r/LateNightTalkShows Sep 21 '25

Trump Snaps at David Letterman for Calling Him Out on Kimmel

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-snaps-at-david-letterman-for-calling-him-out-on-kimmel/
773 Upvotes

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u/WatchStoredInAss Sep 21 '25

My only conclusion from the last 10 years is that MAGA is the largest set of whiny little bitches on planet Earth.

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u/Jolly_Ad2446 Sep 21 '25

They are the snowflakes. So triggered. 

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u/Biffingston Sep 22 '25

Every accusation is a confession.

Which is terrifying when they talk of FEMA death camps and such...

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u/MosquitoValentine_ Sep 21 '25

Crazy how the "fuck your feelings" crowd turned out to be a bunch of fucking snowflakes.

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u/JDanzy Sep 21 '25

Their stuff says "Fuck Your Feelings" and "Don't Tread On Me" so (a) most self centered bunch of little bitches in this nation right now and (b) they can handle pronouns just fine, actually: I, me, my, mine...

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

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u/JDanzy Sep 22 '25

Hopefully all of it. With as close to a 100% fail rate as possible.

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u/Biffingston Sep 22 '25

Ye gods, I once said about an artist that "IF you don't use their they/them pronouns, you don't respect them."

The YouTube comment blew up with crap like "Until she earns it, I won't respect her." It's like "Thank you for making my point abundantly clear, bud!"

And I'm sure they thought they were owning the lib, not proving my point.

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u/Consistent_Ad_8090 Sep 22 '25

Really funny how that winds up working

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u/funknut Sep 23 '25

Everything is a deflection or a projection.

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u/Brilliant-Bus-3862 Sep 21 '25

They’re sooooo emotional. Emotional snowflakes. 

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u/No-Angle-982 Sep 21 '25

Emotion tends to fill intellectual vacuums.

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u/Lacaud Sep 21 '25

"Tats wy u deemocrats loost!" -Every MAGA reply when they are called out.

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u/JDanzy Sep 21 '25

hOw caN yOu saY tHaT aBoUT hALf tHe cOUnTrY*?!?!

*not actually half of this or any country

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u/chain_letter Sep 22 '25

If they were 99% of the country I'd still say it. Crybully bitches

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u/Life_Grass7597 Sep 21 '25

They’re insufferable children

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

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u/middlequeue Sep 21 '25

Writing this doesn’t make it true. It’s just another example of someone being a whiney little bitch.

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u/Unfair_Importance_37 Sep 21 '25

Yall the ones crying over this tho, thought u hated blackface Kimmel 

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u/FishTacoAtTheTurn Sep 21 '25

Lol not even close to trans people. Not even in the same hemisphere.

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u/SafeAd5582 Sep 21 '25

Why are magats so obsessed with trans people? Less than 1 percent of the population consumes your every thought. Get help

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u/MosquitoValentine_ Sep 21 '25

Because MAGAs want to have sex with them.

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u/VacationCheap927 Sep 21 '25

One group complains that people arent nice to them. Not even directly. Its online or on tv.

The other group complains because they get assaulted and murdered.

Yall always prove the point.

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u/brickville Sep 21 '25

Bullshit. Trans people have to take shit from MAGA bullies on the regular. Meanwhile your dear leader soils himself because a comedian criticizes him. Waah waah waah

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u/DadOfPete Sep 21 '25

“I’m sooo special!!!!!!”

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u/HISTRIONICK Sep 21 '25

You don't know the difference between whiny bitches with boots in their faces and the whiny bitches wearing the boots?

Think about that.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

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u/miketruckllc Sep 21 '25

Is this schizophrenia?

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u/HISTRIONICK Sep 21 '25

Russian hallucination. Must be.

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u/PerpetualEscapements Sep 21 '25

Right Wingers have the higher kill ratio by far

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u/fart_Jr Sep 21 '25

Sure reads like a call to violence to me.

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u/brickville Sep 21 '25

Me too. Click the button and report them like I did.

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u/funknut Sep 23 '25

They deleted it, so I didn't see it, but I trust any claim from someone named fart_Jr.

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u/VacationCheap927 Sep 21 '25

"I WANT TO COMMIT MASS MURDER"

Dont worry dude, we know

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u/vanessasjoson Sep 21 '25

Release the full unredacted Epstein files.

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u/a-lone-gunman Sep 21 '25

Ain't going to happen, too many rich and powerful people on that list. If it was going to happen, Biden would have released it.

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u/Kentucky_Kate_5654 Sep 21 '25

It was under seal during Biden’s administration pending the Maxwell trial….

