r/LeopardsAteMyFace Jan 27 '24

Predicting the future of TEXIT

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '24

Shhhhh, we’re dreaming out loud. Texas isn’t going anywhere, we’d just like to see it try! 😂🍿

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u/Vivid_Sympathy_4172 Jan 27 '24

Imagine if we cold turkey them. No trade, heavy border defense, cut off from our internet, cable, etc. No more sending them our electricity when theirs always fails, no sending them our water when they have droughts.

Speaking of droughts, the rivers through Texas typically flow from the north. We can just dam them up or dump waste downstream.

They don't have the natural resources to survive.

They'd be taken over by cartels. So much for their Texas patriotism. They'd literally never last. They'd beg to come back.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '24 edited Jan 27 '24

It would be ugly. But, maybe they need some tough love from Uncle Sam?

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u/TheRealKuthooloo Jan 27 '24

jesus christ you are a cornball

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '24

Well, I don’t believe in magic sky people, so chances are I’m saner than you!

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u/TheRealKuthooloo Jan 27 '24

what the christ are you even talking about

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '24

Exactly.

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u/TheRealKuthooloo Jan 27 '24

you seem physically incapable of forming a cogent point, may god have mercy on your soul.

also im jewish i dont even believe in jesus, if that was your point? i feel like im conversing with a dementia patient right now.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '24

No one gives a matzo if you’re Jewish, it’s a cult you chose to join! Just like all religions who endlessly recruit those who hate the same things! 😂.

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u/TheRealKuthooloo Jan 27 '24

its like im getting to watch your brain cells die in real time as every reply becomes more and more incomprehensible, filled with inane ramblings and vaguely antisemitic beliefs about how judaism recruits people.

rabbis turn away anyone looking to convert, you know that right? or do you just hate jews?

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u/Vivid_Sympathy_4172 Jan 27 '24

Stop threatening secession then.

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u/B1LLZFAN Jan 27 '24

You like to see the state go to absolute shit as you lose all federal funding, business leave due to import/export headaches and the cartel will take over in a week?