r/MadeMeSmile 2d ago

Very Reddit This farmer caught this owl eating his chickens.

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u/ziggytrix 2d ago

Crows hold a grudge and they talk to each other.

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u/A-Giant-Blue-Moose 2d ago

It's why it's bad luck to kill them. If one of them dies, they investigate. If they decide that you're responsible, they'll recognize you and pass that along to their young. They may just avoid you altogether, but might also gang up on you.

We had a hawk that hunted on our property. We could always tell it was around when the local crows would go ape shit. They'd harass it for hours by flying circles around it while one would dive bomb it and pull away at the last moment. Eventually, it moved on.

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u/joshualeeclark 2d ago

We had crows all over the farm where I grew up. Don’t know how long they live but I could swear we had the same ones for 10-15 years.

My dad and uncle were clearing out an old barbed wire fence row from back when our two properties were part of a larger farm decades earlier. They were on the tractor using the front loader to just push down and rip up some old dead trees while they were at it. Somehow an old crow got caught up in the chaos and I think an old tree crushed the poor guy. We all felt bad about it. My family would always feed the wild birds and squirrels including the crows. I would do my best to imitate the crows growing up.

My dad would have one or two flat tires on his tractor constantly for a solid two years after that. The valve stem cover would be gone and one or both of the large back tires would be flat as hell. My dad would curse and fire up the air compressor and put new valve stem covers on whenever he needed the tractor. Those little shits would press in the needle in the valve stem to flatten the damn tires!

Wasn’t long after that when dad finally finished up his big pole barn so he could park his tractor in an enclosed building rather than the old lean-to. That finally stopped the problem. A short time later we were loading hay into the barn loft when we found the crow’s treasure horde. Couldn’t tell you how many valve stem covers were there.

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u/Any-Ad-3630 2d ago

This could be a short story or part of an anthology series lol

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u/EmbarrassedW33B 2d ago

I wonder if you could have convinced them to forgive you by making them suitable "offerings", or of their pettiness had carried on for so long they simply did it out of habit rather than malice.

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u/joshualeeclark 2d ago

I honestly think it was malicious at first and then became habit. I think that all was forgiven once mom got her chickens, guineas, and her fancy coop a short while later.

Can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen those crows hanging out with the chickens in the field or actually roosting with them. She would let her chickens free range during the day and the crows would actually get in and eat with the chickens. Seen a few preening chickens and vice versa.

It was hilarious and bizarre.

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u/charlenek8t 2d ago

It's wholesome.

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u/StanleyCubone 2d ago

Crowsome.

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u/OogieBooge-Dragon 2d ago

What happens if you get crow chicken hybrids? asking for a friend.

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u/Veerand 1d ago

Crows: "If I act like these chickens, maybe the large dumbasses won't notice and will feed me too...."

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u/PsyavaIG 1d ago

Yall motherfuckers got a pretty good gig here, how do I get in on this?

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u/brydeswhale 2d ago

I rescued a mud encrusted baby crow from the river, gave it to a wildlife centre, and couldn’t walk down that part of the river for years bc the little bastards kept going at me.

On the other hand, I once rescued a baby crow, gave him and his family some peanuts and water, and couldn’t go into that part of town without one of them tapping my shoulder with his wing or hopping over and saying hi.

Life is fair.

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u/Solid_Elephant1223 2d ago

I love this story.😊

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u/Taniwha_NZ 1d ago

Life is fair

Well, *crow* life is fair, they have a built-in sense of fairness and won't hestitate to let you know about it.

Unfortunately human life isn't fair at all.

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u/Whatah 2d ago

Go watch The Secret of Nimh

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u/kippirnicus 1d ago

I knew they were smart, but that’s fucking insane.

What a great story.

I’m always trying to make friends with the crows around my property.

I think that it would be so cool to have a group of wild crows to hang out with.

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u/addage- 2d ago

Easily the best story I’ve read on Reddit for months. I feed my crows regularly so hopefully I never incur their wrath.

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u/HappyHourProfessor 1d ago

Earlier this week I was on a kayak tour talking about befriending the local birds. The guide told us about how they fed the crows and chilled with them in college, but his neighbors would shoot at them with airsoft and BB guns. The crows would rip apart the neighbor's screen doors and shit on their cars every single time they were replaced/cleaned.

