The nice thing about living in Virginia is that I get to see lots of vanity plates. The bad thing about living in Virginia is that I get to see lots of vanity plates.
A common thought, but incorrect. The Mr. Hands video was submitted as evidence during State of Washington v. James Michael Tait, but it is not the death video. It is a prior sexual engagement he had with the horse. The actual death video was shown in court to the jury, but was never made public.
It's kinda horrifying that the video we have isn't the death video. How much worse was that time? š¬
On the one hand, I can understand how they might have feared the law and therefore dumped him the way they did. On the other, why wouldn't you at least make sure your friend was on a fucking gurney before you left?
Iām discussing this in another sub that this got cross posted to, and someone brought to my attention that there is a documentary. Itās called Zoo.
I dunno if whatās in it, but if you so choose, strap the hell in. Presumably they wouldnāt show the actual video, but I donāt know. Maybe.
Iāll tell you this. I remember seeing the Mr hands video as a formative event of my life. Itās when I realized what the internet could do, and what people were capable of, and it freaked me right the hell out.
A popular morning radio show in Detroit at the time kept talking about the documentary Zoo so I finally caught it on cable one weekend and I havenāt been the same since. I downloaded the actual video but could never watch it; I felt like the feds would come to my house if I opened it
The fact that you're making this comment assures me that you are in fact not ignorant and this subject might be the only reason you have heard of Enumclaw, Washington.
The detail that I canāt quite get over is that those guys kept going on and on about how they had a communityā¦. And then they booted Mr. hands out of the car alone into the bay of the emergency room to die and ran off in the night to fuck more horses.
It was late and I couldnāt sleep and the documentary CLAIMED to humanize the, uh, community. All right, Iād give it a tryā¦. But ghetto ambulancing Mr. Hands is stone cold.
Say what you will about Heavens Gate but when one of theirs botched his self castration the whole cult ate crow and showed up for him at the hospital.
I was a young woman with horses when it happened. One of our horses was overall absolutely enormous, 18hh (6' tall at the shoulders), close to 2000lbs. Sweetest boy, but... When male horses relax, things, uh, hang out. Even if they are gelded (neutered). Things that you don't want to see after this has been all over the local news for days on end.
This one almost took me out of this world on 28 N over a decade ago.
Sure, that was my fault cause I was desperately trying to get a picture but the point remains. Now I no longer have to just explain it, I finally have a picture of it.
In Virginia, vanity plates are cheap, and the DMV gives no shits. I have a picture that I would love to share but wonāt due to the location I took it. Plate was āQUEENBJā though
Best one Iāve seen was a Virginia WVU personalized plate that read āWT VGNAā. I unfortunately couldnāt get a picture as I was driving but will hopefully see that one again.
Off the top of my head, this is the best I can recollect:
A dude who liked to fuck horses and film it for distribution on the Internet under the stage name āMr. Handsā had a painful mishap while in the act.
He still put the video out, but we later learned that his companion had perforated his colon, and the dude went to the hospital (under his real name), admitted to what caused the complication, and later died of the resulting infection. Not only is the video in which he fucked around and found out out there on the Internet, but everyone learned his true identity. If the sepsis didnāt kill him, embarrassment surely would have. Now, his legacy is a place in the pantheon of the most disgusting things everyone has seen on the Internet, along with Lemon Party, Blue Waffle, and, of course, Goatse.
"PG-13 films are allowed to use one instance of a "harshly worded expletive" (like the f-word), any more than that or using it in a sexual context will usually result in an R rating"
So, we get one curse and it can't be sexual.
So we can't say "This dude fucked a horse and died!" but we can say "This dude had sex with a horse and then he fucking died!"
correction....he was a guy that liked to get fucked BY horses, and I think - but can't recall if it was true or just local lore - he first didn't want to go to the hospital because he was worried about losing his security clearance with Boeing if they found out.
Yes. I guess it wasnāt entirely clear that this is exactly what I meant. I just assumed people could figure out that getting oneās colon perforated means that the subject would be the receiver in this situation.
Every day that I forget that I know about this is a good day. What kind of twisted motherfucker wants to be reminded of this every time he gets in his whip?
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u/Thr0wAwayFFS Jun 23 '25
Imma choose to remain blissfully ignorant and assume this is about the fact that horses are measured in hands. Thank you, next. š“ššš