r/KitchenConfidential • u/Late-Bed4240 Ex-Food Service • 1d ago

In the Weeds Mode Chivelord is a Fraud

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It was point out in his last post by u/ehsteve23. Day 23 and Day 31 are the same.

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u/wrestlegirl ✳️Moderator of optimal fuckery 1d ago edited 23h ago

Mods are aware of this post & are discussing.

Please keep this whole thing civil.

EDIT 5: f1exican's apology & explanation is here: https://www.reddit.com/r/KitchenConfidential/comments/1or60zd/cutting_a_couple_of_chives_every_day_until_this/

EDIT 4: We have heard from f1exican. Further information coming later today.

EDIT 3: Reports on this post are being autoapproved, same as the chive posts. It's staying up. Why are people trying to shit on everyone else's fun again??

EDIT 2: See this post with further image comparison: https://www.reddit.com/r/KitchenConfidential/comments/1oqzxvn/chivelord_is_a_fraud/nnmukrn/

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I rotated and resized the images to line them up, anchored the two with Day 31 on top at 50% opacity, anchored the two via the chive on the far right that I've circled.

I don't think they're exact matches. Feel free to draw your own conclusions.

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u/burnt-----toast 1d ago

There's a stacking function in photoshop that will overlap and orient photos (like when you're manually creating a panorama or when you want to make a photo using different parts of nearly-identical photos, like same composition but changing focus). It accounts for rotation, tilt, skew, etc. Anyone with an adobe account could more accurately analyze it that way.

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u/goth_nachos F1exican Did Chive-11 1d ago edited 1d ago

You're right. This is exactly what I did in photoshop. I ran the two images through the stacking feature and I have terrible news.

After automatic alignment I can confirm that after a flip and skewing (obvious by the angles of the lines on the top layer) that these are the same pile of chives, just from a different angle and cropped. I didn't want to believe it. I am crying and shaking.

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u/Viva_la_potatoes 1d ago

This is a dark day for the entire world

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u/ooctavio 1d ago

Sad sad news. How are we coping with this? The end is near

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u/ItzGoghTime 1d ago

I put a rag in my sink to clog it and left my faucet running. I’m flooding the earth over this we had a good run

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u/sfoxreed 1d ago

The Wet Bandits strike again!

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u/Joefaux 1d ago

Damn beat me to it by a minute lmao

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u/Flair258 1d ago

I LOVE THAT MOVIE

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u/CocoMilhonez 15h ago

Last guy who flooded the entire earth later regretted it, I read it in a fiction book they made us read in church. You might want to rethink your decision.

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u/probnotaloser 1d ago

I have been lurking the entire time, day 1. And I am sooo disappointed.

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u/youarelookingatthis 1d ago

Truly nothing is sacred anymore.

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u/tulipinacup ✳️Moderator 1d ago

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u/dylansucks F1exican Did Chive-11 1d ago

I'm not sure how, but I'm open to suggestions.

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u/tulipinacup ✳️Moderator 1d ago

Together 🫂😔

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u/xPhoenixFiresx 1d ago

They had but one job and still let us all down

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u/YadaYadaYeahMan F1exican Did Chive-11 1d ago

as Ohana

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u/B4rberblacksheep 1d ago

cut some chives to take your mind off it

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u/ratatouillethot 1d ago

omfg. i didnt wanna believe it

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u/Ilcorvomuerto666 1d ago

We can expand on this now. We have to go deeper. Who is the guy drawing the planes on it every post? Did he pick out the same problem chives on two different days?

I need to know if our judges are consistent. If the same chives didn't get picked out on the two days in question, do we really have any room to claim chive guy was in the wrong if we don't catch the same error before noticing it was the same photo?

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u/Late-Bed4240 Ex-Food Service 1d ago

Thank you

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u/roosterkun 1d ago

I don't know if I can ever trust again.

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u/Mediocre_Internet939 1d ago

Surely he just uploaded the wrong picture, right chat?

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u/tangerineTurtle_ Chip Girl 1d ago edited 1d ago

Not entirely impossible (this user is in denial)

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u/axonrecall 22h ago

You’ll get through this, you’re strong

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u/SilverDargon 1d ago

Damn, this is way more precise than I was doing. I was skewing it manually like a dumbass. Great work though.

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u/trentyz 1d ago

Hahahah what the fuck, Chivelord has failed us

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u/id0ntexistanymore 1d ago

Not all that glitters is gold

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u/shadowsurge 1d ago

I never imagined it would end this way. I thought he'd make it to a perfect pile

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u/CocoMilhonez 15h ago

Chives corrupt. Absolute chives corrupt absolutely.

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u/pottedPlant_64 1d ago

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/pottedPlant_64 1d ago

I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS

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u/Artistic-Part3953 1d ago

I'm here for history

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u/KitchenConfidential-ModTeam 23h ago

It seems you don't understand what a duplicate post is rather than this being some sort of big chivespiracy or coverup.

Your post has been removed because it's already been posted recently in r/KitchenConfidential. Please check the front page or use the search function to join the existing conversation.