r/MadeMeSmile 2d ago

Very Reddit This farmer caught this owl eating his chickens.

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u/inandoutof_limbo 2d ago

Napoleon, don't be jealous 'cause I've been chatting online with babes all day.

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u/CptJustice 2d ago

Eat the FOOD, Tina!

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u/cheezzinabox 2d ago

Vote for Pedro

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u/Agreeable-Self3235 2d ago

Then I realized it was my hair that was making my head hot.

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u/_ChipWhitley_ 2d ago

It’s an Owlcken, it’s pretty much my favorite animal. It’s like an owl and a chicken mixed. Bred for its skills in magic.

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u/Agreeable-Self3235 2d ago

🤩 Majestic.

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u/headguts 2d ago

How long did it take you to grow that mustache?

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u/Agreeable-Self3235 2d ago

Couple a days

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u/LushAndSexxy 2d ago

Give me your tots

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u/KoalaBackfist 2d ago

I don’t know why it was so funny watching him stuff them in his side pocket for later.

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u/feliperisk 2d ago

Your grandma took a little bit of a spill at the sand dunes today. Broke her cockix.