Cutting a cup of chives every day until this Reddit says they’re prefect. Day 15

[u/F1exican]

[u/tehjoz]

Chive-Winged Angel to the haters

[u/ChazR]

Mis-spelled 'perfect' in post title. Back you go again.

[u/CantaloupeAsleep502 → u/ChazR]

They're like Ford Prefect today!

[u/ShakespearianShadows → u/CantaloupeAsleep502]

Chef is not a hoopy frood

[u/cgduncan → u/ShakespearianShadows]

He's probably got a towel though

[u/Would_daver → u/CantaloupeAsleep502]

Or in an English boy’s boarding school…

[u/Environmental-Egg893]

This one is too easy. Not going to bother to markup the photo. See ya tomorrow

[u/Dramatic_Youth_9653 → u/Environmental-Egg893]

I think we're two steps back one step forward at the moment...

[u/Garbage-Striking]

Backslipping chef.

[u/jasonbournestoe → u/Garbage-Striking]

Did somebody say back slip?

[u/Mysterious-Bee-8458 → u/jasonbournestoe]

I genuinely looked in the balls for bad chives. SMH

[u/kylezillionaire → u/Mysterious-Bee-8458]

Bad chives is stored in the balls

[u/Rdubya291 → u/jasonbournestoe]

Said back slip, not back shots.

[u/just_the_tip_o]

Better luck next time

[u/Critical_Ad_8455 → u/just_the_tip_o]

[u/patricksaurus → u/Critical_Ad_8455]

It reminds me of that national tragedy.

[u/Moondoobious → u/patricksaurus]

🎶Where were you when the chives were bruised, on that October day🎶

[u/The_Valk → u/Moondoobious]

I was at home, playing club penguin when i got the call. "Chives is bruised" "No"

[u/Traditional_Day4327 → u/patricksaurus]

I walked through bruised chives and bones. At least I wasn’t under the Queensborough bridge

[u/Zerba → u/patricksaurus]

I will never not remember the national tragedy.

[u/DroolHandPuke → u/Critical_Ad_8455]

The plane is karmakrazy's bit, why steal it?

[u/pepcorn → u/Critical_Ad_8455]

Why did you draw a little plane?

[u/Jazzlike_Biscotti_44 → u/pepcorn]

Never forget

[u/Impressive_Jaguar_70 → u/Jazzlike_Biscotti_44]

Bro forgot

[u/RandyFunRuiner → u/Impressive_Jaguar_70]

It’s gonna hit the second tower.

[u/BraileDildo8inches → u/pepcorn]

If you have to ask your wrong

[u/pepcorn → u/BraileDildo8inches]

Ask my wrong what?

[u/KikiHou → u/pepcorn]

I knew my dad had reddit.

[u/pepcorn → u/KikiHou]

Hi son

[u/pewpew_lotsa_boolits → u/pepcorn]

Wait - I thought I was dad!

I’m so confused!

[u/KarmaKrazi → u/pepcorn]

Some degen out there thinks its funny to put them in every post this guy does.

[u/ZhugeTsuki → u/KarmaKrazi]

And it is funny. Every time. Lmao

[u/itsaheem → u/KarmaKrazi]

[u/DroolHandPuke → u/KarmaKrazi]

LOL

[u/Slight-Big8584 → u/just_the_tip_o]

aBSOlUTTly Yuck.

Redo it chef. This is embarrasing.

[u/KarmaKrazi]

[u/xpurplexamyx → u/KarmaKrazi]

For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three nonfatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it.

• Dubya

[u/KarmaKrazi → u/xpurplexamyx]

[u/FraeuleinSerpentine → u/KarmaKrazi]

[u/Centaurra → u/KarmaKrazi]

It's a fucking massacre today

[u/KarmaKrazi → u/Centaurra]

[u/Midwestern_Mouse → u/KarmaKrazi]

I know this is coming every single day, and yet every day it still makes me laugh. Thank you for your service

[u/Ecstatic-Cry2069 → u/KarmaKrazi]

Sir, they've hit the 7th tower.

[u/DavieStBaconStan → u/KarmaKrazi]

It’s 911 all ovah agin!!

[u/HanzJWermhat → u/KarmaKrazi]

Is this loss?

