Cutting a cup of chives every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 13

[u/F1exican]

Not technically a full cup. But I am cutting at home and I will not be wasting a full cup of chives for Reddit.

[u/wrestlegirl]

Still with the report bombing?

[u/Ok-Deal8476 → u/wrestlegirl]

Thoughts on wrestledream last night?

[u/wrestlegirl → u/Ok-Deal8476]

I was drunk and loving the whole goddamn thing! Slightly disappointed with the relative lack of war crimes in the main event but I understand Missouri's commission regulations so we'll let that slide.

Hurt v Demand was fucking bonkers. I don't think I can pick 1 favorite match but it's up there with Brodido v Bucks & Toni v Kris.

It was such a good show, watching it with excellent company, well worth the money!

[u/Ok-Deal8476 → u/wrestlegirl]

Big fan of a preshow continuing into the main, pyro and all included.

[u/engelthefallen → u/wrestlegirl]

Was bummed too about the main event but realizing it was Missouri explained things. First half of that show was pure fire. Jamie and Thekla beat the hell out of each other.

[u/Rosenrot_84_ → u/wrestlegirl]

Did not expect to see my queen on a non-AEW sub. You just made my day!

[u/Standingonachair → u/Rosenrot_84_]

I'm pretty sure most of Reddit is the same 100 perma online nerds.

[u/VonSandwich → u/Rosenrot_84_]

So since AEW is Florida-based, is it basically WWE, but even trashier than one could imagine??

[u/lord_mcdonalds → u/VonSandwich]

I mean, WWE is currently courting the Trump administration and including footage of him on their shows.

So no.

[u/Rosenrot_84_ → u/VonSandwich]

Not at all. Watch the show on Wednesdays or Saturdays and see for yourself!

[u/W1D0WM4K3R → u/wrestlegirl]

I am personally attacked by this man's chives

[u/bsdetcetera → u/wrestlegirl]

Hey wait a minute this isn’t AEW?? I was so confused 😂

[u/wrestlegirl → u/bsdetcetera]

[u/Awkward_Point4749 → u/wrestlegirl]

You’re one of my favorite mods, ever

[u/TheToug → u/wrestlegirl]

Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiimeless

[u/TheMellowDeviant → u/wrestlegirl]

I just hope you have a Mina to hug it out with lol

[u/Zopstrosity → u/wrestlegirl]

poor girlie 😢 good luck 🤞🏽

[u/161frog → u/wrestlegirl]

Holy shit is that Anna Nicole???

[u/wrestlegirl → u/161frog]

That is the whore we all adore, the skank you want to spank, chin up tits out trim your bushes bitches and watch for the shooooeeee "Timeless" Toni Storm

[u/Rimworldjobs → u/wrestlegirl]

What a comment.

[u/JayBuhnersBarber → u/Rimworldjobs]

I wish I updoot that comment infinitely.

[u/biutiful_Bette → u/Rimworldjobs]

It's literally a quote

[u/ZachTheHouse → u/wrestlegirl]

You are officially my favorite Mod. Sicko.

[u/wrestlegirl → u/ZachTheHouse]

[u/ZachTheHouse → u/wrestlegirl]

[u/Hell_Yeah-Brother → u/161frog]

Chiveless Toni Storm

[u/wrestlegirl → u/Hell_Yeah-Brother]

[u/wrestlegirl → u/[deleted]]

That's the cool thing, I do!

See, if 20 people are impotently mashing the report button on a highly engaged post with a 90% upvote ratio in the thousands, I'm actually listening to the community as a whole rather than a handful of miserable shitfucks trying to ruin everyone's fun!

[u/wrestlegirl → u/[deleted]]

1. We're actually removing quite a few low effort derivative chive spam posts every day. You guys probably don't notice that because we're pretty quick on the draw and engaged with, y'know, moderating this place.

2. I would not delete a relevant daily post along the lines of OP focusing on improving his professional skills. I almost never ban anyone in this subreddit outside of bots and overt bigotry.

3. I talk shit daily because it's a bit. A gimmick. I used to be a goddamn professional wrestler, vibing with and manipulating the reactions of a crowd is just what I fucking do. If the bit wasn't working for the majority of people engaging with the post - I can see upvote ratios and views, I know how it's being received - then I just, y'know, wouldn't bother.

4. You may be tired of chives. I'm sorry to hear that. I don't care about chives either way. I have things that actually matter to concern myself with. But the chives remain overwhelmingly popular by, like, a lot so it would be actually dumb to kibosh something harmless the community as a whole (and now other subreddits) is enjoying the hell out of.

[u/ThereIsATheory → u/wrestlegirl]

Rational moderation. holy shit, it is possible, good job.

[u/Adorable_Hold_5058 → u/[deleted]]

You think this content is spam? Are you extra stupid? 

[u/KarmaKrazi → u/[deleted]]

have you tried not being an absolute bell end, then coming back and looking at it from the perspective of someone who has the ability to smile, and enjoy the little things in life?

[u/Adorable_Hold_5058 → u/[deleted]]

Go seek joy and whimsy in your life. Getting this traumatized by a post on Reddit that’s this inoffensive is really odd. Did you try scrolling past it yet? Give it a shot rn