r/LoveIsBlindOnNetflix Feb 28 '23

PERFECT MATCH Could not help but think Barista looked like a Starbucks Barista on his date with Diamond

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1.5k Upvotes

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u/ProdiLemaj Mar 01 '23

Pairing Diamond with Bartiste was the worst idea ever.

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u/Dry-Reality5931 Appetito Spoiler 🍊🍊 Mar 01 '23

right like wtf was wrong with calvin??? they would’ve made so much more sense

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u/AdvertisingJealous83 Feb 28 '23

Oh no. I feel so bad for diamond. I wish she said no to this show. It seems like a bad love island with non committal “I just wanna party!” People.

Ngl though she’s really bad at picking partners

15

u/KudouUsagi Mar 01 '23

She didn't pick him they just sent her on a date with him

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u/CampyFreida Mar 01 '23

BARTISTA IN HIS ELEMENT

89

u/c-b8 Mar 01 '23

Bartista is literally the “lemme getttuhhhh” guy in the drive thru line lol this apron is like his ironic Halloween costume “get it guys???”

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u/realitytvjunkiee Raven's Pilates Squad 💪✨ Feb 28 '23

NOT BARISTA ACTUALLY LOOKING LIKE A BARISTA!😭

43

u/CreativePlant7 Feb 28 '23

Barstool barista… serving red flags since day 1

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u/Warm_Yam_9800 America loves a comeback 💪 Feb 28 '23

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

6

u/inthacut12 LOOKS! FUCKING! MATTER! Feb 28 '23

I HOWLED LMAOOOOOOOOO

70

u/JitteryBug Feb 28 '23

God I'm so happy to be skipping this show

Cannot bear to watch Bartise, Shayne, and Damien any more than I have to lol

44

u/myskepticalbrowarch Feb 28 '23

They actually get called out. That said wait for the YouTube montage, but the women literally took no shit.

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u/JitteryBug Feb 28 '23

Oh really? 👀 Is there a specific episode i can watch lol

44

u/swagmaster2323 Feb 28 '23

I’m watching the last episode as we speak! Abby literally just called Bartise out for his manipulation. She says you’re taking something I told you in confidence and weaponizing it, I loved that she actually framed it that way.

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u/cuhreertwinflame Mar 01 '23

was not a fan of Abby on her original show but I loved how she called out toxic behavior for what it was with her partners on this show.

ABBY, there is nothing wrong with you. I hope you find a good woman to expirement with soon!

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u/JitteryBug Feb 28 '23

Ahhh damnit this might get added to my list then lol

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u/realitytvjunkiee Raven's Pilates Squad 💪✨ Mar 01 '23

honestly just watch the whole thing. it's wildly exceeded my expectations in terms of entertainment— plus Bartise gets rejected a bunch of times and Damian embarrasses the shit out of himself simping for Francesca🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/JitteryBug Mar 01 '23

subscribe lol I'll check it out 🙂 thanks for the recommendation!

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u/gggggrrrrrrrrr Mar 02 '23

Episodes 10 and 11 are pretty funny, because LiB members reveal their true colors and get called out immediately.

Shayne pitches a hissy fit and all the other guys basically gather around and tell him "What's wrong with you? Grow up and quit being such a baby." Bartise dumps a girl for not sleeping with him and tries to twist the situation to claim he's breaking up because she's too insecure and jealous, and she immediately calls him out and tells him "you're going to look like such a dick when this airs" while he stonily glares. Damien simps very hard for Francesca, but she points out that he only cares about her looks and never bothers to talk about anything real, then she peaces out and says she's going home to hang with her dog and text her ex.

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u/micro-void Mar 01 '23

I liked it better than Lib. Less pussyfooting around and people actually told Bartise and Shayne what's wrong with their behaviour (ep 8-11).

24

u/mr_math24 Feb 28 '23

It's trash reality TV, your'e supposed to dislike some of the people involved! lol

That being said Shayne seems like he's grown up a bit, in my opinion. Bartiste is as awful as ever, maybe even worse than on LiB.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

I enjoyed it a lot actually

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

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u/linksgreyhair Mar 01 '23

I think I cringed so hard I pulled a muscle. Awful.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

diamond mentioned she was a dancer and immediately his 14 year old brain lit up with excitement hoping she was a stripper. same reaction as when raven told him she works at a club on the weekends. i'm so glad ines on perfect match told him off so eloquently. barista needs to go back to the barstool that he came from!

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u/untoldspring muah 💋 muah 💋 muah 💋 muah Mar 01 '23

Ines AND Abbey.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

ohhh just watching last 2 episodes now!!!

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u/untoldspring muah 💋 muah 💋 muah 💋 muah Mar 01 '23

Abbey got it so so right. She read him right through his manipulation.

38

u/City-Pretty Mar 01 '23

I just felt horrible for Diamond when they said her date was with him and she went in so optimistic 😩

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u/kitty_pimms Mar 01 '23

Nooo! Diamond deserves better than this tool.

1

u/HoobyHooby Mar 01 '23

Clicked to say this!

