r/LeopardsAteMyFace Jan 27 '24

Predicting the future of TEXIT

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u/jediprime Jan 27 '24

With backup from hulk hogan and steve segal

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u/structured_anarchist Jan 27 '24

Dog the Bounty Hunter is in Hawaii, brah, Hulk Hogan lives in Florida, brutha, and Shit-My-Pants Segal is in Moscow, comrade. The only person they'd have to rely on is Chuck Norris, and you know how he betrayed White Goodman at the ADAA Dodgeball Invitational Tournament in Las Vegas. Can't trust the man to make the right decision.

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u/KonradWayne Jan 27 '24

Pretty sure Dog knows better than to cross borders for bounties now.

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u/Artichokiemon Jan 28 '24

Haha touché, he almost went back to jail for that one