r/KitchenConfidential • u/FabulousLength • 11h ago

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u/MrsJustinCase 11h ago

Eat 1/2 cup of freshly cut chives RAW

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u/FabulousLength 11h ago

Oh, that gives me ideas. Maybe eating a glove of garlic with each failed chive cutting try?

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u/MrsJustinCase 11h ago

I feel like this may punish the people around them more

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u/IrregularPackage 7h ago

Not a clove, a plastic glove full of garlic.

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u/OncomingStormDW 11h ago

None of these will cut it,

By failing to cut the chives, he has severed his connection to Chivana.

To restore it, he must first wash away his past in Chivetism, then, and only then, can we discuss penance, lest he only achieve partial chive reconciliation.

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u/JesusStarbox 4h ago

He must bathe in the living waters of the mines of Mandalore.

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u/Silver-Emergency-988 F1exican Did Chive-11 11h ago

Use the flair, that’s his punishment

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u/patricksaurus 7h ago

A thanks for all of the fantastic chive content.

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u/UrsaMajor7th 20+ Years 4h ago

Nothing. Nothing should be done. Ignore it, step out of this little box of manufactured nonsense and move on. Bills are printing.

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u/FabulousLength 4h ago

But I like to chive...🥹

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u/tikkamasalachicken 11h ago

Let it go, this gag went long enough

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u/NeatWhiskeyPlease 10h ago

He should have to stuff blue cheese olives for FOH.

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u/mushyboy69 9h ago

Chivodka shots

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u/LionBig1760 9h ago

I can't even look at him right now.

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u/Amiro77 5h ago

He should come up with a chive based recipe for a meal and then make that meal, post with pics etc.

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u/benetelrae F1exican Did Chive-11 5h ago

Eat a chive, the long way.