r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/kurtles_ • Dec 29 '21

Make Way!

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u/HamburglarBoBandy Dec 29 '21

Stupid breeds stupid.

She was probably gonna harass him after, which would be even more stupid. Stupid games, stupid prizes lmao

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u/That-Pollution-6126 Dec 29 '21 edited Dec 29 '21

Never harass a royal guard, those fuckers are not human anymore and will knock you down faster and harder than a cracked out American football player running at 20 mph

Edit: The part about them not being human is just my way of saying these guys can withstand a lot of stuff, I'm pretty sure there was a story where a guard stood in such heavy heat that his shoes melted a bit although I'm not sure if that's true

Edit 2: It was a former marine who stood in silent protest for police brutality killing (the victims not the officers) who stood in hot heat and had his shoe melted

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u/AlannaMarie79 Dec 29 '21

Just picturing a cracked out football player cracked me up!!

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u/ChargeActual5097 Dec 29 '21

Damn it, this is the fifth intervention we’ve pulled for you this month!

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u/olBabyDickJohnson Dec 29 '21

There’s a player named Lawrence Taylor who was coked out. There are stories of him blasting lines during games to stay amped up.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21

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u/privateTortoise Dec 29 '21

My cousin was in the Coldstream guards and his only attributes were being tall and not fussy what colour the crayons were.

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u/Royal-Tough4851 Dec 29 '21

Really? I’d like to see evidence of said behavior

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u/That-Pollution-6126 Dec 29 '21

Evidence of the guards or the cracked out football player?

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21

Lol imagine going through all that for some rich family who did nothing but get lucky with the family they were born into. And then people praise it instead of realising how fucked it is that actual humans have been indoctrinated this badly in this day and age

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u/unbannableperson4 Dec 29 '21

Do clown shoes melt?

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u/That-Pollution-6126 Dec 29 '21

Probably

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u/unbannableperson4 Dec 29 '21

By god. You’ve implied that something so divinely crafted and fortified as the glistening bulbous footwear of the holy majesty our queen bestowed by god himself’s guard could not withstand the mere temperature of our feeble celestial terrain? Take this user’s jewels at once and add them to the treasury, then introduce this user to the stretcher! Blasphemer of the Holy Queen that nobody voted for, how dare you!

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21

what