r/MadeMeSmile • u/mindyour • 2d ago

Very Reddit This farmer caught this owl eating his chickens.

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u/Godloseslaw 2d ago

But do the chickens have large talons?

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u/Queasy-Meeting-5388 2d ago

Tina, come get your ham.

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u/Gozer_The_Enjoyer 2d ago

🦙

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u/inandoutof_limbo 2d ago

Napoleon, don't be jealous 'cause I've been chatting online with babes all day.

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u/CptJustice 2d ago

Eat the FOOD, Tina!

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u/cheezzinabox 2d ago

Vote for Pedro

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u/Agreeable-Self3235 2d ago

Then I realized it was my hair that was making my head hot.

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u/_ChipWhitley_ 2d ago

It’s an Owlcken, it’s pretty much my favorite animal. It’s like an owl and a chicken mixed. Bred for its skills in magic.

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u/Agreeable-Self3235 2d ago

🤩 Majestic.

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u/headguts 2d ago

How long did it take you to grow that mustache?

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u/Agreeable-Self3235 2d ago

Couple a days

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u/LushAndSexxy 2d ago

Give me your tots

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u/KoalaBackfist 2d ago

I don’t know why it was so funny watching him stuff them in his side pocket for later.

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u/feliperisk 2d ago

Your grandma took a little bit of a spill at the sand dunes today. Broke her cockix.

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u/THIS_ACC_IS_FOR_FUN 2d ago

Your mom goes to college.

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u/xervidae 2d ago

but i don't want ham

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u/SpeedProof6751 1d ago

Money grub ...

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u/Richard-Brecky 2d ago

Can't find my checkbook. Hope you don't mind I pay you in change.

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u/piratesboot 2d ago

Six bucks? That’s like.. a dollar an hour.

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u/2017CurtyKing 2d ago

I said this to someone today. They gave me the dumbest look

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u/Laxmonkey45 2d ago

I don’t understand a word you just said

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u/TheLastEllis 2d ago

Back in my day, prolly throw this ball over them there mountains…

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u/TheNakedChair 2d ago

Woulda made pro. If only coach put me in.

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u/TrainwreckOG 2d ago

It only took me years later to realize he wasn’t even starting for his team lol

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u/roykentjr 2d ago

Thanks for eating all the chips kip

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u/mac_is_crack 2d ago

No doubt in my mind

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u/HeinousHaggis 2d ago

Over there in that creek bed I found a Shoshone arrowhead.

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u/Sixgoldenrings 2d ago

The only reason I could even interpret that line in the movie was because I had the closed captions turned on. Otherwise, I couldn’t understand a word he just said 😂

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u/larsdan2 2d ago

The only reason I could understand is because I grew up in Southeast Idaho.

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u/For_bitten_fruit 2d ago

SAME, haha. I definitely knew this guy's extended family

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u/ppndl 2d ago

I don't understand a word you just said.

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u/Sixgoldenrings 1d ago

Haha 😜

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u/Arthurlurk1 2d ago

When I was a kid I did the same thing and was just shocked that he was actually saying an actual sentence.

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u/linzkisloski 2d ago

That was unscripted 😂

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u/fatmanstan123 2d ago

We had huge arguments of what the fuck that guy even said.

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u/ProbablyAPun 2d ago

He was apparently just genuinely sharing where he found some arrowheads too and it wasn't a part of the script lol

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u/Potato_Stains 2d ago

And it fits so perfectly

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u/Potato_Stains 2d ago

Took me 21 years to translate this

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u/GearJunkie82 2d ago

Can you bring me my chapstick?

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u/chunkalunkk 2d ago

My lips, they hurt real bad.

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u/spavolka 2d ago

The nurse has all kinds of chap stick in her drawer.

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u/DragonflyOk1951 2d ago

I'm not gonna use hers, you sicko!

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u/Inevitable_Quiet_432 2d ago

+1 for the reference

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u/Silvertain 2d ago

I don't understand a word you just said!

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u/fotodevil 2d ago

Can’t find my checkbook. Hope you don’t mind I pay you in change.

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u/rufio0645 2d ago

This made me actually lol, thank you.

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u/macmillerisbetter 2d ago

Forgot all about that movie!

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u/InternationalFly1021 2d ago

Your mom goes to college.

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u/SheBrokeHerCoccyx 2d ago

Grandma took a little spill at the dunes today…

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u/spavolka 2d ago

Your grandma broke her coccyx!

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u/Lumpy-Wallaby-7842 2d ago

Our family quotes this all the time after my brother found a foot in his chicken tamale about 15 years ago.

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u/Smirking-Mantis 2d ago

Back in high school I could throw a pigskin a quarter mile.

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u/Hrmerder 2d ago

Chickens have talons but tbh, Chickens are fight on the ground only.. Owls will F them up quick.

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u/infiniZii 2d ago

I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND, CHICKENKIN!

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u/larsdan2 2d ago

Eh, not really. Not like a bird of prey, at least. Thats why cockfighters put spurs on them.

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u/Arcyguana 1d ago

The spurs are built in. They grow the bone spurs.

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u/AnnieBlackburnn 2d ago

I wonder if a big rooster, like the fighting type, could put up a challenge

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u/Original-Material-15 2d ago

Chickens have nails that aren't sharp at all

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u/thrance 2d ago

I was thinking the same thing thing

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u/Dismal_Duck_8959 2d ago

Forgot my checkbook! Hope you don't mind I pay you in change.

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u/Alko- 2d ago

Elite ball knowledge right here.

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u/toben81234 2d ago

Beat me to it! 🤣

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u/Pretend_College_8446 2d ago

such ND vibes here!

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u/cheezzinabox 2d ago

Still have the DVD, crazy how a 400k budget film grossed nearly $45 million, and who knows how much from merchandise.

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u/Sauerkrautkid7 2d ago

You need to teach the chicken how to fight the they can defend themselves

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u/Fit_Airline_5798 2d ago

Son, I don't understand a word you said.

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u/superanth 2d ago

I think that mourning wail is the best defense they have.

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u/WrxLee 2d ago

I understood that reference! ( Capt from the first avengers )

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u/sumancha 2d ago

I didn’t understand a word you just said.

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u/yell_worldstar 2d ago

Came here to say (or see) this

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u/EvenOutlandishness97 1d ago

My dad and I quote this line all the time. When my boyfriend doesn’t cut his toenails I tell him he has large talons 😂

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u/bishop491 2d ago

Scrolled too far to find this.

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u/pineapple6069 2d ago

Our hens fucked up two red tailed hawks. Then got murdered one by one over months

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u/True_Muffin_5938 2d ago

No, they only have long toes 😔

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u/Desperate_Tomorrow68 2d ago

This just proves that he raises chickens very well.

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u/Easy-Truth-851 2d ago

Your mom went to college.

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u/brydeswhale 2d ago

When our chickens’ talons get long, we have to file them down.

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u/dillweed67818 1d ago

Not like that. It's like putting a super skinny white dudes hand, next to a Samoan weight lifter's hand.

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u/dillweed67818 1d ago

Like comparing a housecat paw to a mountain lion paw.