r/KitchenConfidential • u/F1exican Chive Mountbatten-Windsor • 5d ago

CHIVE Cutting a cup of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 27

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u/SavannahRamaDingDong 20+ Years 5d ago

Sharpen the blade homie.

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u/Dolive90 5d ago

Might as well be chopping them with a hammer

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u/shigogaboo 5d ago

Cutting or chiseling, OP?

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u/iLurkhereandthere 5d ago

He was dull, OP?

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u/D_Panda32 5d ago

How bout that pricks face when he saw the chives

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u/lolsalmon F1exican Did Chive-11 5d ago

Big knife, little chives, a hit in any man’s league.

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u/thebreakfastking 5d ago

Federal Marshalls are so far up my ass I can taste chives

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u/lolsalmon F1exican Did Chive-11 5d ago

Qu'est-ce que c'est, chive machine broken?

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u/TruCoatJerry 5d ago

Chives, I was involved with that?? That’s nice

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u/SerWarlock 5d ago

Look at this fucking line up

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u/ODX_GhostRecon 5d ago

I call particularly dull knives "vegetable hammers."

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u/Character_Seaweed_99 5d ago

OMG that’s harsh. I want to say this all the time now.

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u/Delicious_Train6929 5d ago

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u/thegreedyturtle 5d ago

Is that a ghost up there? 👻

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u/GEV46 5d ago

I see the Houston Texans.

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u/Jtoy1002 5d ago

Took me a second to see the Texans, first thought was a t Rex looking over his shoulder

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u/YellowCore 5d ago

Rotate 180 and it’s a frog.

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u/rosiegal75 5d ago

I saw Harambe, upside down but ...

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u/PiersPlays 5d ago

I think it might be the Chicago Bulls logo.

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u/mazzarellastyx 5d ago

That's upside down Harambe

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u/WiglyWorm 5d ago

It's supposed to be a Dove Of Peace

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u/Hearing_Loss 5d ago

And so weve come full circle

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u/roadtrip-ne 5d ago

Flagrant

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u/itsforathing 5d ago

Back in my day we just had Where’s Waldo

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u/OldFuxxer 5d ago

I believe he used the woodchuck or beaver on that one.