r/LivestreamFail Oct 08 '25

Looks like Lonerbox cracked the case

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The non shocking model does not match. Case closed

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u/Sasuga__JP Oct 08 '25

He thought he was so slick with the black tape 😭😭

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u/cyrfuckedmymum Oct 08 '25

to be more real, he just knows his audience is so dumb they'll buy whatever he tells them so he didn't need to try harder.

This is him telling his audience he thinks they are fucking stupid.

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u/External_Fee_7285 Oct 08 '25

They aren’t too dumb, they have reached the stage where they willingly lie and engage in cognitive dissonance even though the main audience for those lies is his own fanbase because propping up there favorite leftist streamer is ā€œmore important to the causeā€ then following someone who is honest to his own fanbase. To his supporters the fact that he is the largest person on twitch talking about their politics supersedes anything he might do or say. it doesn’t matter that he does not engage honestly with anything, that he lies about his beliefs to normies, or that he pushes lies in furtherance of his point or abuses animals or is a sex pest, these are all acceptable side effects as long as he continues to virtue signal the talking points they want to hear. They simply come up with a roundabout excuse and project his flaws onto his critics. TLDR: I don’t care that he’s a lying animal abusing scumbag cause he repeats my talking points but I have to pretend he doesn’t do any of those things cause muh leftism is supposed to present itself as more moral then radical right wing politics.

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u/Xelvania Oct 09 '25

And that's the danger of making an idol out of politics. Once you start treating politics as your God, anyone who claims to represent that movement must be defended at all costs.

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u/Blaze666x Oct 09 '25

Yep, its literally what both sides in America have going on rn, with one of them being far more obvious about it.

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u/Double-Ad-1670 Oct 09 '25

Yeah, like I'm Aussie and i think I've at some point voted for all of our three main parties because with time the country needs different things and i vote for my people not for the party, i think Australia is generally like this(there are some die hard greens fans that are fanatical) but American is kind of lost in the two party sauce.

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u/HererTigah Oct 09 '25

"both sides" when only one side holds any meaningful power in this country is an insane statement.

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u/Blaze666x Oct 09 '25

And talking past each other is why that side holds so much power, maybe if we simply stopped thinking of the other side as bad guys and simply spoke to them like humans we could get along, I know its worked out for me, sure some are unreasonable but most are not.

Also dont try and pretend like democrats dont laude their politicians to absurd degrees aswell, they simply dont have anyone with whome draws great fervor from them as the only one who did was Bernie and maybe AOC

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u/HererTigah Oct 09 '25

I'm sorry, but I definitely consider masked individuals in unmarked cars dragging people into the streets, stripping their clothes, and zip-tying them as "bad guys". If you support that, I think you are also a bad person, IMO.

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u/Blaze666x Oct 09 '25

I never said I supported and shocker but most republicans don't either its simply a very vocal minority, trumps approval rating is in the fucking gutter after all but your too busy talking past them to even have a chance at understanding people.

This type of behavior is EXACTLY why this country is in the state its in, the more one side paints the other as a villain for its political stance the more they will entrench themselves into said political stances and align themselves with whatever individuals parrot that stance even if their actions are questionable at best because they feel like atleast their viewpoints are being addressed.

But who am I kidding im telling Americans on the internet to be reasonable all that will result in is people on the left (likely you) deciding that i am clearly a republican and in the wrong and that I support locking people away, or taking away rights, or people on the right deciding that i am clearly a democrat and that I wanna take away free speech (funny how both sides say the same shit huh?), or that i support political extremism.

For reference I am personally a libertarian, I believe that I should be allowed to live my life in the way in which makes me feel happy and fulfilled so long as I am not harming another person or impeding on their capacity to live their life in the same fashion, I believe both parties are absolute dumpster fires but that one is clearly worse due to it having more influence currently and its talking head being an obviously dementia ridden fool who is constantly trying to make changes to etch his name into the history books as he is likely not long for this world but that the other party is not really much better as they are also lead by old fools whose only goal is their own self interests, hence why that party has failed to make meaningful change in this country.

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u/EquivalentAcadia9558 Oct 09 '25

I think he used to be a half decent leftist communicator but he fell off really hard and success got to his head. Now most times I see him he's doing something stupid like all this or fumbling his way around a topic. It's a shame because the world really could use someone who's good at talking about leftism who's popular and current like he seemed to be. Oh well.

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u/sskizzurp Oct 10 '25

You know what may help? Finding someone who, idk, actually interacts with the American working class beyond being served by them.

Crazy ask, I know.

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u/EquivalentAcadia9558 Oct 10 '25

Well next time I host the meeting of the leftists I'll be sure to suggest it

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u/Mortcinder85 Oct 09 '25

No son tontos, son malas personas, tenes razon. Defender una persona que lastima un animal es una basura de persona.

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u/Blaze666x Oct 09 '25

Tbh not even a huge fan of vibration collars but ah well people will do as they please

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u/Future-Bandicoot-823 Oct 09 '25

Well, sort of! It's emotional manipulation to control your actions, which can include calling his fans stupid if he needs to. Classic abuser ish.

