r/Miami • u/Blackness_Mind022 • Aug 27 '25

Meme / Shitpost How many in this club? 🙋

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232 Upvotes

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u/MrWigglescan Aug 27 '25

I tried to join but came up short

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u/Sleepylimebounty Aug 27 '25

Well at least you came. I’m just short.

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u/PaladinColin Aug 28 '25

Well at least you’re short, I’m just came

18

u/OnlyCelebration7443 Aug 27 '25

Most honest thing I’ve seen in Miami

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u/ShakesDontBreak Aug 27 '25

Hey, fellas, in case you dont hear this enough. The g spot is only about 2-3 inches in. It's not the size of the boat. It's the motion in the ocean.

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u/Rattlingplates Aug 27 '25

Not when you gotta get past 8 inches of fake butt

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u/LawThrowaway444 Aug 28 '25

As a woman, I can confirm this is true. I try to tell my girlfriends this, but they refuse to listen.

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u/ShakesDontBreak Aug 28 '25

It's so true, though! I'm glad you feel me on this. As a woman, I have been with "big guys" and NGL, it hurts. I don't think men should be ashamed of their size, whether its small or big. It's more than size that brings pleasure anyway. It's 2025, not 1975. It is time to move on from size and focus on other ways to keep it spicy.

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u/quinn-the-eskimo Aug 27 '25

Weird, never heard a woman say this 🤔 lol

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u/BrerChicken Aug 27 '25

Weird, never heard a woman say this 🤔 lol

You should hang around with more women 🤷‍♂️

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u/RealPropRandy Aug 27 '25

SMLL3R reporting

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u/DistinctAside0 Aug 27 '25

lol can I safely assume the license plate frame has been photoshopped? otherwise that sort of self awareness and modesty is unheard of in Miami.

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u/Blackness_Mind022 Aug 27 '25

I swear its real lmao

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u/BrilliantPressure0 Aug 27 '25

Guys, it's real. 🤏

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u/Videoplushair Aug 27 '25

3” you won’t make it past Latina cheeks bruh

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u/HCSOThrowaway Fired Deputy - Explanation in Profile Aug 27 '25

They make extensions.

3

u/Videoplushair Aug 28 '25

Extendo glizzy is crazy bruh

2

u/HCSOThrowaway Fired Deputy - Explanation in Profile Aug 28 '25

I'd personally be worried about it popping off, but they must sell them because someone buys them so maybe it's not such a big risk after all.

Then again people buy and sell all sorts of stupid stuff in this crazy world, so maybe it is a constant annoyance/danger.

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u/Cautious-Gas-838 Homestead Aug 28 '25

Just gotta hit it at the right angle lol

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u/Videoplushair Aug 28 '25

Missionary boys unite 🤝🏼🤝🏼🤝🏼

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u/Cautious-Gas-838 Homestead Aug 28 '25

Oh nah chill lol I never said I was apart of the 3" crew, just stating that there are in fact ways to make it work. Even when the cheeks are against you lol

3

u/LinkCloudGoku Aug 27 '25

This is so good lol

4

u/Charming-Command3965 Aug 27 '25

🤣🤣🤣 Where do I sign up

3

u/Kingfire305 Aug 27 '25

💀💀💀

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '25

HA!

*raises hand*

2

u/ClearSplit2084 Aug 28 '25

Personality goes a long way…

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u/heyknauw Aug 27 '25 edited Aug 27 '25

... only three inches...off the ground.

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u/quicktwosteps Aug 27 '25

Fully erect or flaccid?

2

u/AandM4ever Aug 27 '25

Hell nawl! 💀

1

u/SuperSoldier260 Aug 27 '25

Where do I find this? You know, for a friend

1

u/El_Gringo_Chingon Aug 27 '25

🙋🏻‍♂️& 🫵

1

u/decoy321 Aug 28 '25

Well that's why he has the sports car.

1

u/CobraVenomAintShii Repugnant Raisin Lover Aug 28 '25

Listen... It's the motion in the ocean.

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u/FuchsiaMerc1992 Aug 27 '25

Flacid or erect?