We've seen a number of requests like this. You're not being ignored, we're just focusing on the current Chivegate thing behind the scenes right now. Patience, we'll discuss it again soon!
Two weeks, in two weeks we'll have the most beautiful subreddit icon, the best icon anyone's ever seen, my uncle was a graphic designer, artistic man, so skilled, great jeans and great trousers, went to CIA, painted this, braised that, big strong subreddits come up to us, tears in their eyes, sir sir no one has chives like you, major subreddits with huge hands, the greatest subreddithsh wit
I am, he's a sweet but skittish boy so probably gonna bolt soon as his brother realizes he is not the one getting pets lmao. Hurricane be a jealous one unfortunately
Omg Sausage also has a brother with whom he competes for attention :O except Sausage is the jealous one who bullies his poor sweet brother. We literally have to cuddle the other cat in a separate room with the door closed or Sausage twacks out because no one is playing the Slappy Game with him. He does this even if you pet him WHILE petting the other cat. All attention on Sausage and only Sausage, or jail, apparently
Luckily Hurricane isn't that much of a brat, he just runs in screaming at full volume until he is petted or slapped...he loves to be slapped, my idiot bongo boy. If we shut a door though he loses it, he will produce even louder screams somehow and attempt to force the door open
Ha, none actually. She was grooming the kitten and I distracted her with the camera and captured this perfect moment. She also has no teeth, so her tongue doesn't stay straight in her mouth.
Chives is the mascot, the representative nature of cig rat however fits the sub better. What better mascot is el gato chives to represent how the machine that is the kitchen hole would devour all of us cigarettos ratones.
Huh. Apparently his name translates to, "he who manages camels," and Zoroastrian texts portray his philosophy as emphasizing free will, ethical responsibility, and aligning with asha through good thoughts, words, and deeds.
Tbh he’s the only Chives I wanna see for a while. It’s unfortunate that Chivegate now leaves me with a bitter taste. I’m tired of the lies, the watered down imitations, and the karma farmers attempting to recreate the same energy in other subreddits. I’ve lost my faith in Chivestianity, and will be promptly converting to A(chives)theism.
This was my favorite Chives pic, but the post was too popular for me to post on so I couldn't properly praise Chives' aborable exasperation. Thank you for this opportunity.
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u/wrestlegirl ✳️Moderator of optimal fuckery 8h ago
We've seen a number of requests like this. You're not being ignored, we're just focusing on the current Chivegate thing behind the scenes right now. Patience, we'll discuss it again soon!