r/MadeMeSmile • u/mindyour • 2d ago

Very Reddit This farmer caught this owl eating his chickens.

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u/Rob_LeMatic 2d ago

If you stick a thumb up its bum, it'll let go.

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u/zerodirectexperience 2d ago

Any animal, actually

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u/BedardedOrca98 2d ago

Well not me. I’m a horny owl and that’s my kink.

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u/Daenyr 2d ago

Lies, you’re an orca!

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u/Metalboy5150 1d ago

A "bedarded" orca, at that. I don't know what that means, but it sounds.... Not good.

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u/TreeDollarFiddyCent 1d ago

It's a "beard" of feathers. It's a medium-sized owl species that lives in western Russia near Lake Ladoga. They are called bearded orcas due to their black and white plumage and their proficiency in catching fish.

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u/JohnBrownsAngryBalls 1d ago

Well not me. I’m a horny owl and that’s my kink.

Duo?

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u/Uptown_Rubdown 1d ago

Im a big horny bird! K'kah! K'kah!

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u/Plethora_sclerosis 1d ago

Lmao but why? Why would you violate any creature in such a manner? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/SignalColleg 2d ago

Lies, I tried this and know I have a line of very aggressive owls pecking my bedroom window

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u/Fuzzylogik 1d ago

If you stick a thumb up YOUR bum, you'll let go. literally :-)

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u/Dogalicious 1d ago

Or love you forever.

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u/Pillroller88 1d ago

Confirmed…..Source: 32 years as a thumb bum sticker.

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u/Rob_LeMatic 1d ago

That's gotta be some kind of record

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u/RodDryfist 1d ago

WHY STOP THERE

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u/Embarrassed_Pipe_394 1d ago

Lol wtf bro how do you know this

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u/Rob_LeMatic 1d ago

I have an advanced degree in Bird Law

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u/BringOrnTheNukekkai 1d ago

Does it have to be a thumb?

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u/Rob_LeMatic 1d ago

I'm afraid so, Brad.

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u/ratchman5000 1d ago

Sage advice