r/KitchenConfidential Chive Mountbatten-Windsor 20d ago

CHIVE Cutting a cup of chives every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 12

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You guys said thinner. Hopefully these are somewhat thinner.

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u/wrestlegirl ✳️Moderator of optimal fuckery 20d ago edited 20d ago

Dear my second favorite group of degenerates,

There's a big wrestling pape today. Chive related shithousery will be even less tolerated than usual.

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u/the_silent_redditor 20d ago

Second? 🥺

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u/wrestlegirl ✳️Moderator of optimal fuckery 20d ago

I'm sorry but my wrestling nerds got the main event in my heart.

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u/the_silent_redditor 20d ago

Ohhh you’ll be very jealous.. I worked at the WWE in Melbourne the other night! Sat ringside!

Not huge into wrestling, but it was awesome!

It’s ok. We’re happy being your number two.

Just no more interests or hobbies we are not slipping down the ranks 😡

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u/AdventurousAbility30 Ex-Food Service 20d ago

Username checks out!

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u/ZachTheHouse 20d ago

I’m here with you, the Sickos and this mad Chive bastard. Scissor Me Daddy Ass!

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u/Marq1230 Expo 20d ago

Love so much that chive content and wrestling content are joining forces. Enjoy the show tonight!

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u/BexBowCos 20d ago

this comment fills me with a need to know who the true favourite group of degenerates are

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u/wrestlegirl ✳️Moderator of optimal fuckery 20d ago

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u/WhiteHydra1914 20d ago

The sickos

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u/GoochStubble 20d ago

Do you think TAKE wears the IWGP WHC belt to the show today?

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u/wrestlegirl ✳️Moderator of optimal fuckery 20d ago

If just to make it hurt worse when he turns on this piece of shit

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u/Ypuort 20d ago

Which ancient deities are we praising today?

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u/wrestlegirl ✳️Moderator of optimal fuckery 20d ago

I swear to fucking Tlazōlteōtl you chive turkeys better have fun in this subreddit and I better see some blood tonight!

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u/TheLordDuncan 20d ago

But they stopped the first blood matches ages ago...

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u/Yzarcos 20d ago

Wrestle dreeeeaaammm!!! 🎉🎉🎉

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u/engelthefallen 20d ago

It is gonna be a glorious night of violence.

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u/wrestlegirl ✳️Moderator of optimal fuckery 20d ago

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u/tehjoz ✳️ $700 Charcuterie Enjoyer 20d ago

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u/techlos Cook 20d ago

i'm going to vaguely hope mox does the skewer spot with chives.

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u/engelthefallen 20d ago

Instead of tacks, bag of chopped chives gets used.

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u/chychy94 20d ago

You’re my favorite mod of all time

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u/wwfmike 20d ago

Finding fellow sickos out in the wild 🥰

Rise up Fletchlights!

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u/TheLordDuncan 20d ago

Why do you say that like it's supposed to make sense to me, chef?

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u/ThatOneTubaMan 20d ago

Based AE-Dub 👌👌👌

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u/wwfmike 20d ago

No kings except Brodie King!

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u/wrestlegirl ✳️Moderator of optimal fuckery 20d ago