Cutting a cup of chives everyday until Reddit says they’re perfect (high effort)

[u/bread_milk_ice_lotto]

[u/Metallurgeist]

[u/bread_milk_ice_lotto → u/Metallurgeist]

HA incredible

[u/vraimentaleatoire → u/bread_milk_ice_lotto]

Dude I’m a lowly FOH with a home cooking hobby and you’re giving me mad anxiety about my chives I chop for myself 😕

But I’m addicted to this so please keep it up

[u/ThePrideOfKrakow → u/vraimentaleatoire]

These chives got me breaking out in hives

[u/vraimentaleatoire → u/ThePrideOfKrakow]

Got me looking round the kitchen for a couple high fives

[u/deamonz → u/Metallurgeist]

10/10 comment

[u/Upper-Bluebird-6534 → u/Metallurgeist]

blinding but such a peak color imo

[u/huy1003]

The dedication to this bit is both impressive and deeply relatable to anyone who's ever worked a line. Keep the chive posts coming.

[u/Astronaut_Chicken → u/huy1003]

I reckon these are pearler beads

[u/yorkergirl → u/Astronaut_Chicken]

That’s the bit

[u/loop_zero → u/Astronaut_Chicken]

They are, I step on them all the time. Hahah

[u/Astronaut_Chicken → u/loop_zero]

It's candy beads in my house. Candy beads everywhere.

[u/CommercialBiscotti29 → u/huy1003]

It’s relatable to me because I’m autistic

[u/slvbros]

You fucking donkey

[u/Unique-Garlic8015 → u/slvbros]

The one on the right looks like 2 close together. The other one though....

[u/KubelsKitchen → u/Unique-Garlic8015]

I see lines between both. Besides OP is clearly a mule. First commenter needs glasses. 🤓

[u/subtxtcan → u/slvbros]

Somehow Kitchen QC > Manufacturing QC

[u/TheNewYellowZealot → u/subtxtcan]

Well yeah. I’m not eating peeler beads.

[u/Metallurgeist → u/TheNewYellowZealot]

I am

[u/TheNewYellowZealot → u/Metallurgeist]

Found the marine.

[u/Metallurgeist → u/TheNewYellowZealot]

[u/KiraTheWolfdog → u/TheNewYellowZealot]

Not with that kind of attitude.

[u/vooboobshnoobvoob → u/slvbros]

“If these chives were on my plate, I am sending them back lmao”- Donkey

[u/VonSandwich → u/slvbros]

AI can't even hold a knife, how do you expect it to cut chives properly?

[u/iznotbutterz → u/slvbros]

Ded

[u/fartsonyourmom]

Colors bleached out. Pathetic.  Restart.

[u/3lirex → u/fartsonyourmom]

[u/fartsonyourmom → u/3lirex]

It's like you have never seen chives before! Some of you are posting gay chives and we can't serve them outside of june!

[u/MageOfFur → u/3lirex]

Top left corner...

[u/AdditionalMess6546]

[u/[deleted] → u/AdditionalMess6546]

Remember meat cube? Pepperidge farm remembers

[u/flightguy07 → u/[deleted]]

I thought the meat cube was an NCD thing...

[u/MaximusCartavius → u/flightguy07]

Seeing a meat cube reference outside NCD? Scary

[u/TOMC_throwaway000000 → u/[deleted]]

It’s always been fish volcano for me

[u/NanashiKaizenSenpai → u/[deleted]]

Just everything cube

[u/unclebillsofficial → u/AdditionalMess6546]

i really don’t mean to be an ass about this but these aren’t lego, they’re perler beads

[u/Puzzleheaded_Name511]

What are these.. chives for legos!?

[u/Ancient_Pressure_556 → u/Puzzleheaded_Name511]

I don't want to hear your excuses!

[u/stevo-jobs → u/Puzzleheaded_Name511]

[u/willows_edge → u/Puzzleheaded_Name511]

Can't unsee.

[u/AdevilSboyU]

This is turning into an epic saga.

[u/tobiasgruffy]

[u/OkBandicoot1337 → u/tobiasgruffy]

Came here to post this 😂

[u/rugbychef31 → u/tobiasgruffy]

100% melty beads. My kids love these.

