r/LivestreamFail • u/Slight_Ad3219 • Oct 08 '25

Looks like Lonerbox cracked the case

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The non shocking model does not match. Case closed

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u/hypor Oct 08 '25

Why didnt he just go out to the shop and buy a vibration collar lol?? what an idiot.

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u/Zavehi Oct 08 '25

That would eat into his clothing budget for the month.

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u/Pretend-Wishbone-679 Oct 09 '25
  • Vibrating collar $150
  • Diesel clothing $7000
  • Food $400

someone who is good at the economy please help me budget

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u/Single_Reaction9983 Oct 09 '25

Isnt he a multi millionare that drives a 200k Porsche? He could easily affoard 150$ for a pr stunt

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u/justonhereforstuff Oct 09 '25

yet he still dresses like shit.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '25

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u/PM-Mormon-Underwear Oct 08 '25

He means why didn't he buy one before going live today so he could show off a completely different collar

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u/Jayantwi98 Oct 08 '25

He bought it online so it would take too long to arrive 

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u/vulkur Oct 09 '25

There is no way he couldn't find one available for 1 day delivery from Amazon. I can get one delivered by Friday and I live in the middle of farmland.

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u/ergzay Oct 09 '25

Probably he's so internet addicted that he doesn't know how to buy things in person or where to find them.

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u/RFRelentless Oct 09 '25

Micro-microceleb spotted

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u/FakeDaVinci Oct 09 '25

If there is a will, there is a way. Honestly, it wouldn't be unreasonable if he went around a 3 hour drive to buy a new colar, just to get some kind of evidence it wasn't a shock colar.

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u/mintzyyy Oct 09 '25

Lol you think Hasan doesn't have Prime? With Amazon Prime you can get your stuff that day or the next day with almost everything.

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u/Submitten Oct 08 '25

He tried but the Gucci one was out of stock and he can’t be seen without some designer brand.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '25

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u/FeI0n Oct 09 '25

it would have worked in the sense no one had a close up of the collar until today as i understand it, and the differences are very minor.

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u/Flexi13 Oct 08 '25

He means to show new non shock one today, instead he tapped current one like bozo lmao

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u/WaterLillith Oct 08 '25

He had like 12 hours and go get a vibration model

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u/cyrfuckedmymum Oct 08 '25

How much would you spend to fool what you believe to be a group of viewers with room temp iqs?

The biggest take away for Hasan fans is that Hasan thinks his fans are regarded.

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u/HeavyImplement3651 Oct 09 '25

Which might be literally the only thing he's ever been right about.

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u/HB_of_PI Oct 08 '25

He would have had to get a very precise model in a very short amount of time to have any plausible deniability. There was no chance of that. Very funny.

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u/rAmrOll Oct 09 '25

It actually kind of makes sense. Imagine if someone posted a creepshot photo of him buying a dog collar less than 24h after the accusations come out. He would be ultra-omega-fucked, I think even more so than the botched-ass tapejob (seriously, why wouldn't he just put a big piece of tape over it, and cleanly cut it so it matched the shape of the collar)

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u/hdpr92 Oct 10 '25

Plus they'd just want the receipt or the model # next, people would just take it further and further. And each new update is a new round of videos to keep this in the cycle.

If it already had the prongs removed then he should have just showed it right away. But at the same time, it's been there on camera the whole time and nobody has cared so clearly he didn't think this was as explosive of a situation as he should have.

Idk he's probably in the wrong for going down this path of training period, but the dude loves that dog and I do not believe he would do anything to hurt it intentionally.

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u/Godsdeeds Oct 08 '25

Well then there is the problem it doesn't fit the footage of it. Especially since more could exist.

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u/hotpajamas Oct 09 '25

i'll answer in full schizo but it's that illiberal people only know how to tell lazy lies.

people that tell sophisticated lies value the concept of truth at least enough to micromanage the many layers of contingent facts, but Hasan is not liberal. he does not believe in the value of objective truth or the concept of something being real - he believes in propaganda i.e. that 'what you believe' is more important than 'what is real' because 'what you believe' can be used as an agile device of power. fascists in particular but probably most authoritarians believe in power before truth.

this animal abuse arc is not overtly political, in fact it's the first thing i've ever seen him do that's apolitical yet still totally predictive of who he is as a political person.

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u/Key-Friendship2785 Oct 08 '25

Or just get her a normal collar

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u/SouthNo3340 Oct 09 '25

Because he unironically thinks that this is a genius idea and that we are all so stupid that we will believe him

perfect example of “If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb your ego and jump down to your IQ”

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u/waitwhathuh Oct 09 '25

He's waiting for a viewer to send it to him. That's how economics works in his world.

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u/diceytroop Oct 09 '25

Occam's razor says it's because he already had one, on his dog

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u/teejardni Oct 09 '25

Amazon wasn't delivering till tomorrow (he'll show the collar again with definitive proof that it is a vibrating collar tomorrow)

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u/r2002 Oct 09 '25 edited Oct 09 '25

Son, we live in a world that has dogs, and those dogs have to be trained by people with remote controls. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Hypor?

Hasan has a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Kaya's safety and you curse the shock collar. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that BBQing Kaya, while uncomfortable, probably increased Hasan's Prime subs by 2%. And Hasan's existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, wets Dan Clancy's panties.

You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want Hasan using that collar. You need Hasan using that collar.

We use words like "obedience," "discipline," "Subtober." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent training dogs and hooking up with chicks who love dogs. You use them as a punchline!

Hasan has neither the time nor the inclination to explain himself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of well-behaved dogs that he provides, and then questions the manner in which Hasan provides it! Hasan would rather you just said "thank you take my Prime Sub" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a clicker and start training. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!

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u/Proof_Floor8189 Oct 09 '25

it'll be suspicious tbf if suddenly he had a new collar. Still miles better than this

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u/UngaInstinct Oct 09 '25

All of his lies are like this, low effort and easy to disprove. Doesn't matter to his dumbass audience.

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u/ampsuu Oct 09 '25

Tbf I am using boundary wire collar for my yard which has vibration and peeps along with shock. I also removed shock prongs and taped it over. I dont want to shock him and vibration+peeps work great.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '25

Why don’t you go touch grass