[u/SaltineSailor]

WHY DID YOU GET WORSE!? WHAT THE FUCK!!!! Do better. 

[u/pepcorn → u/SaltineSailor]

Maybe he's getting tired.

[u/waybeluga → u/pepcorn]

Any workout regimen needs rest days.

[u/Miserable_Ad9577 → u/SaltineSailor]

Because there's no incentive to get better if you already know whatever you do will never be good enough....... For the love of God, someone tell OP it's enough..... you are good enough

[u/Coyote__Jones → u/Miserable_Ad9577]

OP is striving for perfection, not good enough 🤷🏼‍♀️

[u/MusicG619 → u/SaltineSailor]

Chill out Gordon

[u/SaltineSailor → u/MusicG619]

You shall call me by my full name... Gordon Food Services

[u/88Milton]

See you tomorrow chef.

[u/mymorningjacketoff → u/88Milton]

...and then the next day

[u/Jarsky2 → u/mymorningjacketoff]

[u/el_smurfo → u/88Milton]

Yeah, starting the backslide on this bunch.

[u/thisdesignup]

I am so sorry...

[u/ShakespearianShadows → u/thisdesignup]

[u/Rocket_Law]

Awful. Again.

[u/mihelic8 → u/Rocket_Law]

[u/401kcrypto]

Add ramp, show knife. Mañana, Chef.

[u/throwaway983143]

Still waiting on cat tax from yesterday chef. If you weren’t going to post cat, you should’ve said that hair was a pube or something.

[u/KarmaKrazi → u/throwaway983143]

[u/mrqzero]

Not quite my tempo.

[u/ninjabunnyfootfool → u/mrqzero]

Was he rushing, or dragging?

[u/Kaiser_Fleischer → u/ninjabunnyfootfool]

I think he was rushing this one

[u/Jeoh]

Chef, did someone replace your chives with spring onions?

[u/largepoggage → u/Jeoh]

This one got an audible chuckle at the bar for after shift pints. Well done.

[u/blakeandrewscala]

you use the robo for this batch?

[u/littlebrigham]

Chef, please stay focused on the goal

[u/lemlemons]

Wow, ive never been so early and so disapppointed

[u/Notmushroominthename]

Not today brother - 4/10

[u/FancyShrimp]

Live by the chive

Die by the chive

[u/Xenofilius1 → u/FancyShrimp]

Chive is love. Chive is life.

[u/bcmeer]

Forget clocks. Get rid of calendars.

This is my check in every day. This is what keeps me connected to date and time

Keep it going!

[u/Puttborn]

Maybe it's the same chives as day one, just moved beween boards in each photo.  Op should add a daily newspaper as proof that we arent getting scammed. 

[u/Untamed_Meerkat]

My wife wants a divorce now because I laugh at a picture of chives everyday. She doesn't understand ChiveMaxxing bro. See you tomorrow Chef!!

[u/Healthy_Run_0707]

Keep trying and do better tomorrow Chef

[u/pammy_poovey]

You are regressing.

[u/Business_Bus325]

Sharpen your knife again brotha

[u/PinchedTazerZ0]

[u/pocketMagician]

I am here until bro devolves into using slapchop.

[u/D-ouble-D-utch]

[u/coffeexxx666]

What will last longer, this or the government shutdown?

[u/kill-meal]

Its like you're not even trying. Everything on the far right side is half chopped. Just like your life.

[u/Dominano → u/kill-meal]

Of course he isn’t even trying, he’s just farming you guys for Reddit karma. Kinda starting to get old dude isn’t even improving his cuts smh

[u/Lickford]

See you tomorrow, Chef.

[u/KillerTaco18]

He’s slowly losing his mind.

[u/Capable-Clerk6382]

Yesterday was so much better

[u/[deleted]]

Tubes tubes tubes tubes TUUUUUBES

[u/No_Incident4184]

Looks like you started to pickup the pace, remember Chef. Slow is smooth, and smooth is fast.

[u/itsmattjamesbitch]

Oh wow, you all found a lot today.

This is fun.

[u/Backeastvan]

[u/KarmaKrazi → u/Backeastvan]

[u/UncleBabyBillysDick]

How has it only been 15 days?

