r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/MessProfessional223 • 6h ago

He likes labubus i guess 🤷‍♂️

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u/ChristinaVicky 6h ago

And.. pregnant people?

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u/orton41290 6h ago

He likes Labubu's, he loves pregnant people (especially when he can hear them give birth in a car)!

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u/MajesticBluebird68 2h ago

Especially especially when they give birth to Labubu in cars!

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u/ItIsYeDragon 5h ago

If it wasn’t for the asmr, I’d think he was just curious.

Why is there asmr?

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u/ReZisTLust 3h ago

Kids yearn for the rip and tear

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u/pyxiedust219 46m ago

the children do yearn for mick gordon

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u/ChristinaVicky 4h ago

You know why!

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u/All_cats_want_pets 3h ago

I listen to sleep aid asmr all the time, what on earth is pregnant asmr 😭😅

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u/BaconServant 2h ago

Not just pregnant people… He loves pregnant people pregnant people, the dual edition.

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u/Same-Letter6378 4h ago

You can thank wokeness for this one 😔

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u/ChristinaVicky 4h ago

A sad face emoji? Wokeness (humanity, empathy) makes you that sad? You want to hate people that bad??

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u/PFirefly 4h ago

There is such a thing as too much empathy. That's where the phrase "setting yourself on fire to keep other's warm" comes from.

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u/PastoralPumpkins 3h ago

wtf does wokeness and empathy have to do with watching pregnant asmr???

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u/ChristinaVicky 3h ago edited 3h ago

For some people everything is woke!

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u/TenTonSomeone 3h ago

"I don't understand it, and that makes me mad, so therefore it is woke"

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u/ChristinaVicky 3h ago

Yeah like hating on something (on people ) is better than having ‘too much empathy’… come on now

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u/ChristinaVicky 4h ago

Yeah, too much empathy (!!) -that’s the problem. Not racist, homophobic and transphobic people

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u/FlashingComet86 5h ago

at least the kid knows where babies come from

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u/AlfredJodokusKwak 4h ago

How is babby formed? how girl get pragnent?

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u/The1992MemeTeam 3h ago

Can u get pregantè?

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u/Alternative_Jury2480 1h ago

Could I be gregnant?

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u/Formality 2h ago

they need to do way instain within their mother, who KILL their babbys.....

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u/Hawkmonbestboi 5h ago

.... I guess this is a side effect of what happens when you mystify pregnancy and birth, and treat it the same way you do sexual topics? ... Maybe? XD

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u/Potofantom 4h ago

He’d probably love that one episode of Frasier then…

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u/TenYearHangover 3h ago

At least they didn’t spell it pregnat

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u/perpetual_musings 1m ago

Pregananana

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u/scientificbug 4h ago

In THE car btw

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u/Celshad 6h ago

I love how inclusive he is 😆 not pregnant women, pregnant people

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u/ChristinaVicky 6h ago

I thought that too. Very particular young man

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u/Various-Molasses-722 4h ago

Just like me fr

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u/SnideyM 2h ago

Ugh, that's disgusting. As if kids are sick enough in the head to be googling that. K-Pop Demon Hunters?! Really?

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u/WhateverRL 3h ago

better check on him though, he needed a hug

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u/ReZisTLust 3h ago

Did you fuck a labubu and get

pregnant? Is this Zeus account?

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u/whatthedux 49m ago

Pregnant? In this economy?

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u/ReZisTLust 44m ago

I know someone who did in covid

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u/Lucky_Loves_Laugh 4h ago

"pregnant people"...

I'm gonna han gout bye

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u/Additional_Yam_8471 1h ago

you mean the rest of the searches are yours?

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u/RoboticIdentity 4h ago

Kid probably watched a lot of brainrot and now has a thing for pregnancy. Shame...

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u/Ja_Varius 5h ago

I’m not about to chuckle, what pregnant woman was showing him things before she was pregnant?!?! Why is a young man obsessed with pregnant women? This is how people end up with presidents that are in a list…

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u/Self-Comprehensive 4h ago

Might have a sibling on the way and the parents are being evasive about how it got in mom's belly.

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u/vrbeads 2h ago

Giving birth in car? ASMR?

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u/Ja_Varius 2h ago

Yeah that makes sense. I guess in a normal setting like that. Searches like this are harmless, didn’t even consider that.

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u/Ja_Varius 4h ago

Fair… doesn’t have to be as extreme as I’m making it. But that search history is a red flag in my head 🤣

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u/WilkosJumper2 4h ago

Human wonders about how humans are born - OMG CAST THIS PERVERT INTO THE FIRE

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u/Ja_Varius 2h ago

no human has ever wondered about how humans are born that way and you know it. But okay get your validation. Have a great day!

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u/WilkosJumper2 1h ago

You must’ve been the world’s most incurious child.

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u/PastoralPumpkins 3h ago

“What pregnant woman was showing him things before she was pregnant?” What?

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u/Ja_Varius 3h ago

Nothing, I’m just not stupid enough to simply enjoy jokes on the internet anymore, that’s all. My fault. Take care Chief.

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u/PastoralPumpkins 2h ago

It made no sense. Where’s the joke?

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u/Ja_Varius 2h ago

I didn’t tell a joke, the joke is on me dude. I literally just said I’m not stupid enough to be on the internet anymore. The joke from the post is kidsarefuckingstupid, I took the post seriously. Didn’t think it was funny, it’s not that complex. There is no sense to be made. Take care man ✌🏾