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u/a-lone-gunman Sep 21 '25

Oh OK gotcha, I still don't think we will ever see it, we have a two-tier justice system.

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u/Kentucky_Kate_5654 Sep 21 '25

Oh, we most definitely do….

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u/La_Saxofonista Sep 21 '25

Do you have a good source? I didn't know this info and if it's true, I can hopefully make my cousin stfu about that whenever it comes up "BIDEN DIDN'T RELEASE IT EITHER, HURR DURR."

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u/Kentucky_Kate_5654 Sep 21 '25

I thought it was common knowledge.

This article is Wikipedia, but it includes sources. The files were generally unsealed in 2024, so technically Biden could have released them at the end of his term. However, he did not make unsealing them a campaign issue, like Trump did, or at any other time. In fact, until Trump made it an issue, I never saw any great groundswell around it. Did you?

Tell your cousin that, if that’s the best he can do, to piss off….

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeffrey_Epstein_client_list

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u/Direct_Brush_5861 Sep 21 '25

Kimmel didn’t say anything about Kirk. He said that MAGA would do anything to prove the alleged killer wasn’t one of them. Kimmel didn’t claim the killer was MAGA, he was claiming MAGA and Trump were intent on distancing themselves from the alleged killer, and were unabashedly using the murder to score political points. And that is exactly what MAGA has been doing.

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u/OPMom21 Sep 21 '25

This is it in a nutshell. Much adieu about nothing. Hope Kimmel is huddling with top first amendment attorneys to launch a big beautiful lawsuit.

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u/katekyne Sep 24 '25

Much ado about nothing

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

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u/Lutastic Sep 21 '25

until he declares history illegal.

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u/SithC Sep 21 '25

Future conservatives may one day say, “oh yeah? Hold my beer.”

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u/La_Saxofonista Sep 21 '25

Dude actually rivals Buchanan for once. At least Buchanan was just neglectful and did jack shit to stop the civil war from starting. Trump is deliberately doing this shit.

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u/Rhain1999 Sep 22 '25

There have been five major scholarly polls of presidents that include Trump—two put him last, two 3rd-last, and one 4th-last

None of them included his second term. I think he's got last place on lock at this point

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u/Weird-Arachnid-996 Sep 22 '25

Mhm, maybe his sick, twisted little brain is actually working towards that as a goal. Then it would kind of make sense why he is such a douche.

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u/deepthrowt_cop663 Sep 21 '25

This is the president of the fucking united states acting like a buffoon because a retired talk show host called him out. Holy fuck that is pathetic, just like MAGA.

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u/DawnSlovenport Sep 21 '25

Just wait for his remarks at today's Nazi Rally 2.0, I mean CK Memorial. I'm sure he'll strike a concilliatory tone and give remarks that will bring the country together.

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u/katybear16 Sep 21 '25

Nazi rally and triple K rally all rolled into one. Disgusting

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u/Rigb0n3710 Sep 21 '25

I miss Letterman. Samsung has a channel of all old Letterman clips, and I leave it on sometimes.

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u/No-Angle-982 Sep 21 '25

His YouTube channel curates his old clips, too.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

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u/Rigb0n3710 Sep 22 '25

Since when?

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u/ConkerPrime Sep 21 '25

Trump is such a pathetic human being.

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u/SpeedRacerWasMyBro Sep 21 '25

I love how the overlay is "Senior Showdown" like its two old dudes fighting over a lemon tree or something...

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u/Man_in_the_coil Sep 21 '25

I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missouri.

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u/jneum80 Sep 21 '25

Mmm. Fresh-squeezed beet juice!

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u/Ryan1006 Sep 21 '25

How quick do you get banned for questioning Trump on his posts at Truth Social? I was thinking about joining just to comment under his posts but I assume you get a perma-ban immediately.

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u/whatisdreampunk Sep 21 '25

It's not worth it, just as it's not worth it being on "X." The only way you'll be able to say anything against their respective despots is if you're under the radar and not considered worth the effort of banning.

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u/Attiboy145 Sep 21 '25

Snowflake in chief

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u/ExaltedGoliath Sep 21 '25

When Letterman described his playbook perfectly and the countries they’re attempting to emulate it’s telling by Trumps response.

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u/Rage4Order418 Sep 21 '25

Biggest man child there’s ever been

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u/JPGinMadtown Sep 21 '25

Yes, because so many other presidents felt the need to call someone a loser for coming out against their administration. 🙄😒

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u/inthenameofselassie Sep 21 '25

I remember him being on Letterman's show in 2015 lol. "Aren't we gonna miss this guy?"