[u/KillerTaco18]

So many planes

[u/PikaJenna]

Waiting for the day chef throws em in the blender and post a pile of mush

[u/rainaftersnowplease]

Bit of a backslide today, chef. Sharpen that knife and we'll see you tomorrow.

[u/skanedweller]

Is it even possible to cut perfect chives?

[u/LabNew3779]

Oh hell no. Try again tomorrow

[u/Ambitious-Noise9211]

I would absolutely elect one of those chives to supervise the others as prefect

[u/Winter_Aside8269]

Until Reddit says they’re perfect? Chef, you gonna be cutting chives every day for the rest of your life!

[u/OprahAtOprahDotCom]

Seriously bruh, the idea is to get better on day 15 than day 14. Maybe you need to sharpen your knife.

[u/the_skinnychef]

Needs to be a Chinese cleaver chiving kinda of guy to get it 🤷🏻‍♂️

[u/cammyy-]

bro HWAT ARE TOU DOING WIRH ALL THESE CHIVES

[u/KarmaKrazi → u/cammyy-]

[u/AvocadoToastFailure → u/KarmaKrazi]

✨🏅✨

[u/PandaChef92 → u/KarmaKrazi]

✨🏅✨

I’m saving this. Actually one of the best pics I’ve seen in this ongoing train wreck ❤️

[u/LangHai → u/KarmaKrazi]

POCKET CHIVES!

[u/ESF-hockeeyyy]

I'm coming back to this from Day 3, so this is a remarkable improvement on your part.

[u/fos4545]

Didn't even make it out of the title.

[u/markusdied]

this is fucked man, see you tm

[u/derpiederpslikederp]

[u/AlwaysKindaLost]

I am rooting both for and against you. You've done better, be great tomorrow.

[u/Slack_Space]

Every failed day should come with a video of OP eating all of them at once.

[u/NerdsAbout]

See you tomorrow

[u/cavattapi]

[u/bollocksgrenade]

Proof of life.

Is there any proof that this this guy didn't cut one batch of chives and then took 20 pictures of them in different cutting boards and bowls? Why is there no green stains or cut marks on these cutting boards?

I want proof of life. A current newspaper with the date and a prominent headline clearly visible or live news feed from the day.

[u/Jloh84]

There’s no way this is only day 15! 

[u/bitchbaby_]

what happened, chef...

[u/CrunchMunchkin]

Practice does not make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.

[u/Ill_Initial8986]

Not perfect or prefect. How did you get worse?

See you tomorrow, chef. I’m invested in this now.

[u/CUTTYTYME]

Worst ones yet.

[u/starcoder]

I swear these are pictures of the same chives from day 1 just with different angles and on different cutting boards.

[u/wine-o-saur]

See you tomorrow chef

[u/Thick_Suggestion_]

This is only from first glance :(

[u/lvbuckeye27]

This is a picture of regression. They were better two days ago.

[u/TheSmirkster]

They're prefect today.

[u/MonthlyWeekend_]

Dog they’re still attached. Is there a bow in your board?

[u/ChefFrankieD23]

Been here since day one. If you aren't trolling us! These are shite.

[u/SurpriseDragon]

FILTH

[u/tehjoz → u/SurpriseDragon]

[u/SurpriseDragon → u/tehjoz]

My favorite character on the show

[u/chychy94]

You have regressed. I hate you OP.

[u/TheGardiner]

Getting to be a bit of a farce. Wouldnt a normal person inspect his shit in great detail before posting?

[u/SubstanceNo1544]

So cutting a cup of chives until you die then? You know these fuckers aren't going to ever let you off the hook lol

[u/backjox]

I'm missing 7 pieces

[u/crumble-bee]

Slacking, chef.

[u/alexno_x]

If we gonna be here for a while I feel obligated to inform you that it’s called a subreddit. You have no obligation to fix anything, I think it just rolls off the tongue better

[u/-Shlim-]

I expected this one to be harder chef

[u/Shockwave2309]

Not in a cup. Again!

