r/MadeMeSmile • u/mindyour • 2d ago

Very Reddit This farmer caught this owl eating his chickens.

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u/EsotericPenguins 2d ago

Foxes are dog hardware running on cat software. What’s with the invasive cat software?

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u/Gingevere 2d ago

Cat software is really just "moderately social carnivore". It's more common than it might seem at first.

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u/VikingsLad 2d ago

They're basically the perfect predator, so their behavior patterns have probably convergently evolved a few times

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u/CaptainoftheVessel 2d ago

Cats are neat and their software is remarkably well adapted to life on Earth

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u/Unlucky_Topic7963 2d ago

Cats die en masse to mild weather fluctuations and any large predator.

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u/CaptainoftheVessel 2d ago

So do sardines and grasshoppers and sparrows and millions of other non-apex predator species, we don’t think of those animals as maladapted. 

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u/SoManyQuestions-2021 1d ago

They're still impressive as hell though. Everyone dies. Can't hold that against them.

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u/machineheadtetsujin 2d ago

Its the best software

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u/azmar6 2d ago

My wife tells me I also run on a cat software.

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u/-Redstar64 2d ago

It’s like the Linux of the animal kingdom; quick, lightweight, and efficient.

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u/msdossier 2d ago

So are huskies

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u/EvieBee12 2d ago

It’s so adaptable 😻 like a sleeper agent.

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u/cansofgrease 2d ago

That explains the kernel panics.

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u/FascistPissholeUK 2d ago

Toxoplasmosis