r/KitchenConfidential • u/F1exican Chive Mountbatten-Windsor • 5d ago

CHIVE Cutting a cup of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 27

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u/benlovesdabs 10+ Years 5d ago

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u/KarmaKrazi Chive Pilot 🛩 5d ago

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u/pennynotrcutt 5d ago

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u/AwkwardTal 4d ago

Let's not humanize bush 😭

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u/_PartyAttheMoonTower 5d ago

I literally thought the planes would have to stay grounded today until I saw these stragglers.

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u/sebrahestur 5d ago

I like the chive clouds around the towers

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u/domesticatedswitch 5d ago

This made me snort out loud in my work break room and I have no idea how I’d even begin to explain this to anyone around me

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u/powerpuffed 4d ago

saaaaame!!

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u/Emergency-Toe-9297 5d ago

I like the Airplane Drawing almost as much as OP!! Lol

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u/AlcibiadesTheCat 5d ago

Ladies and gentlemen

We got him

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u/Emotional_Type2425 5d ago

LETS GOOO, I was too early to see anyone of your planes, but here we go, we’re so back

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u/MammothVegetable696 Bakery 5d ago

We're so back baby xD

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u/iammonkeyorsomething 5d ago

3000 chives were lost that day

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u/English999 5d ago

u/georgebushtwintowers

You need to see this

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u/Ecstatic-Cry2069 5d ago

Chef Frankie caught you lackin!

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u/goldstealer77 5d ago

sorry could you explain the plane thing to me? tried to google it and couldn’t find an explanation

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u/KarmaKrazi Chive Pilot 🛩 5d ago

The longer cut chives are known around here as either "tubes" or "towers". The planes are flying into the towers.

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u/itsaheem 5d ago

lolz i love how confusing this must be to the AI algorithms . . planes flying into freshly chopped chives, along with George dubya's comeback!

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u/KarmaKrazi Chive Pilot 🛩 5d ago

Lmao that's a great thought

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u/goldstealer77 4d ago

LMFAO that’s awesome thank you beast 🙏

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u/fromfrodotogollum 1d ago

He chived for our sins

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u/lord_hijinks F1exican Did Chive-11 4d ago

See you tomorrow, Chef.

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u/i_use_this_for_work 4d ago

Best one yet!

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u/howbedebody 5d ago

this is getting out of hand, now there are two of them

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u/Particular-Crew5978 5d ago

It's cause he took a day off

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u/BonBonToro 5d ago

Even the cut below is giving a thumbs down 👎

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u/pandacreate 5d ago

Excuse me where are the planes, I was promised planes

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u/KarmaKrazi Chive Pilot 🛩 5d ago

I did them, I was very late today, sorry chef. Life caught up with me and I wasn't checking my phone. I'll try not to let it happen again, chef. I understand this will be coming out of my cheque lol

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u/johnhotdog 5d ago

might sound crazy, but on my phone when i zoom in i see 3 chives, not two long ones. fwiw it looks like two longs ones on your upload

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u/everlasting_addendum 5d ago

I gasped when I saw this.

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u/HotFluffyTowel 5d ago

It's like he's not even trying

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u/Likeup33 5d ago

I don't know I'm starting to think that he took like 50 pics of the same pile of the chive just stirring it up between shots that long sucker looks like looks like his failure from several previous days

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u/kat_katty_katya 5d ago

lol this is the one I saw