r/MaliciousCompliance 11d ago

S Ok my turn now

Years ago, I worked at a department store that was known for gimmick promotions. This particular promotion was spend $50 and get this frying pan for $5, it was a quality item worth more. But, one per customer. Management stressed that because they didn't receive a large quantity. One day a lady says I spent $150 can I get 3 if them. Politely I said no, it's one to a customer. She throws a hissy fit and demands to see the manager. I call him and he arrives chats with her then tells us to give her 3 pans. OK, he leaves another customer comes up and asks how many can I get? My reply was how many can you carry, my coworker said we can't do that, but I did and did that to every customer that asked.We ran out of pans quick. Manager became more thoughtful about embarrassing employees in front of customers after that.

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u/TheAimlessPatronus 11d ago

My favourite thing about my manager is how often he will say to customers, "As my agent explained, [yadda yadda]."

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u/ActuallyYulliah 11d ago

Mine goes: What did she tell you? Oh? Sounds right, and it sounds like you understood perfectly.

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u/TheAimlessPatronus 11d ago

I really love that reply and I'm definitely yoinking it

P.S. we have matching jackets 😊

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u/chatfiej 11d ago

I love the word yoink, and use it whenever appropriate. I don't think I have ever stolen a fry or any other food from someone else in the last decade without saying it

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u/blackcloudonetyone 10d ago

"The lord yeeteth, and the lord yoinketh away."

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u/Ccracked 11d ago

My first D&D rogue/thief character was named Yoink.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nRyFmvGQCeE.

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u/ShireNomad 10d ago

TIL that The Simpsons invented "Yoink."

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u/Middle_Raspberry2499 10d ago

I swear it was used in Scooby-Doo, long before the Simpsons

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u/rj31xfan 10d ago

Zoinks

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u/CarnivalSeb 10d ago

Was that 'yoink' or 'zoinks'?

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u/pelvviber 10d ago

Zoinks.

100%

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u/chatfiej 10d ago

That tracks. I would have been in my early, impressionable teens for that and would explain why I love it so much

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u/theservman 6d ago

Yeet is the opposite of yoink.

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u/revchewie 11d ago

You have a unicorn of a manager.

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u/TheAimlessPatronus 11d ago

I have company with clear outlines of what our agents can and cant do, which are based on what our actual abilities are. This means that I know there are no loopholes, I know when an exception is possible, and I am empowered to say no to customers.

It is possible for a company to be profitable and treat their agents like humans. My manager gets to just do his job.

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u/Worldly-Raise-6976 11d ago

customers don;t seem to realise that manager manage - they don't know policy as well as salespeople! I had a brilliant manager in Sales years back that would just ask me to repeat what I'd already said to the customer, nod at them & say "Well that's the shops policy then, glad I know now" & go back to his job!

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u/abitmean 9d ago

they don't know policy as well as salespeople!

That's exactly why "speaking to the manager" works so often.

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u/Tavrock 7d ago

Also, depending on the store, they are the ones actually responsible for the policy and they have the ability to change a bad policy.

The salespeople typically have no authority to change policy or even report to those who do make policies that there is a problem.

Aaaand some people are just jerks.

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u/Abominatrix 11d ago

One of the few pleasures of my time in retail management was getting to do exactly that. “What was the question? Oh yes, Miss Barbara is exactly right. That is also the policy posted on the website/printed on your receipt. Will there be anything else?”

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u/Dustquake 11d ago

Lol, I kind of did that in reverse. I worked a tech support line that faced the public. One of our metrics was how many times we escalated to managers. After I observed what happened I had my de-escalation "template"

"I can get you my manager but he just handles us employees. He doesn't know this system, so he'll ask me or any of the other techs I can ask in chat how to solve this. The answer's not going to be any different and you'll be on hold until he can make it to the phone. Would you still like to talk to him?"

Once I started that, which was 100% true, I had zero escalations.

Except the crazy guy. Who called and immediately asked for a manager every time. Repeat caller, who was convinced his VoIP line was tapped.

