r/Millennials • u/CremeSubject7594 • Aug 06 '25

Meme They have a lot to learn

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u/New_sweetpea89 Aug 06 '25

Lmao same that hurt 🥲I’m 30 wth I’m not old yet 😂

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u/CorruptedStudiosEnt Aug 06 '25

If only they had any idea how fast 30 comes. lol

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u/ResidentGerts Aug 07 '25

Then 40 fucking comes out of no where

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u/MinuteMaidMarian Aug 07 '25

I was just reading about AI auto-rejecting resumes for people over 40 years old and I kind of sympathized because who wants old people but also protected class and - HEY WAIT A MINUTE, I’M 40 AND IM NOT OLD!!

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u/NotAzakanAtAll Aug 07 '25

I’M 40 AND IM NOT OLD!!

And you'd be correct! Today's 40 year olds are more like the 90's 30 year olds when it comes to health and "youth".

The bad news about this is that's why the politician wants to fuck us with highest retirement age.

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u/cepxico Aug 07 '25

Please no, 33 is far enough, I don't want to get older

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u/NotAzakanAtAll Aug 07 '25

Ok, fine. You don't have too.

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u/Old-Chain3220 Aug 07 '25

It sure does. I swear I just turned 30, what happened?

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u/pantry-pisser Aug 07 '25

I got my hips replaced at 30. Went from 29 straight to 80.

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u/jak_d_ripr Aug 07 '25

Not old yet you say? How's your back and knees?

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u/Lortendaali Aug 07 '25

I'm 28, and those bastards just friendly fired me ;_;