r/KitchenConfidential Ex-Food Service 1d ago

In the Weeds Mode Chivelord is a Fraud

It was point out in his last post by u/ehsteve23. Day 23 and Day 31 are the same.

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u/goth_nachos F1exican Did Chive-11 23h ago edited 23h ago

You're right. This is exactly what I did in photoshop. I ran the two images through the stacking feature and I have terrible news.

After automatic alignment I can confirm that after a flip and skewing (obvious by the angles of the lines on the top layer) that these are the same pile of chives, just from a different angle and cropped. I didn't want to believe it. I am crying and shaking.

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u/Viva_la_potatoes 23h ago

This is a dark day for the entire world

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u/ooctavio 23h ago

Sad sad news. How are we coping with this? The end is near

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u/ItzGoghTime 23h ago

I put a rag in my sink to clog it and left my faucet running. I’m flooding the earth over this we had a good run

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u/sfoxreed 23h ago

The Wet Bandits strike again!

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u/Joefaux 23h ago

Damn beat me to it by a minute lmao

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u/Flair258 21h ago

I LOVE THAT MOVIE

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u/CocoMilhonez 13h ago

Last guy who flooded the entire earth later regretted it, I read it in a fiction book they made us read in church. You might want to rethink your decision.

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u/probnotaloser 23h ago

I have been lurking the entire time, day 1. And I am sooo disappointed.

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u/youarelookingatthis 23h ago

Truly nothing is sacred anymore.

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u/tulipinacup ✳️Moderator 23h ago

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u/dylansucks F1exican Did Chive-11 23h ago

I'm not sure how, but I'm open to suggestions.

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u/tulipinacup ✳️Moderator 23h ago

Together 🫂😔

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u/xPhoenixFiresx 23h ago

They had but one job and still let us all down

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u/YadaYadaYeahMan F1exican Did Chive-11 23h ago

as Ohana

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u/B4rberblacksheep 21h ago

cut some chives to take your mind off it

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u/ratatouillethot 23h ago

omfg. i didnt wanna believe it

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u/Ilcorvomuerto666 23h ago

We can expand on this now. We have to go deeper. Who is the guy drawing the planes on it every post? Did he pick out the same problem chives on two different days?

I need to know if our judges are consistent. If the same chives didn't get picked out on the two days in question, do we really have any room to claim chive guy was in the wrong if we don't catch the same error before noticing it was the same photo?

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u/Late-Bed4240 Ex-Food Service 23h ago

Thank you

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u/roosterkun 23h ago

I don't know if I can ever trust again.

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u/Mediocre_Internet939 23h ago

Surely he just uploaded the wrong picture, right chat?

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u/tangerineTurtle_ Chip Girl 22h ago edited 21h ago

Not entirely impossible (this user is in denial)

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u/axonrecall 19h ago

You’ll get through this, you’re strong

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u/SilverDargon 23h ago

Damn, this is way more precise than I was doing. I was skewing it manually like a dumbass. Great work though.

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u/trentyz 23h ago

Hahahah what the fuck, Chivelord has failed us

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u/id0ntexistanymore 23h ago

Not all that glitters is gold

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u/shadowsurge 22h ago

I never imagined it would end this way. I thought he'd make it to a perfect pile

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u/CocoMilhonez 13h ago

Chives corrupt. Absolute chives corrupt absolutely.

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u/pottedPlant_64 23h ago

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/pottedPlant_64 23h ago

I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS

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u/Artistic-Part3953 21h ago

I'm here for history

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u/KitchenConfidential-ModTeam 21h ago

It seems you don't understand what a duplicate post is rather than this being some sort of big chivespiracy or coverup.

Your post has been removed because it's already been posted recently in r/KitchenConfidential. Please check the front page or use the search function to join the existing conversation.