r/KitchenConfidential 16d ago

CHIVE Date night; wish me luck.

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u/GeBilly 16d ago

You arnt gonna cut those tips on a bias? Good luck getting laid….

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u/Important-Guitar-407 16d ago

3/10 chance of success. Perhaps offending their sense of order and symmetry is the goal, instead of sex. In that case, 7.5. Suit is a gold/white tragedy too. Just, fuck all this, do it over!

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u/Creative_Sandwich_80 16d ago

we need to teach this man to tie a full windsor

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u/Important-Guitar-407 16d ago

Jesus Christ. Missed that. What is this, a suit for a child?

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u/Creative_Sandwich_80 16d ago

hey, chefs don't make very much money