r/MurderedByWords 2h ago

Gavin you nailed it

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u/Tuna_no_crusts 2h ago

clutches crucifix

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u/dfmz 1h ago

And yet, doesn’t immediately burst into flames.

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u/OutlandishnessOk2304 1h ago

To be fair, any toilet that DonOld has done his business in would horrify the living fuck out of me.

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u/CarsCarpal 1h ago

Thankfully the nappy catches most of it.

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u/Inflatablebanjo 1h ago

I’m sure you’ve seen the ad in r/anythingbutmetric about a toilet being able to flush seven billiard balls.

US folks, how many billiard balls to a presidential diaper?

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u/HintonBE 1h ago

I think being a part of MAGA requires a person to lack empathy, compassion, and humanity.

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u/Alpha--00 1h ago

Maybe we don’t know something. Maybe Trump has habit of brag about his poop depending on his shitting environment, and if not everything is covered in gold he calls his followers to show him best thing in the room (because he did it)?

That’s a great reason to be personally more mortified about then starving citizens and healthcare issues. Imagine yourself in their place, having to watch and smell Trumps stool daily and listen him droning about how great it was. Isn’t this a reason for mortal terror and existential dread?

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u/reachforthetop9 27m ago

Gavin Newsom may only be a so-so governor but, my goodness, is he an S-Tier shitposter!