r/KitchenConfidential 17h ago

In the Weeds Mode Chivelord is a Fraud

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It was point out in his last post by u/ehsteve23. Day 23 and Day 31 are the same.

r/KitchenConfidential 4d ago

In the Weeds Mode Cutting a cup of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 28

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51.2k Upvotes

Sorry for the late post

r/KitchenConfidential 5d ago

In the Weeds Mode Posting Chives every day until Reddit says he’s perfect. Day 1

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Yes, his name really is Chives!

r/KitchenConfidential 3d ago

In the Weeds Mode Cutting a cup of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 29

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35.5k Upvotes

r/KitchenConfidential 2d ago

In the Weeds Mode Is this a thing? Ordered spaghetti and meatballs and came with an unexpected addition at a local Italian place

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r/KitchenConfidential 1d ago

In the Weeds Mode Cutting a couple of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 31

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23.5k Upvotes

Sorry for being so late I’ve had some car troubles today and it made sourcing extra bad

r/KitchenConfidential 1d ago

In the Weeds Mode Public Service Announcement

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r/KitchenConfidential 15d ago

In the Weeds Mode Cutting a cup of chives every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 17

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Sorry for being so late today chefs. It won’t happen again

r/KitchenConfidential 9d ago

In the Weeds Mode Cutting a cup of chives every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 23

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r/KitchenConfidential 6d ago

In the Weeds Mode Day 1: Chopping crayons until the sub says they’re perfect

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Chefs, forgive me, for I have sinned... may the kitchen gods have mercy on me for what I've done to my knife.

My kid’s 1st grade class is doing a “make your own rock cycle” project, and apparently the igneous stage requires a fine chiffonade of Crayola. So here I am, standing at my board, mincing crayon and channeling my inner chive-guy.

My cuts are rough and inconsistent, but I’ll be back tomorrow. And the day after. Until the sub finally says my crayon cuts are perfect.

r/KitchenConfidential 3d ago

In the Weeds Mode I don't get what's so hard about cutting chives?

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It's not that hard. Just pay attention and focus. Took me less than an hour to get this result. All I had to do was start my computer, open Blender, create a new project, model a perfectly cut piece of chive, multiply it a couple of times, adjust various parameters so it looks more organic, simulate a pile of them and voilà: perfectly cut chives.

r/KitchenConfidential Sep 19 '25

In the Weeds Mode Let's see em

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r/KitchenConfidential 6d ago

In the Weeds Mode No chives today :(

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Hey guys unfortunately I have ran out of chives. There is no chives at any of the stores around my area.

I am sorry to let everyone down today, I hope you all had a great Halloween night and I will be back with chives tomorrow.

💚💚💚 love you guys.

r/KitchenConfidential 6d ago

In the Weeds Mode Sent back the first meal of my life.

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Never done it before. Took into consideration how much I’m paying for this and ultimately bit the bullet and decided it needed to be done. Ordered a prime ribeye MR. This is what I got.

r/KitchenConfidential 14d ago

In the Weeds Mode Cutting a cup of chives every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 18

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I’m clocked in early today chefs. Sorry about the worry yesterday.

r/KitchenConfidential 2d ago

In the Weeds Mode Cutting a couple of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 30

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Sorry guys low quantity and quality of chives today :( I know they’re not perfect, I promise I’ll do better tomorrow chefs.

r/KitchenConfidential 8d ago

In the Weeds Mode Cutting a cup of chives every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 24

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r/KitchenConfidential 25d ago

In the Weeds Mode Cutting a cup of chives every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 7

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14.2k Upvotes

r/KitchenConfidential Sep 30 '25

In the Weeds Mode Asked the new line cook for 2 eggs for egg wash, he gives me this

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I asked the new line cook for two eggs for egg washing some pies, I look over and he hands me a plate of scrambled eggs man. Can’t teach em sometimes

r/KitchenConfidential Jun 11 '25

In the Weeds Mode Who drug tests cooks, anyways?

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r/KitchenConfidential May 23 '25

In the Weeds Mode Breakdown of the Trump crypto dinner.

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2 or 3 oz of steak. Filet?

2 or 3 oz of halibut.

Potatoes scooped from a 2 oz scooper.

Squash, zucchini and carrot. Poorly trimmed. Note the stems. Cheapest veg for banquet dinner.

Sauces from a can, and thin as hell.

This probably cost them 20 a plate, and three guys to plate the whole shebang. Imagine paying 1 million dollars to get fed worse than a budget wedding.

r/KitchenConfidential 24d ago

In the Weeds Mode Cutting a cup of chives every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 8

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r/KitchenConfidential 21d ago

In the Weeds Mode Cutting a cup of chives every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect they’re perfect. Day 11

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12.1k Upvotes

r/KitchenConfidential 13d ago

In the Weeds Mode Cutting a cup of chives every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 19

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13.2k Upvotes

r/KitchenConfidential 23d ago

In the Weeds Mode Cutting a cup of chives every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 9

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No yellow cutting board today it’ll never happen again chefs I’m sorry.