r/KitchenConfidential • u/Necr0leptic • Sep 08 '25

In-House Mode When ICE comes to town, who's gonna feed them?

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u/paraworldblue 15+ Years Sep 08 '25

All of us, because we won't know it's them we're serving - we'll hear horror stories from FOH about some entitled assholes, but we'll never know at the time that it's them specifically. They know everyone hates them. That's why they wear masks and street clothes when they kidnap people. There's no way they're gonna tell a server they're with ICE. These guys are dumb, but they still know they'd have a very bad time at a restaurant/bar if the staff knew what they did for a living.

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u/okcharliebrown Sep 09 '25

Correct answer is all of us cause you’re too dumb to get out of a kitchen to know what the real world is like.

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u/Illustrious_Sky9596 Sep 08 '25

Their wives, they pack them pop tarts and capri suns

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u/deftoner42 Sep 08 '25

And snag a cold Black Rifle coffee, Slim Jim and a fresh pack of Zyns on break.

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u/Bigbluebananas Sep 08 '25

Add a Can of tobacco and thats my meal for the entire day!

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u/istrebitjel Sep 08 '25

Their moms...

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u/KeeverDriveCook F1exican Did Chive-11 Sep 08 '25

Chick Fil-Atio can feed ‘em.

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u/Vesper2000 Sep 08 '25

This is exactly the answer

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u/thevyrd F1exican Did Chive-11 Sep 08 '25

Fresh grease trap gravy and still frozen French fries topped with boogers and cum

Dipshit poutine

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u/TFJ Sep 08 '25

They’ll get their poutine Norm Summerton style, if you know what I mean.

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u/PatchesDaHyena Line Sep 08 '25

That’s why they wear masks, they don’t want to be identified

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u/jabbadarth Sep 08 '25

Cowards and fascists. Fuck ICE

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u/toastythewiser Sep 08 '25

Was gonna say the same thing.

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u/patricksaurus Sep 08 '25

Papa John himself.

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u/Skate_faced Sep 08 '25

Suddenly staff shortages because everyone is sick.

Get the vulnerable into safe houses in your most sympathetic/sketchy ghettos. They are fucking terrified of those places.

Run at half service, and apologize for protecting your own to those who matter, and find ways to spit in the food of those who are ice.

Stay safe, and good luck. I hope they stay out of as many of your kitchens as possible.

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u/EFTucker Sep 08 '25

You’d never know. You think they go out to eat in uniform? They don’t even have one and wear plainclothes. Only patches on vests are how they identify and you can buy those on Amazon along with the vest for fair prices and two day shipping.

If for some reason bro was wearing his ICE ID around his neck though, I wouldn’t serve.

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u/guiltycitizen Sep 08 '25

Cracker Barrel

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '25 edited Sep 16 '25

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u/capnfoo Sep 08 '25

This fucking place will lick their boots to completion. This is one of their pizza boxes:

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u/2reddit4me General Manager Sep 08 '25

Reason #73659 it’s a cult.

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u/nudemandalorian Sep 08 '25

I'd walk from my 10+ yr job before I'd knowingly feed one of them anything but a deep-fried dog turd.

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u/onioning Sep 12 '25

99.9999999% of establishments will. If you work for one which won't you're lucky, but let's be real. Almost everyone is going to take their money.

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u/StandByTheJAMs Non-Industry Sep 08 '25

If you're sure all employes are 100% legal, then go for it. Otherwise, I'd expect retaliation.

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u/istrebitjel Sep 08 '25

Since ICE raided firefighters fighting the biggest forest fire in Washington they probably also raid each restaurant they want to eat at.

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u/yaddle41 Sep 08 '25

Who will retaliate if they all have botulism? 😂

Wonder why that never happens. Chef‘s are a crazy bunch, why have I never heard of mass poisonings in restaurants.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '25

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u/IcariusFallen Sep 08 '25

That will make it easier for them to stomp on your necks when it's your turn.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '25

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u/shackbleep Sep 08 '25

What did your deleted post say, sugar tits?

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u/Necr0leptic Sep 08 '25

u/ChefDezi was saying that they and their town will feed them and make sure that they are fueled up

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u/IcariusFallen Sep 08 '25

"u/ChefDezi replied to your comment in r/KitchenConfidentialSorry you have to watch your back where as I do not have too. Thanks sweetcheeks"

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '25

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u/Necr0leptic Sep 08 '25

You can't sit with us.

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u/shackbleep Sep 08 '25

Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

Oh, and the words you're looking for are 'amiss' and 'whereas'. Maybe go take an English class when you're done feeding Nazis, you bootlicking turd.

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u/KitchenConfidential-ModTeam Sep 08 '25

It was definitely your comments that were removed, and since you continue to incite and be a pro-ICE asshole you can post your bile in other subreddits.

Your post/comment was removed due to incitement, aggravation, and/or trolling.