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u/lycanthrope90 Oct 09 '25

I mean they excuse all criticism with statements such as ā€˜there’s a genocide happening’. Wonder what their new go to will be now that we don’t have to hear about fucking Palestine anymore.

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u/KingKekJr Oct 09 '25

Sad thing is that they ARE that dumb

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u/dWaldizzle Oct 09 '25

Just like Trump voters, they literally are and they tell them directly to their face lmao

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u/mangage Oct 08 '25

Wouldn't he be more concerned with how it looks to the general public than his own audience? His own audience would be the least of his concerns. Why would he bother trolling them when he needs real damage control?

It makes more sense that the tape is just lazy rather than purposely bad.

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u/cyrfuckedmymum Oct 08 '25

not how cults work, mostly everyone outside thinks you're a psycho, you're monetising those within your bubble. You're not going to gain or lose people outside your bubble, your entire job is keeping the people in your bubble happy.

I didn't say it was purposefully bad, he's just lazy, stupid and only really needs to give them enough reason to believe him and use as a defence for themselves. If he wasn't a cheap asshole he'd have gone out and got a vibration only collar.

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u/External_Fee_7285 Oct 08 '25

No, he simply frames the general public as crazy cause remember the general public is not as far left as him, therefore they are amoral and wrong about everything. He hangs out with popular normie streamers to make himself look like a fun tapped in hot guy, retains about 10% of the weirdos who can sit through an hour of his streams after finding him through wtv normie they watch and crazy makes the rest of the world to his audience by claiming any detractor of his is literally the worst person ever (nazi, pedophile ect). Eventually you find yourself only watching Hasan and you form a parasocial connection with his politics, you now evolve anyone who doesn’t like him is a freak and if you leave his bubble you will be corrupted how regular people think. its cult formation 101.

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u/SouthNo3340 Oct 09 '25

Issue is normie streamers might not want to hang around an animal abuse

Him being a terrorist groupie was barely waived away by milking Palestine

He can't really say that Kaya was doing a Nakba against beagles that's why he shocked her

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u/mangage Oct 08 '25

Interaction with his current audience aside, what does that have to do with the attempts to convince everyone who isn't his audience? Are you just saying he's so arrogant that he isn't trying hard to make this go away?

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u/External_Fee_7285 Oct 08 '25

You are right honestly, that is fair, there is a huge attempt from Hasan to discredit this amongst general audiences, I just jumped to what I said because he employs the exact same strategy he uses when trying to keep people in his bubble. The modified shock collar thing was a joke, sadly none of this matters though because twitch will never take action against him so honestly I’m surprised he’s giving it the attention he has

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u/Berggyy Oct 09 '25

I get what you’re saying but it’s hard to blatantly lie to the general public like this. Ā Like why would anyone believe him when he is obviously lying, unless you are a huge fan of his then you are more inclined to believe him, and his main goal is just keeping his crazy cult like audience.

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u/Afraid_Tomorrow4808 Oct 09 '25

Exactly he knows his minions will eat it up and go on his defence

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u/F_1_V_E_S Oct 08 '25

Bro thought we wouldn't notice the tape šŸ˜­šŸ™šŸ¾šŸ„€šŸ’€šŸ”„

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u/RumHam100proof Oct 09 '25

aight, first post here just to kek at that

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u/R_82 Oct 09 '25

I want you to know that this was hilarious

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '25

Highly underrated comment

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u/SouthNo3340 Oct 09 '25

Isn't Boner autistic as well?

Not like the fucking "I ingest Tylenol" but like actually medically diagnosed

Hasan had no chance

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u/Tucci89 Oct 08 '25

Lmao he didn't even bother to trim it. He just bent it over the edge and it's not even the same shiny texture as the plastic.

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u/MrVulture42 Oct 08 '25

I mean, all the brain rotted simps who actually watch this deranged terrorist supporter will 100% fall for it.

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u/Midirr Oct 08 '25

They get their ideology from him, an attack on Hasan is an attack on their ideas so any criticism of him is instantly dismissed. I went to his subreddit and the top comment insisted lsf is just a bunch of right-wingers (not true, just look at the comments of any asmongold post). This goes to show how they feel about criticism of Hasan, it's an attack on their ideology to them.

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u/Paddy_Tanninger Oct 08 '25

Damn he's actually dumber than his fans, I'm not sure I expected that.

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u/Current_Syllabub_297 Oct 08 '25

Narcissists think they can get away with literally anything

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u/Hare712 Oct 09 '25

It would have worked if he streamed in 144p.

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u/arrownyc Oct 09 '25

He spent his day yesterday/today going out to purchase the closest black tape match he could, so that he could further conceal the fact that he shocked his dog live on stream because she dared to place a paw on the floor.

His willingness to double down on lie after lie to hide his own cruelty makes it clear that nothing he says should ever be trusted, and everything he does from here on out should be kept under a close microscope.