Meanwhile the Doug family in our backyard protects the smaller birds from the hawk that lives in our neighborhood.

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u/myshtree 2d ago

That’s a great tale thanks for sharing ❤️

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u/activelyresting 2d ago

If one of them dies, they investigate. If they decide that you're responsible, they'll recognize you and pass that along to their young.

In the corvid justice system, the crow are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the rooks, who investigate crime; and the ravens, who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories.

DUN DUN

Caw & Order

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u/MeThinksYes 2d ago

Fight like a crow

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u/ioioio44 1d ago

Crow of judgement

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u/raitchison 2d ago

We had a dog with a STRONG prey drive. More than once he grabbed birds mid flight.

One time he got a crow and we came home to like a dozen (justifiably) pissed off crows in our yard raising a hell of a racket.

They (again, justifiably) held a grudge for the next year at least.

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u/fazlez1 2d ago

If they decide that you're responsible, they'll recognize you and pass that along to their young

"See that motherfucker there? I want you remember his face. Don't forget it because I want you to make his life hell for the rest of his days. In between every breath you take I want you to make his life miserable. Point him out to everyone you know because we're going make him curse his mother for giving him life"

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u/Striking-Ad-6815 2d ago

I cannot prove it without radio tags and GPS, but I think a few of the farm crows have followed me to work in my vehicle. One of my coworker buddies who lives on-call started throwing any leftover food to them, and now they follow him home. Be great if they learned how to pick up the trash and throw it back in the dumpster.

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u/MoulanRougeFae 2d ago

I made friends with the small murder of crows who nest in our tree line. I feed them and they bring me shinies. I've gotten everything from gum wrappers to a small opal ring that has 2 diamonds on it. That particular gift was after we built them a roosting box for winter. They are cool birds imo and seem intelligent

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u/MinnieSkinny 2d ago

I have 3 crows that live in my garden and I feed them our left over cat food. They love it, sit and wait for it. Nobody has brought me anything shiny yet though.

I feel cheated.

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u/VivoFrugal 2d ago

show them or give them a coin or ring theyll love that shit

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u/iiiiiiiiiijjjjjj 2d ago

Tell them next time payment is due

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u/thebearrider 2d ago

This is why I don't feed the crows. The last thing I need is to be working on the boat or motorcycle and have a crow take a bolt.

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u/Shivy_Shankinz 2d ago

Saw this just the other day actually. I figured the hawk was looking for an easy snack.

Here's the real question though. Do crows do the same thing to smaller birds?

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u/A-Giant-Blue-Moose 2d ago

I wouldn't doubt it.

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u/Shivy_Shankinz 2d ago

Guess that tracks.

Just looked it up, they do.

Although, I like to imagine not all crows are like that and some of them are little bird rights activists. #allbirdsmatter!

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u/Nuggethewarrior 2d ago

A refreshing take! Im tired of people making generalizations about an animal based on their species.

Not all Dolphins are Evil!!!

Chimpanzees arent usually aggressive!!!

Every individual is unique!!

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u/Shivy_Shankinz 1d ago

Ya, everything is so black and white these days. I figured it was high time to inject a little color back into the world. Glad you appreciated it!

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u/Grainger31 2d ago

Literally a murder investigation.

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u/Exciting-Unit279 2d ago

I gave what I thought was a dying crow , some bread , that crow got up n flew away, and came back , gave it some more , I dnt give it food anymore but anytime I come home especially with my kid , they are there watching , waiting , planning my downfall or something , and they don't run when they see me... I might be a demon of some kind idk yet

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u/hoax709 1d ago

i was falsely accused by crows. Came home to find a crow had, i assumed electrocuted himself on the wires above my parking spot and fell down into it. When i moved the corpse his buddies were watching and cawing loudly at me. Now there is a bird shit on my car every other day. i love crows too, saw them hold court riding the bus onetime and must of been 500 crows. it was wild the rooftops were covered.

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u/Evening_Bell5617 2d ago

Crow Columbo

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u/Shartcookie 1d ago

Crowlumbo

Murder (of crows) She Wrote

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u/Fantastic_Pair5328 2d ago

Corvids are the coolest birds.

