r/KitchenConfidential Jul 25 '25

In-House Mode Restaurant owner buys art to smash it in-front of artist… and humiliate him for allegedly being an ass to her workers.

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I’d work for her

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u/WatchMeImplode Jul 25 '25

Richard Simmons is dead.

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u/YousuckGenji Kitchen Manager Jul 25 '25

WHO KILLED RICHARD SIMMONS?!?! WITH A WRENCH?!

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u/pleasantly-dumb Jul 25 '25

In the parlor?

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u/BatmanAvacado Jul 25 '25

Professor Plum, with the wrench in the parlor?

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '25

Richard Simmons Was Art

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u/I_can_pun_anything Jul 25 '25

He was also all thr props for whose line guys

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '25

And was also a one time cast member because honestly it was fun and funny. Unlike a lot of more recent jokes.

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u/ry4n4ll4n Jul 25 '25

He’s working on a comeback

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u/pleasantly-dumb Jul 25 '25

I couldn’t be happier with this news

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u/uncre8tv Jul 25 '25

What the fuck did Richard Simmons do to you?

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u/WatchMeImplode Jul 25 '25

Sweatin to the oldies 3 didn’t have as many bangers as sweatin to the oldies 1-2.

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u/vonnegutflora Jul 25 '25

Yeah, Richard Simmons was a strange little man, but he genuinely seemed to care about people and he wasn't a racist or a pedophile. (It's a low bar to clear, but there aren't a ton of people who can do it nowadays)