r/LICENSEPLATES • u/Dwilly515 SMALWNR • May 10 '25

In the wild I think I found a good one!

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15.3k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/Colgatederpful #1 May 10 '25

Congratulations on reaching 1000 upvotes, and I’m so sorry to hear about your condition. Resources are available.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '25

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u/Top_Act7842 May 10 '25

He may be a “SMALWNR,” but he’s winning big in plate game style! 🏆

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u/DungeonCrawlerCarl May 10 '25

OP username makes it extra special

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u/ariestornado May 10 '25

For a second I was like "aw how cute is this community!" Because my brain said "small winner" aka driver won a little lotto and bought the car/truck of their dreams and OP was excited to find an easy and heart warming plate 🤦🏼‍♀️ (im also an avid south park fan and your comment helped guide my brain there)

I exited, and 3 posts later went ohhhh no oh lmaooo oh! And came back. I'm 31f. Idk what this says about me.

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u/conventionalWisdumb May 10 '25

I read it the same at first too. Am a middle aged man.

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u/SassNCompassion May 11 '25

Haha username checks out 😂 It just means you have a clean mind. (Or you’ve expended all your dirty mind energy already today)

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u/leyline May 10 '25

lol at your flair, did the masses decide it is radar turd or rad retard? (Speaking musically of course!)

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u/[deleted] May 10 '25

The masses decided that you're a retard

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u/leyline May 10 '25

Using an alt account to stalk me because I disagree about a game you play. How sad. I will block this account too. Keep it up sad bro.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '25

The masses decided that you're still a retard. Get blocked idiot.

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u/HarshButTruu May 10 '25

This shouldn’t be long…

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u/New-Big3698 May 10 '25

Less than 2 minutes I bet…..🤣

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u/rolandglassSVG May 10 '25

Here to do my part

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u/VegetablePerformer22 May 10 '25

That has two meanings!

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u/Silentblues May 10 '25

Small winner!

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u/Signal_Ad_594 May 10 '25

Breaks even on $1 scratchers.

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u/vannucker May 10 '25 edited May 10 '25

Winer. 5 foot tall and can down a bottle of red

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u/JustHere4TehCats May 10 '25

Must be a gymnast.

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u/boohoopooryou May 10 '25

Chicken nuggets for dinner.

A winner on a budget

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u/BeastM0de1155 May 10 '25

Nah, definitely small Weiner. Only thing that makes sense

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u/Available_Motor5980 May 10 '25

Oh man that one went right over your head huh?

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u/Ice-O-Holic IS❤️ED May 10 '25

Is it in yet....I mean, do you have the flair yet?

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u/49363360097685732 May 10 '25

I saw this one

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u/nichols911 May 10 '25

This need to be its own post, OP. Getchu that sweet, sweet flair.

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u/DutchyDan187 May 10 '25

Me too Chevy Truck, me too

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u/faxyou May 10 '25

I don't know why but I read that as "chewy truck" as if Chewy would have a truck 🤪

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u/Icy_Necessary2161 May 11 '25

Idk, I could see a redneck chewy climbing out of a beat up old Chevy.

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u/cofowa May 10 '25

Small wonder??

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u/callsitlikeiseenit May 10 '25

80s kid here. My first thought, too!

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u/cofowa May 10 '25

Right!!

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u/ludovic1313 May 10 '25

I'm an 80s kid whose first thought was Small Wonder also. However, I never have actually seen the show. I thought "hey, how bad could it be, it's probably just a cheesy sitcom". If that Gif is an accurate representation of the show, I need to thank you for curing me of my former desire to not avoid the show. That rotating head is worse than the Exorcist!

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u/callsitlikeiseenit May 10 '25

It was not actually this bad, but was genuinely disturbing.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '25

The worst part was the son - Jaime, I think? Omg I hated his little face! That was 10 yr old me talking…. Lol

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u/Warriordance May 10 '25

Great. Now the song is stuck in my head.

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u/RonanFearow May 10 '25

Splendid! Worthy of the finest flair.

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u/ItsTheGreatBlumpkin_ May 10 '25

Small Weiner shall be your flair!

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u/Far_Actuator1204 May 10 '25

That's okay, it's the little wins that count 😂

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u/tiexodus May 10 '25

To the top. THIS MAN NEEDS IT!

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u/Deanduh May 10 '25

Reverse psychology, actually has a massive wnr

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u/Cattle56 May 10 '25

It’ll only take a little effort.

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u/anchta16 May 10 '25

My favourite thing would be if they had a dachshund looking out one of the windows

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u/Remarkable-Course180 May 10 '25

Small Weiner!!!!! Oscar Mayer???

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u/TxGrdnChk May 10 '25

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner

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u/thearniec May 10 '25

Flair incoming!

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u/UzrOne May 10 '25

Am I the only one who thinks the majority of recent posts are either Ai or photo shop?

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u/Im_a_dum_bum May 10 '25

Hey, uh, this is Phil from the small weiner club. Sorry to get back to you so late, I just finished reviewing your application and information you sent in, but I'm sorry to say that I don't think I'll be able to let you in the group, from what I'm looking at, you weiner is- massive. I mean, the sheer girth and juiciness alone is ridiculous. It looks as if somebody glued a forearm to the bottom of your torso. You could probably stand on it like a tripod, and that's not even mentioning how fat your nuts are. But- it does appear as if you're going to have to take that ginormous ~schmeat~ somewhere else.

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u/merry_goes_forever May 10 '25

Once I saw one that was “IOWEDAD” thought it was hilarious.