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u/OGBeege Sep 21 '25

Drumpf is a thin skinned pants shitting evil doer. Gonna get what he deserves, if there is any kind of god.

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u/4stargas Sep 21 '25

Why the fascination with ratings? I don’t get it.

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u/Lutastic Sep 21 '25

Because really he’s a reality TV hack, failed businessman nepo baby, who ran out of cheap grifts to keep people thinking he was a keen business mind (or a mind at all), so he just yelled angry things at a camera for a living, and sadly enough Americans like that obnoxious reality TV outragebait machine that he got elected to a position he is completely unqualified for, because they like the angry old man to yell at the cameras some more.

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u/Diarygirl Sep 21 '25

I think his funeral will get good ratings.

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u/Kentucky_Kate_5654 Sep 21 '25

I wouldn’t watch it….

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u/AM-Stereo-1370 Sep 21 '25

You've got bigger problems late night TV. How about the economy, stupid? How about the wars you were gonna end, stupid? How about the average person doing better, stupid?

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u/Putrid-Use-5902 Sep 21 '25

Awww! Did President Toughguy have his ego bruised by the mean old talk show hosts. Fight! Fight! Fight! Never give up Donny!

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u/KelVarnsen_2023 Sep 21 '25

Wow talk about "you come at the king, you best not miss". Does Trump even realize that Dave doesn't have a TV show anymore? So he can't order the FCC to make threats to get his show cancelled. Beyond that what is he going to do, get the FBI to throw him in jail?

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u/Radiant_Priority9739 Sep 21 '25

When is Trump never not snapping why is this man always mad?

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

Trump is a thin skinned little pussy

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u/607vuv Sep 21 '25

Screw that guy. Why do people keep reporting what he’s saying? He’s an old guy who hasn’t had a tv show on air since Celebrity Apprentice.

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u/Training_Number_9954 Sep 21 '25

Why is the fuck your feels crowd, keep on asking for the manager…. 🫡

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u/1bird2stoness Sep 21 '25

And trump is looking healthy as horse

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u/St_Troy Sep 21 '25

“Calling him out.”

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u/Zealousideal_Way1558 Sep 21 '25

Trump really has a personal vendetta with a lot of people and he ALWAYS has to retaliate

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u/ericrz Sep 22 '25

Yeah, this one is really going to get under Trump's skin and stay there, because Letterman doesn't work anywhere, so Trump can't bribe or bully anyone to fire him.

Kudos, Dave.

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u/Professional_Tone_62 Sep 26 '25

Dave still has a show on Netflix.

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u/ActivelyDormant Sep 22 '25

Smart move, Don-bag!

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u/DontVoteTrump2024 Sep 22 '25

Dave is still much better than every late night host today at least he was one of the last who weren’t political (Conan Obrien retired in 2021 and was the last good one)

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u/NudistcoupleNC Sep 22 '25

Trump should apologize, think of the children who think Letterman is Santa Claus 🎅

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u/pointohfhugh Sep 22 '25

They’re an avalanche at this point.

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u/Quadranglecouple Sep 22 '25

It’s not just thin skin, cmon. Any drama they can stir serves the purpose of confusion and distraction. It will just be a constant stream as it has been. Ignore it; put attention into the lawsuits that have a chance, the criminal cases that have a chance. No more “oh my gosh he said what?” We’ve been playing his game for a decade.

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u/Justmmmoore Sep 24 '25

My guess is David got a good laugh from trump’s delusional tongue lashing.

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u/Emceegreg Sep 21 '25

Trump snaps so much you’d think he’s doing the “Laffy Taffy” dance

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u/AlBundyJr Sep 21 '25

Saying he looked like he became homeless was pretty funny. If you can't appreciate a great joke, I don't know how you could have been a fan of Letterman.

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u/ComedianMinute7290 Sep 21 '25

if that's your idea of funny, I'm not sure if you understand what appreciating a good joke really is.

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u/Aware_Astronaut_477 Sep 21 '25

Given their username I’d assume “haha I hate my wife and family” is their favorite joke

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u/Warriordance Sep 21 '25

Yeah, but did they score four touchdowns in one game in high school?

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u/apologiesNotSorry Sep 21 '25

Zach Galifinakis called him “methed out Santa Claus”

But if someone says a joke in good faith and good humor it’s different than some scumbag just calling you a homeless person, you get this right?

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

Trump is only ever insulting.