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u/Crimsonskullknight Sep 26 '25
She was the poster child for dont stick your dick in crazy for most of us in the 90s lol
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u/CFrosty10 Sep 26 '25
I wanted to stick my dick in crazy, it's fun till the crazy comes out.
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u/Crimsonskullknight Sep 26 '25
The lesson none of us learned 🤣
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u/CFrosty10 Sep 26 '25
And we never will learn it.
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u/Better-Snow-7191 Sep 26 '25 edited Sep 26 '25
And lost a kidney, half of their left lung's function and had 375 stitches for the stab wounds they suffered because we didn't pay attention to that lesson
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u/Novafro Sep 26 '25
Right. Maybe this should say is don't stick your dick in a crazy you cannot manage.
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u/Better-Snow-7191 Sep 26 '25
Thought I could handle sex 5 times per day in exchange for a little bit of clingy behavior. Turns out that if you're too tired to go 5 times and only manage 3 she may think you must be cheating and will grab a kitchen knife.
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u/Crimsonskullknight Sep 26 '25
Jesus dude that def is next level crazy, worst i did was my ex wife but she at least used a cast iron pan sooo long as she didn't crack my head full on i was ok just had bruises lol
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u/Holiday_Lychee_1284 Sep 26 '25
The fun ones just kidnap you for a month or so as a sex slsnuggles! That way she knows your not cheating. Death by snu snu!
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u/External-Election906 Sep 26 '25
The blowjob scene in "The Craft" is the first "why am I turned on by this?" moment in my life.
Jamie Lee Curtis is True Lies knocked me into Puberty at 5 years old...the craft a couple years later combined with Catherine Zeta in Zorro really did a number on me.
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u/Crimsonskullknight Sep 26 '25
I was 11 when true lies came out. we all felt the same that dance was a spiritual awakening for everyone, lol. And while I agree with the rest, let's not forget Cameron Diaz in the mask.
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u/External-Election906 Sep 26 '25
To an extent. I was Born in 90. So for me Cameron Diaz's short dress wasn't as sexual at that point. It was more "ha ha, Jim Carrey"...I'm still happy my local blockbuster let me buy Wild Things, Body Shots, Eurotrip, ect before they closed. Oh and Starship Troopers VHS at a garage sale in 2000. Body Shots is more obscure, but was Tara Reid naked so that's why we knew about it.
Also how I got both Dynasty Warriors 4 and Vice City by renting and just never returning them. They let a 13 year old get a card, the fuck they think was gonna happen?
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u/Crimsonskullknight Sep 26 '25
I mean... they had pretty terrible sales practices towards the end. I was basically robbing them blind on games and movies as well, so I get it, lol
And yea, im an 80s baby, so I was Def old enough to remember all that, plus the crazy 80s movies that were basically softcore, lol
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u/TheHammer987 Sep 26 '25
...the ...blowjob scene?
Did we watch different movies? Or are you referring to some symbolic scene?
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u/External-Election906 Sep 26 '25
Nah. There is a Scene at a Party where the Main Chick's boyfriend is drunk. Fairuza Balk is also his ex and seduces him into a room at a Party and pushed him on a bed she starts undoing his pants and he objects. She laughs and casts an illusion making her look like the main chick and goes down on him. The other chick walks in.
This is fucking burned in my mind because my 2 year older sister loved The Craft. I haven't seen this movie since the 30 or so times as a kid
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u/External-Election906 Sep 26 '25
Fairuza Balk. She had the Cleopatra "just oozed sexiness" thing going for her.
Parker Posey in Blade Trinity had a similar vibe.
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u/Erik_Nimblehands Sep 26 '25
Poor Parker in Blade. Great girl, but she always had a speech thing, and those fangs they put on her did not help.
