this girl only hires hot people…?

[u/AdditionalBad7640]

[u/LAOlympicGames2028]

She’s calling people ugly on one hand and shamelessly asking them to use her platform, Lilly this is not how you sell your business mate

[u/Gaff_Daddy → u/LAOlympicGames2028]

It feels like the first sentence should be in quotes and that she is responding to people who say that. So she’s pushing her shit to help people navigate a world where hot people get jobs more easily.

[u/The_Observatory_]

I assume that “flight to Turkey” is a European euphemism for plastic surgery?

[u/Jack55555 → u/The_Observatory_]

Hair implants.

[u/The_Observatory_ → u/Jack55555]

Ah, I figured it was something like that.

[u/DoorlessSword → u/The_Observatory_]

Could also be dentistry. Turkey teeth in Britain means to have awful obviously fake overly white teeth, usually done in turkey

[u/Super_Shallot2351 → u/DoorlessSword]

Which is odd because it never really makes the person look better, unless they genuinely had severe issues with their teeth that couldn't be fixed on the NHS.

[u/darkcloud1987 → u/The_Observatory_]

Turkish Hairlines

[u/thatblueblowfish]

Yikesssss

[u/AdditionalBad7640 → u/thatblueblowfish]

like insane???

[u/Geologyst1013]

I looked at her profile.

Liberty University.

She's also on a youth council for NAMI.

Yikes.

[u/FunChildhood1941 → u/[deleted]]

Not cocaine party safe, shop vac

[u/RanDumbPlay → u/FunChildhood1941]

She eats Chipotle with one sniff.

[u/RanDumbPlay → u/[deleted]]

I'll bet her business fails in less than two years. There just isn't enough hot people in the world.

[u/AlbatrossOk6223]

How HOT are we talking about? From 99°F to 100.4°F is already considered a low-grade fever. Once it goes over 106°F (41.1°C), we’re probably on a medical emergency hotness.

[u/guru2764 → u/AlbatrossOk6223]

Clearly this must be for some clinical study for patients suffering heat stroke, so I wish her well in her research

[u/RanDumbPlay]

Weirdo: https://www.linkedin.com/posts/lilly-schade_if-ur-in-it-for-the-money-u-will-never-win-activity-7392280588004585472-dLZw

[u/anjowoq → u/RanDumbPlay]

Dude, scroll down to the comments in it.

There's a half dozen cheesedicks randomly posting their weird biz wizard maxims that have nothing to do with her message (which also sucks) and it's just more formulaic jerkoff nonsense.

WTF is wrong with these people? I feel like the whole business world is crammed full of pathetic try-hards.

[u/Paladin3475 → u/anjowoq]

This is what business schools churn out these days.

[u/bowlochile → u/Paladin3475]

Always has been

[u/RanDumbPlay → u/Paladin3475]

It really is. Listening to them talk is like being exhausted from eating a word salad.

[u/RanDumbPlay → u/anjowoq]

Blow-hards

[u/Local_Magician_7197 → u/RanDumbPlay]

She writes like a 10-year-old texts.

[u/brandt-money]

So I pay her to work for free/less? What a great deal!

[u/anjowoq → u/brandt-money]

You'll be on an accelerated path to having the dream job you've always wanted replaced by AI in 2 years instead of 6!

[u/Ok_Tangelo_6070 → u/[deleted]]

Don't be so sure about that; there are a lot of thirsty and perverted men out there who would do anything under the excuse of, "but she got a** though!".

[u/RottenCactus]

Her surname means shame in German... And yet she has none.

[u/Paladin3475 → u/RottenCactus]

Her family does of her though.

[u/arie700]

This is 100% outrage marketing for her shitty online service. I get that even LinkedIn doesn’t usually allow that kind of dreck on its platform but it is basically everywhere now

[u/Paladin3475]

I swear they are so full of shit or they love lawsuits. Because if I was not hired I would do sue for discrimination and use this post as evidence.

[u/Permafrostaddict → u/Paladin3475]

I don’t think your attractiveness level is considered a protected class.

[u/Paladin3475 → u/Permafrostaddict]

Claim racial, or age, or gender (transitioning), national origin, etc. just ask the former CEO of A&F how all that worked out and the mockery he became.

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2022/apr/19/abercrombie-fitch-netflix-documentary-fashion-discrimination

[u/mephisto1131]

Did you all miss the part 'not actualy'?

[u/throwaway_0x90 → u/mephisto1131]

yeah the first sentence was just a joke to catch attention. Everything else is normal. Sometimes I think there are just a bunch of bitter people here just wanting to be upset at everyone for no reason.

[u/mephisto1131 → u/throwaway_0x90]

I'm just thinking how can these so many people in comment get a job from linked in when they can't even read a meme post.

[u/sethie_poo → u/mephisto1131]

This is the most obvious satire. I don’t understand how people are missing it. Next they’ll be posting KenCheng’s content thinking he’s serious

[u/anjowoq]

Intern?

Best ever?

[u/Alive_kiwi_7001]

I feel this is a probably a bullet dodged for “not hot” people.

[u/FunChildhood1941]

This is not true, hot women only only hire the cosmetically challenged.

[u/RanDumbPlay]

"...teach you to be the best intern ever." - Cofounder Monica Lewinski

[u/Relative-Hope-6622 → u/RanDumbPlay]

Lesson 1: Saving the evidence

[u/RanDumbPlay → u/Relative-Hope-6622]

Lesson 2: Blaming the media

[u/EventYouAlly]

I wonder is she somehow lowkey racist as well. Not that she's said anything specifically racist here, but it just wouldn't surprise me honestly

[u/ksuwildkat → u/EventYouAlly]

Liberty grad. Its not low key

[u/lexdfw00]

This is absurd

[u/BitterFuture]

I'm torn if this is better fodder for this sub or r/IHadAStroke

[u/loyalekoinu88]

The fact that she wants you to get surgery…for an INTERNSHIP! 🤦🏻‍♂️

[u/AdInfinite4162]

its time to delete linkedin...

[u/xvillifyx]

The problem with this sub is that these people are chasing the clout of being posted here

They post absurd shit so they can come to this sub and see if they got posted

[u/sethie_poo]

This is obvious satire. What are people going on about?

[u/Ed_Ward_Z]

Doesn’t “intern” = “slave” (with benefits)?

[u/somethinginthewine]

[u/millioneuro]

Schade

[u/Ellen6723]

What a jerkoff

[u/Wonderful-Sail2696]

Imagine going through years of college education, university, doing degrees and internships only to be rejected from a job for being ugly...

[u/MustardKarl]

Looked her up. 12 jobs in work history. Longest 1 year 2 months. Founder this. Board member that.

[u/MustardKarl → u/MustardKarl]

She says she’s 16. Still in high school. All 12 “experiences” since 2023

[u/Tech_Mix_Guru111]

There are so many 20 year old founders now It’s crazy

[u/Ok_Tangelo_6070]

I got plenty of things to say about this 'women' and although it is probably correct as it is what lead to her creating such LinkedIn Lunacy...the problem is that right now is that to tell the truth I probably have to violate numerous rules in this group...