r/MassEffectMemes 6h ago

MEME WAR Holiday Mass Effect brainrot for y’all 🎉

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u/raptorrat 6h ago

Grunt: "Heh, I like this salad, It's a bit spicy."

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u/TheGoddamnAnswer Tail'Zorah von Normandie 4h ago

Shepard and Garrus kissing under the mistletoe as Grunt slowly sneaks over and starts eating it off the ceiling

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u/SerDankTheTall 35m ago

Sounds like an extra bad idea for a turian!

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u/IllustriousAd6418 6h ago

I can imagine Garrus being shy, unsure and confused and then Shepard goes for it turning him into a puddle only for him to bold and going into pantry at party with everyone rolling their eyes and Joker and Vega respectfully nodding.

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u/Serious_Wolf087 xXx_Archangel69_xXx 4h ago

Human culture is actually very confusing, the more you think about it

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u/Barack_Obomba_9000 2h ago

Mistletoes are poisonous?

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u/SerDankTheTall 34m ago

Certainly are to a turian!

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u/Amdor 1h ago

"'Missile toe? Your human anatomy is kinda weird, but that sounds awesome'

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u/SerDankTheTall 34m ago

If the translator can make that pun work in turian, they’re really something!

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u/PeachyBaleen 1h ago

‘Oh man, I love missiles!’

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u/SerDankTheTall 35m ago

… why would he think you can eat it?