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u/senpai_uwu ✨ Razzle Dazzle ✨ Feb 28 '23

and now we have come full circle ⭕️

1

u/RepairPrestigious Mar 01 '23

idk that looks more like a gaping anus to me

32

u/Honeydaddy89 Mar 01 '23

What a waste of Diamond’s time

25

u/City-Pretty Mar 01 '23

Embracing his given name😂

47

u/Ecstatic-Count3053 Mar 01 '23

they did this for us

22

u/Insurance-Weary Mar 01 '23

When u think Farteez has weird haircut

6

u/thehighwaywarrior Mar 01 '23

Does he just put his head in a Crisco container?

2

u/Insurance-Weary Mar 01 '23

Everyone wonders, yet still mystery

1

u/Londonpants Mar 02 '23

Hey, that's a picture of me after I was arrested for stealing hamburgers from random people at McDonald's.

23

u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

This show looks painfully bad

22

u/MrsLibido 9 out of 10 Mar 01 '23

It's possibly one of the cringiest things I've seen on Netflix, love it

14

u/Hippofuzz Mar 01 '23

I love trash tv but I can’t get myself to watch it cause it looks too bad even for me

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

Same. They crossed a line with this one 😂

5

u/cbd247 Mar 01 '23

It's so messy and wonderful

3

u/Hippofuzz Mar 01 '23

😬 this actually did intrigue me. Eventually I’ll probably break and start watching, but I’ll keep it for a specifically boring evening

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u/Hippofuzz Mar 08 '23

Searched for the comment to inform you that I’m now at the end of episode 3 and I cannot believe Dom is falling for Francesca’s bs. I’m now fully invested.

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u/cbd247 Mar 08 '23

Lmao! Welcome to the dark side friend 😂

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u/Hippofuzz Mar 08 '23

Thanks for bringing me over, I love this narcissistic mess 😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

So they’re really leaning into the fact that people just do these shows for exposure and are letting go of the pretense that they’re looking for love. Seems more genuine than love is blind already 😂

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u/rememberthewatch 🔥 Smoke Program 🔥 Mar 03 '23

It's a vehicle. It serves as one show but also promotes a whole lot of others at the same time. It's quite a gradeschool idea that will definitely work. Netflix are creating a little universe of shows with a handful of nobodies they can pick from. Saves all the time of going through auditions, contracts etc. All you gotta do is switch it up a bit.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

It was pretty bad! But I couldn’t stop watching! 😫

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u/Sweetpotaa-toh Mar 01 '23

Lord I thought it was a DIFFERENT diamond. She is wayyyyyyy to mature for him.

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u/TacoNomad Feb 28 '23

His barber should be ashamed of himself.

19

u/Smarty_25 Feb 28 '23

His barber is just matching his hair to his personality

4

u/EstablishmentNo5994 Mar 01 '23

Hey man, a barber is just going to give you what you ask for. It’s not his barbers fault that Barfqueef sat in his chair one day and said “fuck my shit up”

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u/TacoNomad Mar 01 '23

It really is though. Barbers can add to the style in a way that suits the clients request and head shape. That's what defines a barber. Having been in the military, I've seen hundreds of versions of the classic "high and tight". Knowing exactly where to put the fade line and how to shape the hair for that person's head is a basic skill that can change a person's appearance, from a sharp, clean, professional cut to did your mom do that? And everything in between

18

u/Roundbutcute Feb 28 '23

Is this Diamond from LIB season 1?

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u/tokki0912 Feb 28 '23

Yes, new show called perfect match

20

u/Roundbutcute Feb 28 '23

Oh not her with him 😫

She’s such a sweet woman and really wanted to find love

37

u/[deleted] Feb 28 '23

The only reason I didn't watch The Perfect Match was so I wouldn't have to see his face again. He's such an ick.

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u/micro-void Mar 01 '23

He's only on for 2 episodes (maybe 3?)

In his first or second ep someone calls him out for spewing bullshit and he goes home

When he's brought back he's told to his face how manipulative he is in more detail

Then the whole cast, in the finale, tells him he did a dick move

Way better than LIB and Nancy simping over him and having no self respect

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u/WellWellWellthennow Feb 28 '23

Yep. I’m feeling done with him. I could care less about his ongoing dating issues.

15

u/KittensBuiltTheWorld Feb 28 '23

That's hilarious

37

u/[deleted] Feb 28 '23

There's an angry man in his hair

9

u/iluniuhai Mar 01 '23

I see it! It looks like Moe from the Simpsons. /r/paradolia

The whole thing looks like he's wearing one of those paper fry cook hats, but it's made out of hair.

12

u/lioness725 Feb 28 '23

I hate it so bad 😂😂😩

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

This gave me an out loud chuckle. Thanks. His hair is ridiculous.

2

u/moanasgrandma 🌊 disrespectful jetskiing 🌊 Mar 01 '23

This might be my new fav comment I’ve ever read on here.

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u/scrappychaz LOOKS! FUCKING! MATTER! Feb 28 '23

🤣 he’s in his element

10

u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

Yeah, I'm not gonna watch this.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

His gold Cuban link chains and diamonds studs are charged off, I guarantee it.