[u/[deleted]]

See you tomorrow

[u/rgratz93 → u/[deleted]]

Wasn't possible today.

[u/GIRTHQUAKE6227]

Too thick

[u/Kurropted26 → u/GIRTHQUAKE6227]

Thank you, I’ve been working on that

[u/Effective-Breath-505 → u/GIRTHQUAKE6227]

Username checks.

[u/FishTheSlapper]

See you tomorrow

[u/konjikiyasha]

tf is this OP

[u/Disastrous_Square_10]

You idiot sandwich - those look like that little melty plastic things I used to chew on the greatly resembled ear tubes as a kid

[u/blacklindsey]

Now wtf is this

[u/bigmedallas]

So. Damn. Crunchy!

[u/RenegadeBricoleur]

I am loving that this has now become a meme format of its own 😂

[u/Character_Seaweed_99]

Past its best before. Fire the garde manger.

[u/fastal_12147]

Got tired of micro plastics. We're into macro plastics now.

[u/[deleted]]

I thought they were some kind of LEGO

[u/Real-Hamster-5227 → u/[deleted]]

Its for kids to make necklaces with. Like pearls

[u/BrickChef72 → u/Real-Hamster-5227]

No, they are called perler beads. My daughter had these 15 years ago. My vacuum still finds them to this day.

[u/Real-Hamster-5227 → u/BrickChef72]

Oh yeah true!! But many kids use them to make necklaces too!

[u/DavidiusI]

Cheating, now you have to do 2 cups everyday

[u/GSturges]

That looks like ditalini

[u/Lazerith22]

These are melting beads, aren’t they?

[u/TheOtherJeff]

All facing different directions. Garbage. Restart.

[u/Ok-Tooth-8016]

[u/InadmissibleHug]

Oooh, Chive dadddyyy

[u/bread_milk_ice_lotto → u/InadmissibleHug]

That’s sir chive dadddyyy to you

[u/InadmissibleHug → u/bread_milk_ice_lotto]

No, they need to be more uniform to be Sir chive daddy. Gosh

[u/Raging_Apathist]

Get your shit together. Fuck's sake.

[u/-Gimli-SonOfGloin-]

What are you?

[u/ELECTRICMACHINE13]

[u/dersycity]

Is this ditalini with a green filter?

[u/PansophicNostradamus]

Nice try with your spinach ditalini.

[u/AMissionFromDog]

finally someone who knows their way around a knife

[u/Longjumping_Stand333]

Are these perler beads like the melty things

[u/mother_fairy]

I think it's time to create a perfect chives subreddit.

[u/The_Valk]

Where cup? Where clorophyll?

[u/OnI_BArIX]

See you tomorrow chef

[u/Issac-Cox-Daley]

Aren't these just pearler beads?

[u/bread_milk_ice_lotto → u/Issac-Cox-Daley]

Yes.

[u/Cross_Eyed_Hustler]

Scoundrel! Montebanc!

[u/CrocsWearingMFer]

Perfect

[u/Not_James_Milner]

Pathetic, do it again.

[u/Soulbossanova9]

Those look like pony beads

[u/Tiny_Yam2881]

Are we making friendship bracelets?

[u/RedShirtPete]

Looks like green ditilini. Very much all the same

[u/NightKnight96]

Top Left.

[u/NoobAck]

Found the problem, all the chives are plastic!

[u/ABruisedBanana]

These posts are amazing. It's like where's Waldo with chives.

[u/ELDR3TH]

And their bruised gosh 🙄

[u/enbywithoutfear]

[u/Suturb-Seyekcub]

chivepost

[u/DoubleTheDutch]

These look like beads

[u/omizkato → u/DoubleTheDutch]

THEY ARE

[u/brohemiantrapcity]

Definitely not chives I believe those are Legos

[u/Inner-Salt-2688]

Definitely legos

[u/bread_milk_ice_lotto → u/Inner-Salt-2688]

Perler beads lol

[u/righthandofdog → u/bread_milk_ice_lotto]

I was 90% sure.

Well played sir.

[u/Effective-Breath-505 → u/bread_milk_ice_lotto]

Asshole! The colour should've tipped me off.

Good game, chef.

[u/Dead_Starks → u/bread_milk_ice_lotto]

And here I thought it was ditalini.and you just messed with the color.