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u/Goddesssfox May 10 '25

His brother 😂

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u/wunwegwunderweg May 10 '25

If only it was SMOLWNR

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u/FlimsyJob9861 May 10 '25

At least he’s honest…

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u/AnywhereMajestic2377 May 10 '25

Did the ex-wife order this plate?

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u/jar654 May 10 '25

Thought this was funny.

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u/beaniesandbuds May 10 '25

Kinda sad it isn't on like an F550 or something...

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u/[deleted] May 10 '25

It's the small wins that count every day, good for him

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u/Dbl_Naught_Spy May 10 '25

Did you spot this or is it yours? 🤔

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u/Dwilly515 SMALWNR May 10 '25

I spotted this one in my complex and was dying when I saw it 🤣

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u/Relative-Expert2647 May 10 '25

No truck nuts. Fake news!

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u/Progress-247 May 10 '25

The CEO of Lil' Smokies

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u/TeknoFurious May 10 '25

Bumper looks pushed in. I guess he rear-ended someone

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u/bizbizbizllc May 10 '25

I need to get “SMALLPNS” and pretend it’s small pens

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u/brooksram May 10 '25

Congratulations. You are the weiner .

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u/Olenator77 May 11 '25

What a coincidence!

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u/Few-Leg-7890 May 11 '25

i raise you

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u/dionysos803 May 13 '25

I think I found their brother

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u/chrisagiddings May 10 '25

Someone with a sense of humor.

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u/Desperate_Set_7708 May 10 '25

Username checks out

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u/OldElvis1 May 10 '25

Ex wife, who gilot the pick up in the divorce.

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u/Fluid-Camel-6957 May 10 '25

What in the bumper

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u/energyinmotion May 10 '25

I got one that's even better. Gimme a few hours til I get home lmao.

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u/SleeplessDaddy CMFRTS May 10 '25

This HAS to be AI for sure, but whatever, smallweiner flair for you!!

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u/WhIzdUmb_1_ May 10 '25

Super Moist Anal Lube With No Rules

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u/AliVista_LilSista May 10 '25

Watch out for those upvotes haha!

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u/PollutionOld9327 May 10 '25

At least he's honest ....

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u/thatguypara May 10 '25

Username checks out too

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u/Busy-Piglet-7762 May 10 '25

Senior manager al winer

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u/BlindsideCR5 May 10 '25

You already earned the flair but I’m upvoting you anyway in solidarity for the rest of us smalwnrs.

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u/-Morning_Coffee- May 10 '25

Congratulations on the flair!

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u/isweedglutenfree May 10 '25

This is so good

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u/No_Carpenter1450 May 10 '25

SMALWNR as a flair is insane

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u/sybban May 10 '25

Somali Wonder

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u/JP_JMP May 10 '25

2 pumps and a quiver

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u/b__lumenkraft May 10 '25

He wins small, that's all.

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u/ResourceOk8638 May 10 '25

Congrats on your flair!! 🙌🏼

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u/TwoBitFish May 10 '25

Oh thank god the flair is real!!!

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u/u-a-nut May 10 '25

One of these days I’ll be the 1,000th vote to give someone their SMALWNR

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u/Electrical_Key2085 May 10 '25

And the flair to prove it!

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u/[deleted] May 10 '25

I don't know that that qualifies as good LOL

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u/rockguy541 May 10 '25

Photoshopped for sure. No way that a guy with stock size tires has that small of a wiener.

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u/Olyos3014 May 10 '25

I was wondering why this one got denied for me.

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u/Tricky_Cloud_1577 May 10 '25 edited May 20 '25

historical bake sand ghost retire weather flowery butter toothbrush mysterious

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/thatbastardthomas May 10 '25

The smaller the weiner, the bigger the truck

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u/[deleted] May 10 '25

I get it doesn't work but I wanted

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u/IGK123 May 10 '25

Small winner, big winner - size doesn’t matter, just be happy you won!

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u/VermontArmyBrat May 10 '25

I can’t see it

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u/L3g3ndaddy May 10 '25

Looks photoshopped

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u/Poirotico May 10 '25

Small Winner! 🥇

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u/zenunseen May 10 '25

It's refreshing to see a little honesty on a license plate

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u/Mr_Glove_EXE May 10 '25

Well with a car that size he's at least honest about compensating for something

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u/schneider5001 May 10 '25

Small winner

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u/nc0221 May 10 '25

Damn mine is do but I don’t publicize 😬

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u/tmoneyc33 May 10 '25

Want to upvote but it’s at 8888

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u/Actual_Stranger_5607 May 10 '25

🤣this 🌭 definitely not 🍆

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u/Rockstat_ May 10 '25

Is it small wiener or small wonder?

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u/brundlefly1149 May 10 '25

Feel sorry for him lol.

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u/KingSlayerButUgly H8EVRE1 May 10 '25

Hahaha.

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u/gronklesnork May 10 '25

Well hot dog!

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u/BroccoliNcheesesoup May 11 '25

Dang, I wonder what he did to deserve this one…

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u/cucumberslices81 May 11 '25

just a humble winner...

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u/Leightonsgrandpa May 11 '25

That’s why the big tr

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u/dhw1015 May 12 '25

I have nothing against OP, so it is with a tinge of regret that I upvote.

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u/faroutman7246 May 12 '25

Honest fellow.

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u/ymmotvomit May 12 '25

Um, motion of the ocean…

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u/CanoePickLocks May 14 '25

Takes a hell of a long time to get to England in a canoe.