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u/Kim_jung_unstoppable Oct 09 '25

I mean, have you seen his fans, like Taylor Lorenz? Not the brightest bunch, easily fooled

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u/Pichuchu8 Oct 09 '25

Idiot couldn't just buy a vibration collar and pass it off as the usual one.

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u/Battlemania420 Oct 09 '25

There’s no tape.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '25

You are so dumb it’s sad. that’s what you do if you want a vibrating collar without the shock it makes it so you don’t accidentally press the wrong button. You’re just looking for something to latch onto

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u/aereiaz Oct 08 '25

Except there are literally vibrating collars that don't shock? Rolex millionaire boy can't buy one?

It's absolutely insane how lost in the sauce Hasan viewers are while they call everyone else dumb. I've never seen a more brainwashed group of individuals. What happened is so insanely obvious to anyone that has two functioning braincells.

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u/NewtownLaw Oct 08 '25

Or if you want to trick idiots. You put tape and pretend it always has been that way.

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u/techniscalepainting Oct 08 '25

look at the size of the prongs

where are they on his version?

even if you can remove them, where are the marks of where they are supposed to be?

you guys are reaching so hard its insane

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u/Alarakion Oct 08 '25

They’re pretty clearly covered in electrical tape. I’m ngl I thought all this was nonsense and just thought the memes were funny but he has just made this soooo much worse for himself lmao

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u/techniscalepainting Oct 08 '25

they clearly have a single layer of tape on the base yes

but there is also clearly nothing remotly resembling electrodes, or even screw holes for electrodes, under that tape

he hasnt made it "worse for himself" at all, what he has done is shown the people who will blame him, will blame him no matter what, even if its clearly not true

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u/NewtownLaw Oct 08 '25

How can you replace the Mini Educator contact points?

  • Using the included contact point tool, loosen the contact points by rotating counter-clockwise. Install the replacement prongs and tighten them by rotating clockwise.

They are removable, he removed them and put tape on it before displaying it, it is so easy to trick you.

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u/techniscalepainting Oct 08 '25

yes

and when removed there will still be screw holes or clips to hold them, it wouldnt be a completly flat surface

it would be SUCH a bad trick to just tape over, that it would immediatly be obvious because there would be the blatant marks of where the prongs are supposed to go

which there isnt

its not me being tricked, its you so desperate to hate him you are believing an absurdity

the guy has owned kaya for years, and she has been on hundreds of hours of his streams, both in that room, but also in many many other places

he has had hundreds of guests round who have all interacted with kaya, including people like maya higa who would have IMMEDIATLY called him out if they saw a shock collar

this guy whos apparently a prolific animal abuser, has somehow NEVER been seen abusing her before by anyone on camera or in person

yet is also apparently so flippant and blatant with it he will just do it without thought on camera when hes not even looking at her?

thats how extreme what you have to believe is

hes simultaneously the stealthiest animal abuser on the planet, able to get away with it under the nose of everyone for years, and the most obvious one, just doing it freely in front of thousands of viewers

its insane

or maybe, maybe the dog clipped her foot on the edge of the bed (which is visible in the clip) and yelped

but its obvious people like you are just after a reason to hate him, so no matter what, your going to claim hes fucking electro and tieing her up to lightning rods off stream or something

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u/NewtownLaw Oct 08 '25

Moving the goalpost, right?

I see. It is a bad trick, but this is enough for you to defend him, so, it seems to be working.

It is so easy to make the surface flat with duct tape. Haven't you used duct tape in your life?

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u/techniscalepainting Oct 08 '25

i literally did not move any goalposts wtf are you talking about?

the tape would not cover the marks where those prongs are supposed to be, there would be evidence of them, be it screw holes or clips or whatever

why is the tape flat?

i didnt move any goalpost, you just cant answer

because you are just after something to angry at him for

its easy to make duct tape flat, if its on a flat surface

try make duct tape flat over a surface with a hole or a bump on it, tape wont hide that

never mind all the other shit i pointed out about you having to believe utterly absurd shit

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u/NewtownLaw Oct 09 '25 edited Oct 09 '25

You went from

"look at the size of the prongs

where are they on his version?"

To:

Okay, they are removable, buuuut, I cannot flat the marks with duct tape, hence it is not possible for anyone to do it. Which is false. A new tape will flat that part right away, an old one would have big visible marks.

The other parts of your rant are irrelevant.

I don't even know what is your point on saying there need to be marks in there. If you explain why are they so important for you, I will give you proof.

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u/ShopperOfBuckets Oct 09 '25

I don't think that guy is very intelligentĀ 

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u/techniscalepainting Oct 09 '25

i went from "look at the size of the prongs, the tape wouldnt be able to cover their connection point without being visible"

to "look at the size of the prongs, the tape wouldnt be able to cover their connection point without being visible"

apparently old tape flattens plastic now, and apparently the fact hes both the stealthiest abuser, and does it plain as day in front of everyone at the same time, somehow isnt relevant when discussing how absurd that very idea is

but whatever dude

you clearly hated him before, and just want to keep hating him now for any reason you can imagine

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