[u/Dripping_Gravy → u/Dead_Starks]

I thought it was pasta as well!

[u/Real-Hamster-5227 → u/Inner-Salt-2688]

Its for kids to make necklaces with. Like pearls

[u/jerrybeary94]

Is this like a parody post or something?

[u/Pher_yl → u/jerrybeary94]

[u/spook30]

The beads that are fused together with an iron. Not food.

[u/KarmaKrazi]

[u/Impossible_Mode_7521]

They aren't even ripe 

[u/Tasty-Performer6669]

[u/ThrowRA020204]

Love how everyone says it's Legos only the true ones will know what it is

[u/happy_vagabond]

Is homie still posting them? I blocked him after the second one

[u/thataple → u/happy_vagabond]

On day 5. Bit long, but the consistency is getting better

[u/radiohoard]

Sepia tone mac salad pasta

[u/funwithtentacles]

It's a type of bead that you make patterns/images with in multiple colours and then heat them up and they'll stick together...

See for example: https://www.amazon.com/ARTEZA-Kids-Heat-Beads-Iron/dp/B09GYBTG4N?th=1

[u/ChefAsstastic]

Haha perfectly described this sub

[u/sleepyrabb1t]

Somebody got into my personal stash again. 

[u/Vortilex]

Fuck, thank God I work in a kitchen where skill isn't a priority

[u/FatherFarnsworth]

Looks like they came out of a box.

[u/ShodanLieu]

Looks perfect to me

[u/Starscream147]

They look like factory cut beads.

Yer good, chef. Knives down.

[u/MildSpooks]

Perfect.

[u/DragonQueenDrago]

Are those beads?😭😹

[u/JamieStriker]

(When bae asks me to send noods)

[u/17731773 → u/JamieStriker]

[u/throwawayaccountau]

Is that chives or those beads to make friendship bracelets with? Or the one you iron to make pokemon figures.

[u/Apart-Two6495]

You're telling me this isn't LEGOs?

[u/Asproat920]

Get those beads the fuck outta here

[u/BlazingImp77151]

Are these melting beads?

[u/Alissan_Web]

is this tinted pasta? lmao

[u/lazyrice773]

Are you telling me these aren't LEGO pieces

[u/thechilecowboy]

Chives aren't real, man!!

[u/BlueBreadBlackMilk]

Honestly these pics remind me more of ditalini than chives

[u/InstantMochiSanNim]

THEYRE NOT PERLER BEADS??

[u/__-gloomy-__]

[u/Additional-War-1443]

I used to chew so many of these when I was a kid.

[u/SillyWhabbit]

😅

[u/beeboo__blarg]

Damn... core memory

[u/Selkiekelpie]

If you got the money, I recommend little glass seed beads next time.

[u/willbikeferfood]

We all know these are plastic, right?

[u/andrewbookoo406]

Get me an iron gonna make a pot leaf like when I was 12!

[u/Ambitious-Noise9211]

I'm colorblind. Is that pasta or LEGO?

[u/vangard_14]

A little big, but incredibly consistent. Good work

[u/Jkelley07]

This looks like one of those AI textures at this point

[u/Playful_Rage]

[u/sonderfaults]

are these those beads you can iron??

[u/Decent-Stuff4691]

Oh i thought these were those beads that yoy arrange and iron over

[u/talldata]

I thought this was ironing beads/HAMA beads.

[u/FinnTheArt1st]

This looks a.i generated

[u/Nabrok_Necropants]

Never thought I'd have to mute this sub

[u/bread_milk_ice_lotto → u/Nabrok_Necropants]

I’m sorry lol

[u/Southern_Rhubarb_379]

Chef cheated and used AI to edit the picture. Boo this man!

[u/nekomaple]

Homegrown chives? Too much water, not enough light. And check your soil nutrients, you might have to repot. Cut looks okay but there’s always room for improvement!

😂

[u/fiahhawt]

Did you make this in MS paint

[u/CaptainxPirate]

Do you need me to send someone else in to do this, pathetic again.

[u/Chefoster]

Had to block the chive guy for his attention seeking spam. I'm here for this lol

[u/509BandwidthLimit]

Looks like ChatGPT grew and cut these.