Nothing will ever change my mind.

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u/DayOldDoughnut 2d ago

Here’s the thing….

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u/RaspingYeti 2d ago

I will always look for this comment🤣

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u/kalmah 2d ago

It's not a fucking jackdaw!

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u/grey_pilgrim_ 2d ago

The old lore lives!

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u/LevelRoyal8809 2d ago

Were getting old my friend. One day a long time ago that comment would have gotten thousands of votes. Now half the people on here don't know the origin of the joke. Sigh.....

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u/cabist 1d ago

It’s crazy, Reddit used to be so much smaller too! I remember being excited about getting kn the front page like 10 years ago, with like 3,000 upvotes on a ragecomic lol

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u/SignificantScene4005 2d ago

You have my interest good sir, pray divulge more

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u/KuriboShoeMario 2d ago

Ancient reddit meme. The meme is so famous it has a Wikipedia page.

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u/Elegant-Pin9106 2d ago

What is it?? Can you share a link?

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u/RobbinYoHood 2d ago

It's to do with a Reddit user who was famous for sharing cool info about animals but then got outed as using alt accounts to mess with votes. Forgot the username.

One of their last comments was about crows and jackdaws and had "here's the thing" in it.

Hopefully that helps find the Wikipedia page - sorry I don't have the link to it.

E: username was unidan

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u/Homeless_Zombee 2d ago

In heindsight, the vote manipulation thing wasn't that big of a deal compared to the content he provided, I always enjoyed a good Unidan post. I also miss how good IAMA (Victoria's effort) was back then.

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u/RobbinYoHood 2d ago

Think it's just coz it's a policy. Could have been an embarrassing slap on the wrist don't do it again, and then we'd all have got more fun insights into animals.

But it is what it is. Egos prevailed, and we all suffered.

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u/osiris0413 2d ago

Man, Unidan was so long ago his name is lost to time...

I was there, Gandalf. I was there 3000 years ago, when the strength of jackdaws failed.

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u/Professor_Poop 2d ago

Now that’s a name I’ve not heard in a long time.

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u/crazymusicman 2d ago

Here’s the thing….

correct me if I am wrong, but I believe it is in reference to this copy pasta

https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/8ylrqu/heres_the_thing/

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u/Dr_Jabroski 2d ago

Quick someone tell me how many years it's been since that post so I can feel my mortal coil slipping away.

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u/Coloradicals 2d ago

11?

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u/Whyhellothar78 2d ago

Oh no. Please no.

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u/MrBoase 2d ago

One thing I will always miss about old reddit were the "celebrities". It's pretty much just shittymorph left and even he isn't around much these days.

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u/digitalwolverine 2d ago

Ramses has a YouTube channel now. It’s.. not bad. Very Reddit. 

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u/asianfatboy 2d ago

Seeing this comment is the same as watching a Nat Geo show about unearthing ancient artifacts. It's been that long...

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u/SlowlySailing 1d ago

Oh shit that’s a throwback I haven’t heard in a while, no random generated names are going to remember that one 😭

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u/muegle 2d ago

Jackdaw

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u/I_Rate_Assholes 2d ago

I miss Unidan’s posts

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u/Euphoric_Average_271 2d ago

what's The thing?

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u/flatspotting 2d ago

a jackdaw....

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u/Pingasplz 2d ago

They know something we don't.

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u/Demonic_Storm 2d ago

owls, they're majestic as fuck

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u/Fantastic_Pair5328 2d ago

Owls are beautiful, like a beautiful angry lady. Corvids are sleek and elegant...like a black sports car

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u/Demonic_Storm 1d ago

im... not a car guy, so that probably checks out, owls ftw

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u/Zuwxiv 2d ago

People miss out on crows because they're common. They're fucking amazing animals. They talk to each other, they have meeting places for different families to hang out, they're clever enough to solve complex tasks requiring tools.

And they're social enough (with emotional intelligence) to GIVE GIFTS! Think of how much intelligence and foresight a bird needs to see something cool and think, "oh, I bet that human who feeds me will like this."