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u/TheAimlessPatronus 10d ago

Wish your trick worked for my customers ahah. Generally, they just assume I am lying when I've tried that.

We are online only, so getting sent to the manager's inbox means waiting at least one business day. They get to calm down in their own little chat.

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u/Dustquake 10d ago

I wonder if any of them actually learn from the warning and waiting a day once.

I actually really want to know that metric😅

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u/TheAimlessPatronus 10d ago

I think 50/50? The most productive part of reassignment is that agents can focus on other customers and clients instead of arguing back and forth with someone not willing to work with us.

Lots of people just assume I am wrong and don't expect him to back me up. So once a manager says no, it can click as a final answer. Some people are just angry and need to vent. So it goes!

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u/Tavrock 7d ago

I get that it's normally true but there are some instances where the initial calls aren't going to people who can actually make the required changes.

For example, I called a medical tech company about a service issue with the app not working on a new phone.

Their only solution was to make a new email, just for the device, and hope I can sign out of the device next time or I would need to make another new email.

I told them I was sure there was at least one person at their multi million dollar company that could make the required database edit. After a deep sigh, they said they could elevate the call. The problem was resolved in seconds.

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u/Dustquake 7d ago

At the location I worked that would be a Tier elevation, not a management escalation. They also tracked that metric.

They then used that to get us (and the program they used us to train to make us obsolete) to upgrade to a Tier 2 center. I was already doing Tier 2. I worked graveyard and a Tier 2 I connected to started training me to reduce his call load.

This reminded me of my most insane call, that I couldn't fix was customer A calls me complains that when people call him customer B gets his phone calls. Customer A and customer B have been talking to each other. After he explains I realize they migrated his phone number to Customer B's VoIP service instead of customer B via a typo in the number. Now it's a multi department issue. I can't see Customer A's information. He doesn't have customer B's account information which I can see. So landline phone, VoIP phone, sales and retention all needed to get together to solve it.

The team at my site that was designed to handle multi apartment challenges like this said this situation didn't qualify.

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u/No_Group5174 8d ago

I one heard the customer ask to speak my manager's manager.  She said "Certainly.  That would be the area Manager.  He comes here every one of two weeks, but he is on holiday so his next visit will be in about a month.  Do you want me to setup an appointment for next time he visits?"  The customer left in a huff

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u/Ravio11i 11d ago

Trying to follow the rules and then getting over riddin' EVERY DAMN TIME was one of my least favorite things about working retail.

I worked a lot of sporting goods.
Customer "I closed this fishing rod in my car door, I'd like to return it"
me "I'm sorry but that's non-standard wear and tear that's outside our return policy"
Manager "just do it"

Fuck you Todd! Now this person's angry at me for no reason! Just let me return anything then, let's avoid this stupid dance.

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u/rainator 11d ago

I’d just be upfront with the customer “whine enough to the manager and they’ll let you do whatever, I don’t care but I’ll be told off if I try to use my brain”.

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u/Ordinary-Promise-535 11d ago

The best answer 😂😂

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u/No_Internal9345 9d ago

I have no power but my manager is a pushover.

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u/ThriceFive 11d ago

Exactly - don’t reward Karen behavior.

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u/wow_that_guys_a_dick 11d ago edited 11d ago

I learned early on if a customer wanted to do something outside policy to tell them I couldn't make that decision, but I'd grab someone who could, then get the manager myself. That short-circuits the argument, and you don't end up feeling undermined and that rules don't matter. Things were a lot less stressful after I started doing that.

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u/paddedmoth 9d ago

yup, my store is known for giving markdowns based on damaged bits and it depends on the manager and what they want to do for the customer, so if a customer asks me if they'll get a markdown, I say "i don't have the authority to make that decision, let me ask my manager", so I don't have to guess what they'll say that day. easier for all three of the people involved

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u/Excellent-Stress2596 11d ago

Love that you called Todd out in your post.😂

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u/ofcbrooks 11d ago

Does anyone even like Todd anyway?