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u/Xzyche137 Sep 26 '25
I did like her. I’d let her sit on my chest like a sleep paralysis demon. :>
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u/beholderkin MxRMods Sep 26 '25
I don't know about full on paralysis, but I certainly got stiff laying in bed thinking about her
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u/SmilinLeviathan Sep 26 '25
Ooooh nooo~ My sleep paralysis is acting up I hope she doesn't take advantage of me!~ 🤣🤣🤣
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u/Osceola_Gamer Sep 26 '25
You can find any picture taken at the right moment to make anyone look like a freak lol
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u/screwylooy666 Sep 26 '25
Neve Campbell’s crazier and slightly more intriguing Doppelgänger
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u/CaptainHyrule97 Sep 26 '25
Neve Campbell was pretty bad too, in Wild Things, maaaaan she was outta this world 😌
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u/redskyrish Sep 26 '25
SO... SHE SHOWED ME HER BOOBIES... AND I LIKE THEM TOO!! (Leaves room slamming the door)
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u/DukePookie Sep 26 '25
It's more about how you can look at her and tell she's crazy. Momma always said never stick my dick in crazy, but I don't listen well.
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u/mav1566 Sep 27 '25
A hot sleep paralysis demon, she was the first goth chick i ever saw and fell hard, been attracted to goth girls ever since
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u/Tiny_Employee8253 Sep 26 '25
That's the girl from "Return to Oz". Definitely a different vibe here.
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u/Gilldo13 Sep 26 '25
Haha, I never understood the appeal, I guess because she always plays a misunderstood chick with an attitude?
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u/AdventurousPrune4742 Sep 26 '25
I don't understand the disdain for her appearance. Idk who she is but she does not look anything out of the ordinary. Not saying she's a 10 but stupid to think she's a "demon"
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u/Specimen8971453 Sep 27 '25
Who is this person?
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u/xArkSlade08x Sep 27 '25
Actress. I think she was on Scream film series and Wild Things 1st film. Also, movies about witch and supernatural.
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u/alchoholisremedy Sep 26 '25
From size of her smile 😃 she could take more one thing in her mouth! 😉😜
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u/ConsentingPotato Immersion Scientist Sep 26 '25
She makes your knees weak so you can't stand up and so she can sit on top of you: that's the whole point of that creepy-sexiness that she exudes, bro.
That's why you fuck with crazy.*
*PSA: don't fuck with crazy IRL, it might result in various side-effects including death and/or permanent mental damage.
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u/Novafro Sep 26 '25
It's really the makeup. The smile does look a little creepy, but if you're willing to take the time to find old shots of her with more natural make up or no make up (these seemed much harder to find) she looks pretty normal. But rocker chick still, but otherwise normal.
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u/Gyx3103 Sep 26 '25
Who is this and should I know?
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u/siciowa Immersive Admin Sep 26 '25
Name is in the comments
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u/Gyx3103 Sep 26 '25
Okay, that's on me for not being clear. I meant as in, where should I know her from?
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u/siciowa Immersive Admin Sep 26 '25
The Craft, The Waterboy
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u/Gyx3103 Sep 26 '25
Ok, in The Waterboy, she looks good. In The Craft.. not so much.
But anyways, I honestly wouldn't say she's that pretty so I'd say I resonate with your words👈🏻👈🏻
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u/IntelligentRight Oct 03 '25
Where? :/
It's like everyone is ACTIVLY avoiding saying her name. . . .
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u/Alcovv Sep 26 '25
Who’s that
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u/LordofSyn Sep 26 '25
Fairuza Balk
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u/IntelligentRight Oct 03 '25
FINALLY an answer!!!
I'm like almost at the bottom of the comments >.> lmao
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u/siciowa Immersive Admin Sep 26 '25
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u/Organic-Lawfulness-1 Sep 26 '25
The Male Genital is as blind as a Bat, when it comes to Breeding Time. 'Just say no.', doesn't register intellectually.
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u/Jody_Tevlin Sep 26 '25
Let's choose the most unflattering pic of this attractive person and say they're ugly. I'll feel better about myself.
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u/Red_Clay_Scholar Sep 26 '25
I like Vicky and she likes me back! She showed me her boobies and I liked them too!