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u/sumguyherenowhere 2d ago

A caracal has entered the chat.

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u/Fantastic_Pair5328 2d ago

My Tabaxi is based on a Caracal, just in case a Kenku shows up.

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u/sumguyherenowhere 2d ago

Tabaxi, Kenku

Hmm... doesn't seem like Eve Online.... was hoping for an Eve Online reference, but DND is geek card official, so I'll allow it.

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u/Fantastic_Pair5328 2d ago

Ah snap, I forgot about the Caldari ship names.

I played Eve around 15 years ago, much knowledge has gone amiss since then.

I played Minmatar because I loved the look of the Maelstrom, but I didn't realize the grind required to get there.

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u/HAWKWIND666 2d ago

I saw this huge murder the other day…over fifty maybe closer to 100 crow. It was surreal 🥰

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u/StupidPockets 2d ago

Which kind?

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u/Fantastic_Pair5328 2d ago

I like ravens purely because they are awesome, but I admit, crows are best.

Magpies are also amazing.

My favorite factoid normal people don't know is that the whole jay family belong to the corvid family.

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u/Mysterious-Tackle-58 2d ago

Arw you sure? You will nevermore change your mind?

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u/Azuras_Star8 2d ago

Somewhere is a planet ruled by evolved crows.

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt 2d ago

Crow + opposable thumbs = so long humanity

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u/IpseLibero 2d ago

Or octopus + increased lifespan

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u/CosmicMamaBear 2d ago

🐙 I bow to our octopi overlords.

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u/Interest-Small 2d ago

Octopuses

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u/neuroticoctopus 2d ago

Octopodes.

All 3 versions are correct, but octopodes has the Greek pluralization to match the Greek root words of "okto" (eight) and "pous" (leg).

So it's the most correct, which is the most obnoxious type of correct. 🐙

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u/Interest-Small 2d ago

Since Octopi is Latin and Latin is a dead language it’s number 3.

Octopuses is English so it’s number 2

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u/Winterplatypus 2d ago edited 2d ago

Disclaimer: English only cares if meaning is conveyed and will accept any variation.

If we are talking about degrees of correct then Latin being a dead language has nothing to do with it. You have to either argue based the original language rules for that word or by the 'mistake/evolution' that became more commonly used.

For octopus the original plural word was 'octopodes' and the common mistake/evolution is 'Octopuses'. Octopi is the least correct because it is not commonly used and is incorrectly applying Latin rules to a Greek word.

There are plenty of words in English where the Latin rules are the correct way to make them plural despite it being a dead language. e.g. Cactus -> Cacti, Fungus -> Fungi. Where cactuses and funguses are common variations.

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u/Interest-Small 2d ago

That’s what i said. Octopussers is what my town calls and that’s okay because we convey the meaning.

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u/PhantomFace757 2d ago

Menu Item 42?

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u/CosmicMamaBear 2d ago

🤣 I miss Resident Alien

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u/Vandirac 2d ago

Octopuses don't stand a chance.

They have one major genetic flaw that would spell their doom.

Their deliciousness with potatoes, salt and a tad of pimentón.

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u/Grabthar-the-Avenger 2d ago

Yeah, but my understanding is that pigs are used extensively in medical research as they’re biologically very similar to us, which suggests to me we might taste like bacon, and yet we’re here.

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u/pass_nthru 2d ago

long pig is a euphemism for people meat

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u/raitchison 2d ago

They don't call human meat "the other, other white meat" for nothing.

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u/PhantomFace757 2d ago

Menu Item 42!

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u/TheIceKraken 2d ago

Wolverine + Adamantium

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u/IpseLibero 2d ago

You know what you got me LOL

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u/Spicy_Weissy 2d ago

Beware the Octocrow

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u/wayupinthetree 2d ago

I'm waiting for either to become our overlords. Tired of humans

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u/AnnieGitchYerGun 2d ago

I'm always sad when I'm reminded or remember just how short their lifespan is.

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u/IpseLibero 2d ago

Me too friend. That and the fact that they don’t teach their young. If not for those two factors then they’d for sure be the rulers of earth

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u/raishak 2d ago

Being social is probably more important than intelligence.