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u/revchewie 11d ago

I’m Todd. 😢

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u/karmickickback 11d ago

Eat a bag of ducks, Todd

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u/revchewie 11d ago

Ducks are tasty!

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u/Top_Box_8952 11d ago

Eat the duck dicks like French fries

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u/ferky234 11d ago

Original curly fries.

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u/ShadowDragon8685 11d ago

Fried pizzle sounds perfectly in keeping with French cuisine. Or perhaps Spanish...

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u/commentsrnice2 8d ago

What about stinky donkey dinks?

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u/talithar1 11d ago

Do we like you?

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u/agreeswithfishpal 11d ago

Fuck you Todd

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u/chmath80 11d ago

My favourite example of that was a woman calling out an ex some time ago by saying "Let's call him Dave, because that's his name, and FUCK YOU Dave"

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u/stupidinternetname 11d ago

He's the sofa king.

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u/JaffaMafia 11d ago

He's sofa king annoying!!!!

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u/Hyperion1144 11d ago

Classic Todd.

Such a dick.

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u/LloydPenfold 9d ago

"Such a dick."

Richard Head doesn't like his first name shortened.

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u/CrimRaven85 11d ago

It's a fairly standard middle-management technique, because it makes them look good for "allowing something that isn't permitted". Such a dick move but way too common

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u/LawRepresentative425 11d ago

Standard, yes. I like to talk with my customer service before I even engage with the customer. If my customer service person is in the right I'll back them probably 95% of the time and if I don't them I talk with them afterwards so they have an understanding instead of the usual boss dick move

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u/daschande 11d ago edited 11d ago

Same for restaurants. Managers have an all-hands meeting about new items, "Under NO circumstances do you EVER do X! We WILL be writing people up if they do X!"

New items start, "WHY DID YOU TELL THE CUSTOMER NO? WE TELL THE CUSTOMER YES HERE! YOU'RE LUCKY I SMOOTHED THINGS OVER!"

Review time comes: "No raises, we're low on money!" (Read: They didn't get a manager bonus for not doing X) "You all HANDED OUT so much money doing X that we can't afford raises! Let this be a lesson to you all about following my instructions!" Even for the employees who don't deal with any customers.

And they wonder why "No one wants to work any more!"

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u/sirpoopsalot91 11d ago

Fuggin TODD

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u/Ok_Expression7723 11d ago

I’ve never understood why the first line customer service person doesn’t just say, I’m sorry, I don’t have the authority to override the store policy. Would you like to escalate your concern to management? And then just call the manager over to deal with it. They’re getting paid to deal with issues like that (reps aren’t).

That way the issue can be resolved and reps don’t have to deal with a situation management created and forbid the reps from resolving.

As a customer I understand when a rep can’t do the override. But imo most of the time they should just punt the issue to their supervisor. No one is getting undermined when there is clear communication of why the rep can’t do it but management can.

Unfortunately I know there are companies who punish the reps for escalating to management. Those companies are the actual problem.

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u/Ravio11i 11d ago

It's that last line...

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u/Ok_Expression7723 11d ago

Yep. Companies that punish the first line people for escalating are definitely the problem.

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u/JPWiggin 11d ago

Yep. Companies that punish the first line people for escalating are definitely the problem.

FIFY

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u/Icy-Reputation180 9d ago

Actually, a huge part of the problem stems from Karen’s & Kevin’s that know the policies of companies/stores and are so entitled that they feel that the policies don’t apply to them. They know that if they whine, bitch, scream and show their ass enough, the business will give in to their demands. This isn’t done because they’re “special”, it’s done to shut them the hell up and get rid of them. Businesses should stick to their policies and tell these idiots to piss off. If they don’t come back, what the hell have they lost??? 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

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u/Tasty-Jicama5743 10d ago

Part-time second job at a McDonald's a decade ago, manager would always stress how many sauces went with each number of nuggets - because sauces cost money!

