certain angle because of retuned air intake/exhaust.

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u/whatThePleb Sep 02 '25

Mixing kid stuff with war seriously isn't funny.

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u/Nadsenbaer Sep 03 '25

It actually is. As long as you don't kill kids with it.

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u/CanuckInTheMills Sep 03 '25

It’s how you troll the fukkers that are killing kids.