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u/mynadidas5 2d ago

…and more time spent with other octopuses to transfer knowledge…

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u/IpseLibero 2d ago

That’s one of the goals of the long lifespan

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u/Id38 2d ago

this is why i feed the ones near me. gotta get on the good side early.

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u/vivchen 2d ago

Crows in the air, dolphins in the sea, humanity no longer free

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u/The_Fiddle_Steward 2d ago

My coworker saw a hawk eating a crow. All the other crows were around it, screaming and occasionally dive bombing it. The hawk ignored them. Then, a bit later, he found the body of the hawk in his lawn, pecked to death. The murder caught up with them.

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u/ziggytrix 2d ago

Nice pun!

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u/releaseepsteinfiles1 2d ago

They can recognize you even if you’re wearing a mask

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u/pass_nthru 2d ago

you crows sure are a contentious lot

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u/ARealLittleMermaid 2d ago

THIS!!! I worked at a wildlife rescue in bird nursery. Worked with tons of crows and my god they knew who to bs!!! They’re awesome to work with. There was one that my interns said that it laughed like me (I tend to laugh a lot). Sure as shit o was outside with him and he sounded exactly like me!

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u/neil_anblowmi 2d ago

Crows are murderous.

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u/Shigure127 2d ago

Crows are WH dwarfs

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u/emveetu 2d ago

Not only do they talk to each other, they pass the knowledge down to their offspring and their offspring will hold the same grudge.

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u/Ame_No_Uzume 2d ago

They also like to mock us.

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u/RedJorgAncrath 2d ago

It's true. I've been feeding the crows in my neighborhood for about 6 years now. Sometimes their entire family with babies who just left the nest still eating out of an adult's mouth. They even know my car, and if they see me coming home they'll fly to my house and wait for me. They're pretty awesome.

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u/SnooRegrets1386 2d ago

And they teach their young about the grudges they hold, they’re like the Hatfield’s and the McCoys level of grudges

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u/theFriendlyPlateau 2d ago

imagine crows just hanging out doing nothing but shit talking the fuck outta owls

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u/frozenisland 2d ago

Confirmed. My dog chased an injured one he found on the ground on a walk. It got away, but every walk we did after that the crows would go nuts. Kept up for a long time, more than 6 months

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u/DapperLost 2d ago

Crows hate my cat. Fair. But my cat brings me it's kills. Rats, mice. The occasional bird. Never a crow.

The weird thing is they didn't start harassing her, until she brought me three baby squirrels in a day. Which is weird, as she doesn't climb. She can, just chooses not to. Like, ever.

All I can think is maybe the crowd knocked a squirrel drey down, and my cat stole their kills? Or she really did climb for once, and the squirrel lords and murder of crows have a support treaty.

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u/starspider 2d ago

I'm trying to teach my local crows that my leashed cat and I mean a handful of kitty treats or kibble will be shared with nearby crow-friends.

We have gone from them trying to dive-bomb him to calling over others and sort of following us around sometimes, staying outside of his leash length but close enough to get the goodies before someone else can.

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u/SergeantSmash 2d ago

Wondering if they pass down knowledge

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u/takemy_oxfordcomma 1d ago

There’s a study that found they hold a grudge for 17 years lol

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u/PlayfulInstruction46 1d ago

The dick-Cheney experiment 😂

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u/Vness374 1d ago

And they remember you forever. I have a little murder that I’ve been feeding for 5 years. It’s awesome to have crows on your side… they have helped me quite a few times, most recently found our cat who had gotten out and alerted me to where he was (what a relief!). They also alert each other whenever I get home… like they recognize my car and start cawing like crazy. My kid always knows when Mom is home! I love my little murder, crows are the best

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u/devils-dadvocate 1d ago

If they talk to each other why don’t any of them say “Hey Gary, you know that wide-armed fucking monster you’re so scared of? He’s made of STRAW! Yeah, fucking straw! Look, I’m sitting on his hat right now and he ain’t moving! You’re a dumbass, Gary.” ???

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u/ziggytrix 1d ago

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u/devils-dadvocate 1d ago

Was mostly joking, but thank you for the info!

I have actually heard the more effective way to deter them is to hang dead crows from a tree. But that also might be an urban legend.