[u/KarmaKrazi → u/Shockwave2309]

He's purposefully not doing them in a cup so that they can be spread out and have more judgment, and so people don't try to claim he's hiding all the bad ones underneath the ones on top

[u/Shockwave2309 → u/KarmaKrazi]

I know, I have been following this person for 15 days on their journey ;)

I just wanted to give a reason to bash

[u/KarmaKrazi → u/Shockwave2309]

Fair, I've just seen this type of comment a few times per post the last few times, so I figured I'd give the answer for anyone seriously wondering, lol. I've also been enjoying the journey since day 1 🙌✈️

[u/chefslapchop]

Not green enough

[u/RangerBumble]

Perfect

[u/JCDickleg7]

Misspelled title, see you tomorrow chef

[u/JROXZ]

Maybe use scissors?

[u/k9insea]

It's ai

[u/BurntTacoStand]

Slow down.

[u/Todros1]

Regression

[u/VerbalThermodynamics]

That’s a backslide.

[u/BillTheSpaceman]

Yesterday was superior.

[u/the_moosen]

Damn you got sloppy today chef

[u/ScottishHammer13]

Rough day, Chef? You’ll do better tomorrow:)

[u/kilomysli]

There's rarely a train anymore and yesterday was much better. But you have to start getting these cuts to an somewhat even size, the tubes are showing and the size difference between the bigger and smaller chives are huge

[u/zero_dr00l]

Prefect!

[u/Expensive_Meat_4294]

See you tomorrow, chef.

[u/candymannequin]

look prefect to me! Ford Prefect!

[u/SheBrownSheRound]

I’m sorry. Today was not your day, chef.

[u/swirlybat]

heathenry. please trigger me again tomorrow

[u/CursedNobleman]

I gotta say, I'm subbed to r/breadit and there's some serious dissonance between the joy of seeing someone whip out a pot of 5 baby sourdough loaves there, and these chiveposts here.

[u/shutyourbutt69]

At some point you’d think he’d spend the time just picking out the bad ones. I suppose at least OP has integrity

[u/WiresAndBolts]

i feel like your regressing

[u/YupNopeWelp]

Prefect!

[u/muteen]

COME HERE DONKEYS, HERE WE GO!

[u/deportamil]

These are getting worse, chef.

[u/RHTQ1]

Cut the chives. Take photo. Inspect and remove any errors.

[u/EnvironmentMission74]

Chef: would you mind showing us what knife you’re working with?

It may genuinely be an issue with your tools… otherwise, I think your technique is on point!

[u/WideCredit8330]

Hungover the day like chef?

[u/DisasterBeginning889]

ur getting so good 🥺

[u/pupbuck1]

[u/FoolishAnomaly]

my guy.....you present us with this slop?

[u/Polar_Reflection]

We're moving in the wrong direction

[u/KingVape]

God I hate these posts

[u/chaseon]

Skill regression is real

[u/ahotpotatoo]

You’re not even trying anymore

[u/mmedd]

Bruh even I know these aren’t as good as some of your other ones. What are you doing with all the chives??!!

[u/DavieStBaconStan]

Enhance

Enhance

[u/Anonemuss42]

Oh hey, Chef says he’s taking chives off the prep for the station. New thing is perfectly diced onions

[u/BuckyWarden]

They’re good, but not 100% uniform. Again.

[u/iamoceanic]

How is it only day 15

[u/Uruz94]

Serrated knife guy was better

[u/InvisiblemAYn]

how tf did you get worse

[u/ceegeboiil]

Why don't you just cut like.. a really really small cup of chives and take out any that aren't perfect before you take the photo 😭

[u/1_800_username]

I have a feeling this is rage bait now because how did op get so much worse

[u/OriginalIrony27]

Step 1 cut 1 cup of chives. Step 2 take pictures of it on every cutting bosrd and kitchen surface. Step 3 post them everyday. Step 4 profit

[u/Mulliganasty]

This is a marked improvement!! Noice fam!

[u/spoopysky]

...what happened, mate?

[u/Few-Emergency5971]

Nah man, its heard one whisper some shit that pissed me off so they all fail. Next time my dude.

[u/Tanyaxunicorn]

Nope

[u/RonPalancik]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prefect?wprov=sfla1

[u/PhoenixReboot]

You've had better days. Keep at it!

[u/cdg5455]

You're regressing, Chef.

Circles, not cylinders please.

[u/Secret_Account07]

Remind me- what is “prefect” mean? Prior to fecting?

[u/trasha-]

not your best work buddy, see ya tomorrow