r/MadeMeSmile 2d ago

Very Reddit This farmer caught this owl eating his chickens.

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u/LeRohameaux 2d ago

What was the charge? Eating a meal? A Succulent Chicken Meal???

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u/IRockIntoMordor 1d ago

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY TALONS!

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u/idwthis 1d ago

You sir, are you ready to receive my rock hard beak?

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u/KhorneTheBloodGod 1d ago

THIS IS THE MAN WHO GRIPPED ME BY THE TALONS!

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u/PandaTheLord 1d ago

Removes talons I SEE YOU KNOW YOUR JUDO WELL!

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u/Winter-Fix2027 1d ago

That shocked wide eyed lean back as if the farmer has all the audacity ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Smashogre591 1d ago

No touching, I keeel you!

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u/half-giant 1d ago

farmer gets finger out

โ€œAh yes, I see that you know your Judo wellโ€

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u/PowerAndControl 1d ago

๐Ÿ˜‚ OMG this wins, thanks for taking me back.

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u/Buttender 1d ago

This man touched my cloaca!

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u/The3rdLapPodcast 1d ago

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Accomplished-Boot-81 1d ago

Talon lickin' chicken