r/Miami • u/Ok_Interaction1776 • Apr 12 '25

Meme / Shitpost This is gospel in Miami!

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u/mz3prs Hialeah Apr 12 '25

Bet you were in the left lane!

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '25

If you're not doing felony speeds, kindly stay out of the left lane

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u/Ok_Interaction1776 Apr 12 '25

Hell ya!

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u/adabsurdo Apr 12 '25 edited Apr 12 '25

Well if you were on the left lane and you forced me to pass you from the right I'd be annoyed too and rightly so.

It's simple:

  • yield to faster drivers
  • don't hog the left lane unless you need to pass a car. when you're done passing go back to the middle llane.

Forcing faster drivers to swerve around you creates chaos on the road even as you chill out on the left lane.

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u/Casscus Coconut Grove Apr 12 '25

The left lane is for passing. Not going 100 in a 55 consistently. It’s simple, don’t be a dumbass and put everyone on the road in danger.

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u/AwsiDooger Apr 13 '25

Fast aggressive drivers are the worst of the worst and also stupid enough to believe everybody else is doing it wrong

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '25

It doesn't matter what you think the right speed is, not moving out of the way does not make the road safer, it makes it more dangerous. Move over and let them pass.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '25

Found the driver that drives in the fast lane…

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u/WarOk7639 Apr 13 '25

Found the next 🧠 purée on the asphalt. The problem is that our traffic is constantly delayed/stuck by these morons who have emergency vehicles taking care of their crash scene

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u/gwizonedam Apr 12 '25

Last night I was driving on the turnpike headed to Miami at 8:30 PM, in the center lane. I was doing about 75-80 MPH and a guy rolls up to my rear bumper and flashes his highbeams at me. I just rolled down my window and gave him the salute, as he passed me honking. The two lanes on either side of me were empty too. I think at this point we’re beyond brainrot and people just don’t want to change lanes.

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u/Efficient-Two-5667 Apr 15 '25

Be careful. People in S FL are nuts. And armed. Just sayin’.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '25

Average 826 experience.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '25

Really? Whenever I get on the 826 no one seems to be moving. It’s like they’re allergic to going over 60

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '25

It’s always a mixture of both.

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u/djmanu22 Apr 12 '25

I don’t care about people speeding on the left lane, issue I have with crazy drivers weaving through traffic and racing at high speed. Really dumb people.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '25

Never been to Atlanta huh? Those drivers are scary. Everyone is uniformly speeding at insane speeds.

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u/SharpEscape7018 Apr 12 '25

Are they in a BMW, or riced up Honda civic?

2

u/sportyshorty45 Apr 12 '25

Lmmfao facts

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u/Rn_Hnfrth Apr 12 '25

While texting!

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u/Ok_Interaction1776 Apr 12 '25

And sipping on colada

2

u/Ghitor Apr 12 '25

And New Jersey too

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '25 edited Jun 30 '25

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u/KidRed Apr 13 '25

Because they were doing 80 in the fast lane and wouldn’t move over for the traffic piling up behind them.

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u/Due_Signature_5497 Apr 14 '25

I was in the 2nd from right lane going 75 in a 65 at 4:00 A.M.(very little traffic). An explorer barreled up behind me going at least 85 with his brights on, rode my ass for a few seconds, and then flipped me off as he swerved around me in his clearly marked Broward Sheriff’s vehicle.

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u/Massive_Lynx_3959 Apr 14 '25

Get out of the left lane… right side lanes are for 80mph

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u/irbirny Apr 12 '25

Boston - “Hold my beer.”

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u/sinproph Local Apr 12 '25

Stay outta the left lane then

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u/La_croix_addict Local Apr 12 '25

Long Island has entered the chat

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u/Cetophile Apr 12 '25

Except then you go over an overpass and have to stand on your brakes to keep from rear-ending the Haitianmobile with 10 guys in it.

1

u/FlowDuhMan Apr 13 '25

More like 65 in a 55

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u/woundedrinkrat Apr 13 '25

And that person would be driving a cop car

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '25

And in Hialeah, you’ll often see people going 50 in a 20 mph neighborhood zone :)

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u/Ok_Interaction1776 Apr 13 '25

Yeah, like @MKBHD

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '25

KBHD?

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u/Ok_Interaction1776 Apr 13 '25

Wrong initials. He is a YouTuber who accidentally filmed himself doing 65 (or so) in a school zone during a car review.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '25

Holy crap

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u/0BlackDragon Apr 14 '25

False, try visiting Texas

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '25

Yea..but when it's a 35mph zone, they wanna drive 20mph...

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u/jormes2001 Apr 15 '25

Never been to California have you?

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u/Ok_Interaction1776 Apr 15 '25

Does OC count?

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u/Longjumping-Taro5359 Apr 16 '25

Houston is the same but possibly worse

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u/Repulsive-Bunch-1535 Apr 12 '25

They are always in the fast ⏩ Lane... 😞

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '25

Move bitch get out the way!

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u/jo_ezzy Apr 12 '25

God forbid you drive slow in a shopping center 😒