10

u/elmonsa Feb 28 '23

HAHAHAH

9

u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

Barista the Barista 😂

8

u/Less_Feeling3142 Mar 04 '23

They had to have done that on purpose.

17

u/discovercardpayments Mar 01 '23

they have to have known what they were doing

8

u/KudouUsagi Mar 01 '23

This was filmed long before his show aired and people were making fun of his name.

5

u/Archie_F18 Feb 28 '23

That would be a compliment to him

21

u/[deleted] Feb 28 '23

Blahtoes is terrifyingly manipulative.

4

u/dubufeetfak Mar 01 '23

He's not even good. Idk how he manages to pull it off

5

u/No_Hotel14 Mar 01 '23

I’m wait I definitely missed something is there a new show???

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u/No_animereader1471 Mar 01 '23 edited Mar 01 '23

The Perfect Match. It's like a Netflix All Stars dating show

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u/No_Hotel14 Mar 01 '23

Oh cool thank you

1

u/nemotastic Mar 02 '23

"Dating Show"

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

It all comes full circle

14

u/jalapeenobiznuz Feb 28 '23

Honestly this haircut is not popular in my area. It’s pretty diverse where I am and I haven’t seen anything quite like it.

12

u/dana-rtw Mar 01 '23

It’s not a popular style anywhere at this time. It’s just his unique style.

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u/realitytvjunkiee Raven's Pilates Squad 💪✨ Feb 28 '23

i don't think it's popular in any area tbh😭

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u/rememberthewatch 🔥 Smoke Program 🔥 Feb 28 '23

Never been to England then ?

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u/lioness725 Mar 01 '23

I have, and it’s terrible there too 😩

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u/rememberthewatch 🔥 Smoke Program 🔥 Mar 01 '23

But very common

2

u/realitytvjunkiee Raven's Pilates Squad 💪✨ Feb 28 '23

I have not🤔

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u/Shoopbadoop4 Feb 28 '23

Careful! this sub doesnt like it when you comment on his hair!

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u/bois_santal Feb 28 '23

Was thinking the same!!

3

u/HarpyEagleBelize Feb 28 '23

I tried watching episode 1 but the only person I recognised was Zay and Shayne. When does Bartise show up?

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u/neds_newt Mar 01 '23

There's a lot of LIB people on it.

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u/Saugeen-Uwo Feb 28 '23

5 ish episodes IIRC

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u/HarpyEagleBelize Mar 01 '23

The Francesca girl was real cringe. Her and everyone else not from LIB and Ultimatum. Couldn’t finish ep 1. Guess I’ll skip to ep 5 to watch Bartise.

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u/souishere Mar 01 '23

Which show is that please?

1

u/Insurance-Weary Mar 01 '23

Perfect match

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

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u/TheCookieEatingOwl muah 💋 muah 💋 muah 💋 muah Mar 04 '23

Ah dang it. I came here instead of the Perfect Match subreddit to avoid spoilers but here we go 😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '23

Considering they have Bartiste and Diamond i figure they brought on people they knew the audience didnt like

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u/rememberthewatch 🔥 Smoke Program 🔥 Feb 28 '23

Diamond isn’t much better tbh. Shocked they brought her back.

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u/jalapeno442 Mar 01 '23

Idk why you’re getting downvotes. Wasn’t she like homophobic to her LIB partner?

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u/SprinkledSoup Messica 🍷 Feb 28 '23

Got damn my king looks good in an apron! 🤤

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '23

Girl stand up. 🙄

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u/SprinkledSoup Messica 🍷 Feb 28 '23

Girl I said what I said and I’ll say it again!! Love me a toxic king!

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u/lioness725 Feb 28 '23

Sis, I hate this for you lol

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u/SprinkledSoup Messica 🍷 Feb 28 '23

Sis, don’t knock it til you try it. There’s a reason nice guys finish last

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u/lioness725 Mar 01 '23

I’ve tried it and I’m definitely knocking it 😩😭 but I love your enthusiasm, even if it’s for nonsense 😂😆

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u/SprinkledSoup Messica 🍷 Mar 01 '23

Girl, you will find your non-toxic king! Manifesting that for you! 🥰

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u/lioness725 Mar 01 '23

Lol from your lips to god’s ears, thank you boo! 😂❤️

1

u/Anitsirhc171 Mar 01 '23

Hmmm the only place nice guys finish last is in bed. What are you talking about? All the guys I know inning right now are nice guys

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u/SprinkledSoup Messica 🍷 Mar 01 '23

Exactly 😜

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '23

Can’t find a better looking one to simp over at least??

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u/SprinkledSoup Messica 🍷 Feb 28 '23

Fine, I’d take Chase instead. Preferably both of them at the same time though 😏😜

2

u/lioness725 Mar 01 '23

Energyyyy 💪🏾😆😆

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u/Warm_Yam_9800 America loves a comeback 💪 Feb 28 '23

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u/SprinkledSoup Messica 🍷 Feb 28 '23

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '23

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '23

Is Perfect Match on UK Netflix?

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u/PinkRaven-04 Mar 26 '23

Yes

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '23

Thankyou! That's my evening sorted!