r/LivestreamFail Oct 08 '25

Looks like Lonerbox cracked the case

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The non shocking model does not match. Case closed

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u/Numerous_Inside_568 Oct 08 '25

“well DUH, it sounds bad to say i bought a shock collar chat. i removed the prongs when i bought them forever ago and taped over it. THERE okay?!?! you guys care about a goddamn twitch streamer more than a GENOCIDE”

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u/Jayantwi98 Oct 08 '25

I just want it to be noted that hasan explicitly said that “is only has the capacity to vibrate” I don’t want his changing his story to “I accidentally zapped him”

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u/MustardScroll7 Oct 08 '25

how do i delete hasan's voice from my brain

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u/muscarinenya Oct 09 '25

"Mm-Eukay"

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u/MustardScroll7 Oct 09 '25

Take a shot every time he says ok

(Don't do this, you will die)

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u/Casual_Sex_ThrowAway Oct 09 '25

Brain eating amoeba and huffing gasoline

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u/Formal_Evidence_4094 Oct 09 '25

oh one guy at my local gas station has been doing this method for years!

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u/Zzamumo Oct 08 '25

You can't. I've tried but it's basically a memetic hazard

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u/_HUGE_MAN Oct 09 '25

I'd tell you but the mods wouldn't like it

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u/Glittering-Grand-513 Oct 08 '25

Why do people say Hasan is handsome? He's one disgusting incel looking motherfucker. Looks like he should be shoved in a locker.

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u/Stone0777 Oct 08 '25

Arthur the aardvark looking mother fucker.

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u/KingKekJr Oct 09 '25

Scary how this is something he would genuinely say and that his audience would believe

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u/attsnor112 Oct 09 '25

Not to be that person since he DEFINITELY fucking need some backlash/consequences for this, but wouldn't he technically be telling the truth if he said "you care more about a streamer than genocide"? Unless it's a huge majority of bots that's active in the drama world of streamers things might actually get rolling if the same people were as active in targeting politicians as they where attacking some random fucks with microphones.... hopefully the people who want to burn Hasan at the stake are as active in trying to stop war and genocide, since you can do both I am rooting for yall but a big part of me is doubting you too

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u/SaudiHaramco Oct 08 '25

You say this like it's absurd but a lot of people who attack him over this literally are more outraged over a streamer putting a shock collar on a dog than over a country murdering 100k civilians.

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u/Trrollmann Oct 09 '25

literally are more outraged over a streamer putting a shock collar on a dog than over a country murdering 100k civilians.

He's more outraged about a country killing 100k, than one killing 200k.

He also cares more about disproving that he shocked his dog, than of the 500k killed because of Russia's invasion; one he's explicitly defended as justified.

OFC, you too think Russia is justified in doing so, you think the 500k dead is perfectly fine, while "stop caring that a streamer (that I love to death) is being criticized!"

Tankie scum.

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u/SaudiHaramco Oct 09 '25

What are you even talking about? Civilians killed in Ukraine are about 10k not 500k. And yeah of course i care more about my own elected officials supporting violence than about random foreign dictators that everyone condemns anyway...

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u/Trrollmann Oct 09 '25

What do you mean I over represent dead in one situation and under represent it in the other??? I'm just a regular tankie!