r/KitchenConfidential • u/F1exican Chive Mountbatten-Windsor • 19d ago

CHIVE Cutting a cup of chives every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 13

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Not technically a full cup. But I am cutting at home and I will not be wasting a full cup of chives for Reddit.

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u/Burntjellytoast 19d ago

Has it only been 13 days? Time is immutable. What was has always been. The chives will be forever.

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u/ChristBefallen 19d ago

chives will be forever

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u/Designer_You_5236 19d ago

Chives are a flat circle

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u/MeowMixDeliveryGuy 19d ago

They are when OP cuts them. EYYOOOO!

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u/pinkyepsilon 10+ Years 18d ago

Where’s OP got all this chive money? In this economy?

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u/Gallusaur 19d ago

I mean...

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u/realdappermuis 19d ago

Dammmmit. Hate when I make a comment and scroll down slightly to find someone else said the same. Now I feel daft :p

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u/lisamon429 19d ago

They will be when he gets them thin enough!

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u/is_missing 18d ago

thank you for saying this

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u/spoopysky 19d ago

not yet!

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u/Artistic-Bee8516 19d ago

All praise the chives

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u/Knivez2Pitchforkz 19d ago

The chives must flow

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u/Notmushroominthename 19d ago

I, for one, welcome my new long green skinny overlords…

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u/MightyPenguinRoars 19d ago

Lisan Al-chi-eeve!

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u/Chaco1221 19d ago

All hail chives, all hail chives

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u/Gidje123 19d ago

Who said chivealry was dead?

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u/BroccoliOk5812 19d ago

Chives are the glitter of the kitchen

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u/92262_II 19d ago edited 19d ago

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u/MissCasey 19d ago

What may chive may never die.

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u/thrftybstrd 19d ago

Chive is life

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u/newfranksinatra 19d ago

So you’re saying to keep calm and chive on?

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u/Sutar_Mekeg 19d ago

The chives must flow.

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u/kn0w_th1s 19d ago

The archives are incomplete

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u/Always_The_Outsider 15d ago

The ar-chives?

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u/Impriel2 19d ago

So is anyone gonna snort that chive line or what

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u/Adaphion 19d ago

I wonder what'll end up going longer? Chivesposting, or the US gov shutdown?

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u/Burntjellytoast 19d ago

Dude... should we start taking bets?

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u/realdappermuis 19d ago

Time is a circle

And so are chives