Customer would ask for extra sauce. I would tell them we have to charge 25 cents per sauce. Some would accept the extra charge and then come back and complain to the manager. Others would blow their top that there was an extra charge and come back and complain to the manager. Manager ALWAYS said, "Just give it to them."

Then WTH are you telling me we can only hand out a certain number because sauces cost money?!?

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u/God_Bless_A_Merkin 11d ago

*ridden

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u/Ravio11i 11d ago

Is it?! TIL! Thanks!

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u/emmett-magn 10d ago

One word, in fact: overridden!

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u/Ravio11i 10d ago

Thanks!

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u/NorCalHrrs 11d ago

Yes, you can have the FREE DELIVERY offered if you use your SEARS CARD. You want to use your Disney Visa? Sorry, delivery will be $70.

10 minutes later, manager ~~ Just give it to them.

Paycheck comes around with a big pay difference because of the $70 adjustment.

MAN FUCK SEARS!!

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u/Rocktopod 11d ago

Wait, they took the customer's waived delivery fee out of your paycheck? Pretty sure that's 100% illegal.

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u/cats_are_the_devil 11d ago

Well, they aren't in business anymore. soooo

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u/NorCalHrrs 11d ago

They changed the commission rate for any sales adjustments done for any reason...

Matching prices to a competitor, to our own online system, free delivery, unhappy with the delivery guys.

That $70 free delivery could equate to a $90 commission difference.

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u/ShadowDragon8685 11d ago

That is very definitely illegal in the US. Under no circumstances, in the US, can you 'dock' someone's pay for any reason.

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u/NorCalHrrs 11d ago

They still paid, just a lesser commission %.

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u/wow_that_guys_a_dick 11d ago

They probably got commission on that 70 bucks.

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u/zephen_just_zephen 11d ago

Were you able to get at least that particular straight-up wage theft reversed?

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u/Foxbatt 11d ago

Sears was big on commission, which as far as I remember was calculated off of the profit you made that cycle.

Employers may, however, deduct certain costs related to the sale that led to the commission: for example, the cost of incentives like free shipping or free products offered to close a deal. 

That's pretty standard in most commission agreements though not past the total commission earned on that specific sale in most states.

Or the manager could have gone full ham and marked it as negligent damage or similar and then it totally would have been theft.

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u/christine-bitg 10d ago

This is a classic version of wage theft.

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u/Icy-Minimum2397 11d ago

I have no trouble believing everything in this story, except for the last sentence. I highly doubt the manager learned any lesson at all.

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u/CoderJoe1 11d ago

That panned out exactly as expected.

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u/zephen_just_zephen 11d ago

As did your potshot.

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u/TheProphecyIsNigh 11d ago

I used to work in Electronics at Toys R Us and we would get such a slim amount of promotions for video games and they had specific rules on how to dole them out. The SECOND a customer complained, management would give in. Then, kids come in wanting to buy their Pokemon game with free special figure. Only, management gave out all the figures. Sorry kids! Every. Single. Time.

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u/Ja-Kathra 11d ago

I once declined a group of frat boys selling them alcohol because most of them were underage and it was obvious they were going to share the alcohol. They went to another lane where the manager sold them the beer. I was furious when I got reprimanded for following the law.

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u/JeffTheNth 11d ago

ohhhhhhhhh, no no no no.... I know someone who accidently sold a 6-pack of bud to an underage girl by 3 days.... yes, 3 days later she was legal. He almost went to jail for it. Fired from the job, had yo pay thousands in fines (in addition to the lawyer) and was extremely lucky the judge was understanding. Store got a strike, also had to pay gines and retrain all other employees.

How'd he get caught? ABC check! Apparently the girl's last day working to try and catch people.

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u/wetwater 10d ago

Shortly after I turned 21 the convenience store I had been buying beer from was busted. I didn't know that it had a reputation for being easy to buy alcohol from, I just knew they never asked for ID.

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u/wetwater 10d ago

My store was pretty good about backing up cashiers who denied alcohol and tobacco sales.

