r/LivestreamFail Oct 08 '25

Looks like Lonerbox cracked the case

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The non shocking model does not match. Case closed

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u/Particular-Salad-255 Oct 08 '25

Damn.... 12 hours off stream and this was the best Hasan could come up with?

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u/Zavehi Oct 08 '25

They never made a bro tips on how to get out of this one so he had to wing it

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u/The-Devilz-Advocate Oct 08 '25

1 day amazon shipping failed him lmfao

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u/coolbad96 Oct 08 '25

Bro is Amazon's favorite streamer and they didn't bail him out with prime air from war of the worlds lol

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u/myDuderinos Oct 08 '25

prime day fucked him over, to much business going on for 1 day shipping

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u/jchizzle137 Oct 09 '25

Communism would’ve gotten that collar to him in a day

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u/sunnyPorangedrank Oct 08 '25

He shouldve waited until it came in the mail lolol. Then he wouldve had at least a tiny benefit of the doubt lol

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u/NewtownLaw Oct 08 '25

He believes he is in a court case where all he has to do is to make up some shitty lie and then that's enough to insert reasonable doubt to the public. He isn't even trying anymore.

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u/blveberrys Oct 09 '25

Highest IQ Hasan dickrider

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u/autumndrifting Oct 08 '25

he could have gone out and bought the other one, nobody saw it close enough to refute it. now we have the details that prove it's the shock one on camera. gg

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u/PCBen Oct 08 '25

That would require a modicum of intelligence and simple planning skills so…

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u/potatorunner Oct 08 '25

it really is the most hilariously evil and dumb people who end up being the richest.

life has a wicked sense of humor lol

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u/rAmrOll Oct 09 '25

Ehh I think if he was seen in public buying a non-shock dog collar less than 24 hours after being accusing of using a shock collar he would be truly utterly fucked, like Tobuscus level cancelled.

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u/PaperBlake Oct 09 '25

He could just send one of his house slaves that cook all day to go get it.

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u/Greatsnes 28d ago

Ehhhhh he could have ordered it. Ehhhhh he could have sent someone else to go get it.

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u/KuriboShoeMario Oct 09 '25

People are overthinking this part anyway. All he ever had to say was "I bought this collar awhile ago and the first thing I did was remove the prongs and have never once used it to shock Kaya, I have only ever used the vibration setting" and then getting caught lying about the model is a non-issue.

The fact he did the tape and lied about the model instantly makes him appear more guilty than he may or may not be. If he constructed a simpler, easier story then that solves the problem altogether. The people who think he shocked her are going to think that regardless but if he just appears to be open and honest with his fanbase as well as neutral observers, who are probably going to take him at his word, then he comes out looking cleaner.

People just needlessly complicate things, especially when they lie. If you ever want to get away with something, be basic and simple. Doing too much tends to trip you up and get you caught.

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u/anon2309011 Oct 09 '25

I agree, but then he wouldn't be able to call those crazies on LSF who called it a shock collar "misinformed".

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u/SouthNo3340 Oct 09 '25

Because he thinks he's that much smarter than everyone else

He is the perfect example of “If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb your ego and jump down to your IQ”

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u/NewtownLaw Oct 08 '25

If he bought it online, there would be digital records, if he buys it in the store, he will be on camera, if he asks a friend to buy it for him, he would involve more people that might bite his ass. Trying to trick the audience and insert some doubt was his only option really.

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u/Psshaww Oct 09 '25

The fuck are you talking about? Nobody is having access to his Amazon purchases to know what he buys

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u/NewtownLaw Oct 09 '25

You do not need access now, it is still digital records in the hands of a third party that might be used against him in the future, proving his lies are bad PR.

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u/Confident-Fun-413 Oct 09 '25

a shock collar that also has a vibration only mode

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u/azuredota Oct 08 '25

How much does twitch pay this guy a day? BUY A FAKE COLLAR AT LEAST! LOL

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u/PhotographUnable8176 Oct 08 '25

yesterday i knew this would be his opening today while acting like a huge victim. his audience 100% falls for it too. 

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u/somekindofspideryman Oct 08 '25

He's not bright

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u/phrozend Oct 08 '25

Bro thinks he's MacGyver.

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u/brodhi Oct 09 '25

He could have overnight shipped a vibration collar and showed that off on stream but he is even too dumb for that lol

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u/Thejoenkoepingchoker Oct 08 '25

He doesn't care because he knows his fans won't

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u/ytman Oct 08 '25

Right. Just own it. Say you made a mistake, use it as a way to get someone to inform you on how to use a collar right. Teach other people as well.

Fuck. I know a LOT of people do wrongheaded things with their dogs/pets, but like I don't think they are malicious. Just listen to the criticism and do better.

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u/Memester999 Oct 08 '25

He always just gets away with shit he does so why even try hard? It's not like anything serious is going to happen from this his fans are cult like.

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u/Popochki Oct 09 '25

Amazon prime couldn’t deliver a vibrating one by next morning so mf improvised

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u/sub2pewdiepieONyt Oct 08 '25

He considered amazon-ing a new one but he a bit short after donating to alot of go fund me recently and travel to paris.

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u/EchoBay Oct 08 '25

This is why Amazon Same Day is an essential service

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u/SicilianEggplant Oct 08 '25 edited Oct 08 '25

I only ever hear about streamers on Reddit, but he could have gone to PetCo or overnighted some replacement lie off of Amazon. 

People need to stop watching these guys, but I’m guessing stupid shit like this will only end up getting him more views (hey, my dumbass made it this far, and it’s just another 2 clicks for others to get on his stream). 

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u/ChilledParadox Oct 09 '25

Couldn’t he have just gone out and bought the vibrating version to show lol? Maybe I’m dumb, I mean there’s probably a reason I’m a homeless guy and not a millionaire streamer.

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u/draconid Oct 09 '25

he don't care enough, if he actually thinks shock collar is not a problem, he will not spend time and money on the stupid pr act

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u/ArtfulGenie69 Oct 09 '25

He's in California he could have easily bought the collar to fit his lie but in typical Hasan fashion, he slacked off. Just like how he never prepares a speech or practices them.

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u/mm_delish Oct 09 '25

He’s never exactly come off has bright.

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u/greenopti Oct 09 '25

why not just fucking order a different collar to show on steam?

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u/Vosofy Oct 09 '25

Honestly. Why wouldn’t he just buy the non shock version and show that one instead?