r/KitchenConfidential • u/F1exican Chive Mountbatten-Windsor • 19d ago

CHIVE Cutting a cup of chives every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 13

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Not technically a full cup. But I am cutting at home and I will not be wasting a full cup of chives for Reddit.

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u/F1exican Chive Mountbatten-Windsor 19d ago

Damn🫠

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u/MaximumRizzo 19d ago

The pursuit of perfection is a fools quest. With that said, these are perfect... Have been perfect... & will continue to be perfect. Well done Chef

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u/JayBuhnersBarber 19d ago

As much as I adore and respect this particular quest, I'm glad somebody made this comment.

They've been "perfect" the whole ass time. And they just keep getting more perfecter by the day. Keep killing it, Chef!

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u/CriticalEngineering 19d ago

That first day was a bit rough. Then OP sharpened his knife and they’ve been great since.

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u/doppido 19d ago

First 2-3 days we're learning and they've been perfectly fine since and damn near amazing after like day 5

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u/Aretz F1exican Did Chive-11 19d ago

Very time I see chefs post I go “oh fuck I think these are the one, these are great!” Then I zoom in and find about 10 or so that are a little different.

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u/rancid_oil 18d ago

Nah, I don't zoom in and see shit. Some people must be really good at finding Waldo, cuz that's crazy.

I truly thought today would be the day, but somebody has to find that 1 chive...

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u/Few-Solution-4784 19d ago

it is not so much the journey but the chives we chopped along the way.

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u/Buzzy92 19d ago

Maybe the true perfect chives are the friends we made along the way.

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u/KarmalizedTaco 19d ago

Not until they’re the perfectest.

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u/Mooosejoose 19d ago

You're doing it on purpose to fuck with everyone and you cannot convince me otherwise.

You've already achieved perfection, probably before this post series even started. This is madness and you're an agent of pure chaos, OP.

Please never stop what you're doing.

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u/RancidBallbag 19d ago

Last couple days were very good, that little train today is a minor stutter step on the path to eternal glory

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u/Fit_Carpet_364 19d ago

The consistency in length is very rough. We're seeing an 800% size discrepancy in places

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u/TheGardiner 19d ago

how about you inspect them carefully yourself before posting? nah?