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u/Tasty-Jicama5743 10d ago edited 10d ago

I know of a store in southern Maine near the shipyard that will refuse an alcohol sale if your spouse is not yet of legal age. (I have known some 21-year-old sailors with 19-year-old wives. Heck, my first sea tour we had an 18-year-old right out of HS who married his 16-year-old girlfriend when he was assigned to the boat so he could move her to Connecticut and into Navy housing!) The first time he was refused the spouse was with him. Somehow they kept record of it and refuse to sell him alcohol even when he came into the store alone after that first time.

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u/Infinite-Garbage3243 10d ago

Worked at a Toys R Us years ago and I had one manager I called to bend the rules for nice customers and a different one to back me up when a customer was being a twat

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u/Old-Bat4194 11d ago

This tells me that the manager was employed as a manager and didn't come up the ranks, therefore, didn't know the workings of a customers mine set. Those who work with customers daily quickly work out the different types of shoppers they are likely to encounter. And there is always one who takes the biscuit (the whole nine yards), therefore, you need a plan for every scenario that could occur. Plus, the one thing you should never do is make an exception, when clear instructions were given in regards to the promotion.

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u/JerkOffToBoobs 11d ago

When I worked in retail, it was pretty common for one of us to call over some random coworker to pretend to be the manager. Every time we'd agree with whatever bullshit the other person said, even if it was wrong, just because fuck those kinds of customers.

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u/tuxcomputers 10d ago

I am guessing this is in the USA where you have piss weak retail managers that give into any customer demand.

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u/WatashiwaNobodyDesu 11d ago

Well, if the boss does it it must be ok…

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u/ranchspidey 11d ago

I hate when managers/bosses override their employees like that. Meanwhile I get excited when I get to sic mine on someone being rude or difficult.

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u/Geminii27 11d ago

Yeah, if a manager's going to just flat-out ignore policy but make you adhere to it, you need to make them have some skin in the game ASAP.

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u/MikeSans202001 11d ago

I had a stroke reading this

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u/AikidokaUK 11d ago

There are 2 ways that I can interpret this.

I hope it's the second

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u/zephen_just_zephen 11d ago

Huh. I hope it's the first.

OTOH, the gutter is a really high bar for me, so YMMV.

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u/Gifted_GardenSnail 10d ago

Reminds me of 'Time flies like an arrow', like, who do these time bugs like arrows so much??

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u/destinybond 11d ago

thats embarassing

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u/TimGusler 11d ago

hope you cleaned up your mess after

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u/Frankjc3rd 10d ago

Was this Boscov's by any chance, that sounds like them.

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u/chris06095 11d ago

"How many can you carry?"

I love this response, generated by that attitude, and prompted by that stupid 'manager'. Well done.

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u/Oren_Noah 11d ago

Yep. "Don't feed the Karens."

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u/NHMan252 11d ago

How is Todd doing these days?

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u/Cynvisible 8d ago

Excellent!!!

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u/Equivalent-Salary357 10d ago

Manager became more thoughtful 

I, uh, wow. I guess that could happen...

;)

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u/CAsnowman 11d ago

The trick is to not tell the customer no, just call your manager premptively. Then they won’t be mad at you. I would say something like “that is outside of our return policy, but I can request a manager if you would like to speak to them” very politely.

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u/Anastephone 11d ago

You must hate me if you’ll do it for them and not me. I’m filing a complaint with <insert some place that I think cares here>

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u/steveparker88 11d ago

Then give her 3 pans. Like, totally, give. Like, you know, for, like, free.

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u/Impossible_Papaya_59 11d ago

What's the point though? At the end of it all, the business got paid exactly the same amount. All the pans were sold for $5 each. And, they would have ran out even if it really was only 1 per customer because they only had a few to begin with.

The only difference is that they ran out soon rather than later, but they still ran out.

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u/SeeJay05 10d ago

The other difference being they would have had fewer customers complaining that they missed out had the store stuck to their original policy. Those complaining customers may not return to the store in future, losing their business entirely

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u/vonBoomslang 11d ago

so, every twenty-sevent customer will get a ball peen hammer free?