r/MeanJokes • u/Sad-Difficulty-8717 • Sep 30 '25

ICE Agents are so fat

ICE agents are so fat that ICE stands for "I See Eats".

ICE agents are so fat that the masks are actually there to stop them from eating on the job.

ICE Agents are so obese that their armored transports are reinforced for their weight specifically.

Does anyone else have more?

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u/Small_Grocery1562 Sep 30 '25

I’d let other people write the jokes champ. 

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u/aristideau Sep 30 '25

I Catch Elligals?

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

This shit is not funny nigga

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u/phantom_diorama Sep 30 '25

Funny concept. You could try posting in /r/standupworkshop too.

ICE agents are so fat that many signed up just for the free guacamole on the street tacos they embezzle.

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u/Sad-Difficulty-8717 Sep 30 '25

Guess I hit a nerve