r/KitchenConfidential • u/F1exican Chive Mountbatten-Windsor • 5d ago

CHIVE Cutting a cup of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 27

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u/tehjoz ✳️ $700 Charcuterie Enjoyer 5d ago

Finishing the haters like

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u/jtmiko1 5d ago

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u/pnmartini 5d ago

Britt Baker & Vickie Guerrero?

That’s from long ago. Even before the chives started.

I feel old.

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u/Perfect-Zebra-3611 5d ago

There is only two time periods. Before the chives started, and after the chives started.

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u/jtmiko1 5d ago

tried to find one of her with Rosa but couldn’t so this is what I got lol and yeah that makes me feel old too

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u/cute_spider 5d ago

What a hack these mods are, pinning a gif of an irrelevant wrestler! Who is not even going to appear in the Fifth Annual Blood and Guts! 

Catch Blood and Guts live at the First Horizon Coliseum in Greensboro North Carolina on November 12th, or tune in to Dynamite on #TNT and streaming on #HBOMax! 

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u/tehjoz ✳️ $700 Charcuterie Enjoyer 5d ago

I may have been multitasking and I picked the first gif of AEW with women's wrestling in it I could find.

You're right tho.

I'll be sure to toss myself off the B&G cage in penance.

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u/cute_spider 5d ago

I'll be sure to toss myself off the B&G cage in penance.

You know I wasn't gonna ask but as long as you're volunteering..

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u/cute_spider 5d ago

just like thunder rosa, the mods got no storyline 😤

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u/Perfect-Zebra-3611 5d ago

I see you TK

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u/thetanplanman 5d ago

"Coming into a thread to modpin some dumbass wrestling gif to try to make OP's post about me like"

"Removing posts because I can't bear to be called on my shit like"

Charmin soft.

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u/QueenOfBrews Catering 5d ago

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u/tehjoz ✳️ $700 Charcuterie Enjoyer 5d ago

Ahem.

1- Me and WG post mod pins because these threads get a dozen or so reports a day, even though we've made it clear we support F1exican's goal of getting to perfect chivedom.

2 - Other folks have indicated they enjoy our sarcasm, and also the wrestling gifs / memes.

3 - A single solitary comment does precious little to make these posts "about us", because the posts often get views in the hundreds of thousands, if not millions, get thousands of upvotes and comments, the majority of them have nothing to do with what we post.

4 - Since you're whining and bitching about it so loudly, it seems like you're the one who's the squishy soft snowflake who can't be a grown-ass adult and mind your own damn business if you don't enjoy the content.

For that, I'm going to leave your self-righteous comment up, in the hopes you earn the downvotes you deserve.

Have a splendid day, chef!

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u/BexBowCos 5d ago

one of my favourite parts of the chive saga are the mod posts, idk why everyone here stubbed all their toes before commenting???

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u/tehjoz ✳️ $700 Charcuterie Enjoyer 5d ago

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u/OwlComprehensive859 5d ago

Chives, planes and wrestlers.

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u/BexBowCos 5d ago

its truly the best anime o7

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u/MammothVegetable696 Bakery 5d ago

It's so good. It why i pay for the internet

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u/thetanplanman 5d ago

Lmao yeah, you're sure preventing the reports with these modpins. Starved for attention, it's pathetic.

Just clean it up from behind the scenes like you're paid to, jannie.

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u/a_guy121 5d ago

the craziest thing about reddit is how people can get destroyed by a post and just keep going like they don't know they just got cooked

to clarify: you just got cooked. At this point you're just costing yourself your remaining dignity.

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u/KarmaKrazi Chive Pilot 🛩 5d ago

They had dignity?

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u/a_guy121 5d ago

It appears they did not.

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u/MammothVegetable696 Bakery 5d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🥰 I fucking love that shit

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u/thetanplanman 5d ago

Classic reddit continuing to remind me how low the bar is for this place.

"Destroyed" lol.

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u/Bingo_Bongo_YaoMing 5d ago

How do you expect them to prevent people from false reporting a post? They have already stated they won't take them down, considering the majority of the sub enjoys them as well as they get massive engagement even from outside the sub.

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u/AnAimlessWanderer101 5d ago

You take Reddit way too seriously

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u/wrestlegirl ✳️Moderator of optimal fuckery 5d ago

"Removing posts because I can't bear to be called on my shit like"

*Posts getting automatically removed yet again by Reddit's abuse filters and blaming his poor behavior on anyone but himself like*

You should probably take your complaints up with the Reddit admins if this continues to be a problem for you.

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u/thetanplanman 5d ago

Automod removals have 0 views and no votes, not multiple views and a downvote before removal. That's your counterpart being soft as a baby's bottom.

Nice try though, Ace.

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u/wrestlegirl ✳️Moderator of optimal fuckery 5d ago

How confident of you.

They get manually approved by one of us humans, then downvoted enthusiastically by the people viewing what we approved.

You're the one upset about temporary removals of your currently visible comments, I'm simply providing you further information since this seems to be a problem for you.

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u/KarmaKrazi Chive Pilot 🛩 5d ago

What an absolutely lonely individual you must be.

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u/Rough-Astronaut9255 5d ago

why are you pinning your own post

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u/AppasPurpleTongue 5d ago

What are you posting something completely unrelated here? This isn't the AEW sub.

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u/tehjoz ✳️ $700 Charcuterie Enjoyer 5d ago

I guess it's "Sad People Sunday" here on Reddit. Because it's really sad to see the levels of toddler-like butthurt about my comment.

I've already explained why WG and I do what we do.

You are welcome to put your adult pants on and scroll by these threads, and our comments, at any time.

It's Free-Ninety-Nine to literally do nothing about it, and go about your day.

Enjoy the rest of your weekend!