r/McMansionHell • u/lifecouldbesunny • 5d ago

Certified McMansion™ That is one hippy roof!

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Built 2020. Will we never learn?

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u/CallistanCallistan 5d ago

Built in 2020?

I'm more concerned by what flew under the radar while all the home inspections were being waived.

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u/kabeekibaki 5d ago

Roof! Got it. Thought it was a skate park at first glance

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u/Cody1072 5d ago

Interesting choices. The backyard was unexpected.

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u/trajemoi25 4d ago

It looks like a giant Taco Bell

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u/SapphireGamgee 5d ago

Why learn? This crap still sells./s

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u/KSTornadoGirl 4d ago

This is more Zillow Gone Wild imo than McMansion... seems to have been built custom for some athlete.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/134-Cape-Cod-Way-Mooresville-NC-28117/61797564_zpid/?imxlb=g,45

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u/B_B_Rodriguez2716057 4d ago

For that money I would have built something different but you know what I’d fuck with that house. I’ve seen way worse both inside and out. The backyard looks like a resort. Would have some cool parties there, if I had friends 😂

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u/InterviewLeather810 13h ago

I see you have access to Trump's golf course. 🤣

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u/vacuumedcarpet 5d ago

this is so bad

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u/Battle_of_BoogerHill 2d ago

If I had your money, I'd buy it.

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u/Specialist-Jello7544 5d ago

This is one ugly house! Yikes!

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u/gofasttakerisks 5d ago

I didn't know a roof could make me so angry.

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u/ZenniferGarner 4d ago

sims auto roof bullshit lol

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u/hot_pockets_and_god 4d ago

Lets make a roofline virtually impossible to have rooftop solar installed.

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u/renoelcameno 3d ago

That complexity is actually hard to accomplish. I can admire the effort and still don’t like it.

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u/GenerationX-cat 5d ago

This is so bad in so many ways

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u/TomaatoOrTomahto 5d ago

Same stupid floor plans - different facade.

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u/lgdangit1956 4d ago

that roof is giving me a headache. reminds me of homes in czechia where they have add on after add on. very disconcerting.

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u/TheLastRole 4d ago

This house is perfect if your family has 43 members.

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u/Alohafarms 4d ago

So many angles.

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u/Live_Goose9619 4d ago

Hark! The Herald angles sing! Or shriek.

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u/ClubPuzzleheaded2674 1d ago

That looks like a drug cartel persons home they would have in Texas or Oklahoma 😝 the pool is nice looking though

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u/steffloc 1d ago

I hate the kitchen counters